Just a page in my history

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"Oops ... I Did It Again" Britney is "To Love You More" Celine sans camel toe.

[blazeoflight-deactivated2019080]

In case nobody was aware, Queen Khia, aka songstress of “My Neck, My Back” has been arrested 18+ times over the years.

Half the time she looks overjoyed to be there. 

Praise this angel and her taste in hairstyles.

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Happy Halloween, y'all.

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So how ya gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?

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I gave up soda for Lent this year.

Then I remembered that I’m not Catholic. Bottoms up!

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I continued my annual tradition of giving up Jesus for Lent.

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I think leather dog collars are on sale at Petco.

Lesbians. Everywhere.

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I'm guessing she was just speaking there and doesn't know what "my fellow" means.

Loved speaking with my fellow Harvard Business School students today - they asked some great questions! Keep studying & follow ur passion! -- tyrabanks (@tyrabanks)

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Germans select "shitstorm” as top English contribution to the German language in 2011: http://t.co/SKMK9wqr -- matthewbrizzi (@matthewbrizzi)

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From Jeremy:

How will I know if I'm really dead? Where do I get blow if I'm in heaven?

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Tonight's menu.

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Live performances don't get better than this.

[-ryan]

Still waiting for someone to top this.

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Absolutely no one will ever do this better.

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One of my most memorable childhood moments is sitting on the floor in my bedroom listening to the "I Will Always Love You" cassette tape repeatedly when my mom walked into the room and found me masturbating. I'm kidding! I was like 11 years old. When she walked in, I looked up at her and asked, "Mom, do you think I'll ever sing like Whitney Houston?" I still can't figure out why she wasn't shocked when I came out like 10 years later.

[overtheverge]

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Fashion.

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I'm on hold with my cable company, and one of the automated messages is, "Go online to watch a short video to get an inside look at Cox."

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Just walking around my Dad’s house wearing my “Bearback” shirt. He has no idea. (Taken with instagram)

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The true meaning of Christmas.

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Lights of the Ozarks (Taken with instagram)

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X Factor needs a pap smear challenge.