tried to come back to hetalia forgot how much this comm stresses me the fuck out prob not going to happen sorry @ everyone following this blog
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Love Begins
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tried to come back to hetalia forgot how much this comm stresses me the fuck out prob not going to happen sorry @ everyone following this blog
bacieciambelline
I’ll wear a disguise, duh. One of those horse masks and a tuxedo. No one’s gonna suspect me.
You’re going to commit a crime and cross multiple international borders in a horse mask and a tuxedo?
bacieciambelline
… Nope! Property damage is tonnes of fun when you know how to not get caught.
Someone is going to dismantle you, I hope you know that. You’re not that subtle.
I WANT TO DISMANTLE SOMEONE’S EXPENSIVE CAR AND HIDE THE PARTS ACROSS EUROPE FOR SOME AWFUL SCAVENGER HUNT
...Do you have any ideas that DON’T include property damage?
“Do NOT give me that look.”
“What, I’m not allowed to look at you now?”
[He knows exactly what he’s doing, don’t listen to him]
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sentence starters: tmrhsthr
(things my roommate has said to his rats)
“No. Absolutely not. You cross that line, and we’re done.”
“You know this is the opposite of a good thing.”
“Do NOT give me that look.”
“You think you’re so cute. Oh, you think you’re SO cute.”
“You’re feeling adventurous today, aren’t you?”
“Avocado. Avocado. Avocaaaaado.”
“Do not be a vampire. Do NOT be a vampire.”
“Do you know what time it is? It’s not time for this. That’s what time it is.”
“You did this on purpose, didn’t you.”
“Be nice. You can be nice for once, can’t you?”
“Sometimes you do good things! This is not one of those times.”
“You are so smart and so soft.”
“I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.”
“I value you in my life, but you can be so much to deal with.”
“When you bit my face- that hurt my feelings.”
“Are you aware of how rude you’re being right now?”
“This is just unreasonable. Please come down.”
“I’ll be waiting here whenever you decide to come out from under the couch.”
“You can be very sweet when you want to be.”
GUYS why did no one tell me my asks were turned off i’ve been over here posting memes like a FOOL
…and it was rebuilt on top of ruins
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@captainrustedfort from here
“Why, Lovino, if you’re so jealous of my amazing figure, you don’t have to mock me, just ask for some of my beauty tips!” His smug grin is only broken when he just as smugly takes a long, slow sip from his poison of choice.
“First of all, I-” He pauses to gesture to his own figure, “-Do not have anything to be jealous of. Secondly, if your figure is so amazing, why the rich woman alcohol?” He punctuates with a sip of his own (decidedly not clear) drink and a raised eyebrow, glancing at Peter’s alcohol of choice.
bacieciambelline started following you
…and it was rebuilt on top of ruins
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did every spain go inactive while i was gone?
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
Constantine NBC The Saints of Last Resorts ( Sentence Starters )
“I always figured that one of us would flee to Mexico, but I thought there’d be tequila involved. Or skinny-dipping.”
“Did you know we were coming to a convent?”
“It’s one gory detail she left out.”
“Should’ve shagged you then.”
“I’m telling a desperate man that there are things we can do to get his son back other than pray.”
“We can’t outrun it.”
“I don’t know how you do it, but my soul can’t take another lost child.”
“If you need me, scream.”
“That won’t be a problem.”
“And you charged up here with nothing but your wits? Woman after my own heart.”
“Would I be coming to you if I was alright?”
“I still get scared walking alone at night.”
“I’ve been having nightmares about this stuff.”
“Your arrogance is out of control.”
“Give the history lesson a break, eh? Do the bloody crossword or something.”
“You’re concerned about me?”
“You know you never had anything to repent for.”
“That was my failure. You don’t owe anything for that.”
“It’s not a good idea to split up.”
“The house will keep you safe as long as you don’t leave it.”
“We slept together once if that’s what you’re after.”
“That’s how he deals with the pain.”
“Don’t you ever, ever call me that again!”
“I can see it now, it’s not that you don’t care, it’s that you can’t care about anybody and do what you do.”
“Don’t do this, don’t play this game.”
“This kind of pathetic ruse might have worked with ____, but I think I deserve a little more respect.”
“No price is too high to save the innocent.”
“Thank you for your honesty.”
“You didn’t even ask, ____.”
“I’ve been carrying hell around with me my whole life. How much worse can the actual place be?”
“It’s not that I can’t help you, ____. I won’t.”
“You’re the one who put a bullet in his chest. He’s just trying to save his life.”
“An exorcism for an exorcist. Let’s do it.”
“I have to admit, I never thought you’d do anything this stupid.”
“You know, I probably never got a chance to say this, but I know what I put you through, and… I’m sorry.”
“He’s prone to over confidence.”
“How are you feeling?”
“I’m hosting a monster that doesn’t take kindly to threats.”
“____ believes he has every situation under control, and he makes you believe. That’s his magic, and his curse.”
“You invited a demon into your body.”
“The First of the Fallen gives temporary power to those who believe his lies, but they become his possessions.”
“It’s bad. It’s really bloody bad.”
“Just show me where to sigh, and I’ll be on my merry way.”
“You’re possessed by a demon.”
“I feel surprisingly good.”
“I know it’s asking a lot, but I could really use your help.”
“Hopefully we can find him before he hurts someone else.”
“Oh bloody hell.”
“Well, I can’t really say I’m in the mood, mate.”
“Oh, I know what it looks like. Don’t get any ideas.”
“You took a hell of a risk, sneaking in here like this.”
“Tie me down. Make it nice and tight.”
“It’s been too long, it’s in me too deep.”
“I’m hanging on by a thread here.”
“I know you want to be here, ____, but an exorcism is dangerous.”
“Listen. I need you to do this. You have the strength. I just need you to summon it up one last time.”
“____, please. You’re our only hope.”
“When this one’s purged, I’ll razor your eyes and feed them to the fallen and the damned!”
“Your hatred and your rage; you make your own prison.”
“You have to forgive yourself.”
“Whatever damage he’s done, whoever he’s hurt, it was never because of you.”
“I suppose if I was to offer my thanks, you wouldn’t believe me.”
jk Lovino is my fav, I love this jackass. I can’t draw him to save my own ass though
...and it was rebuilt on top of ruins
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