nonexistent novel in my brain

Japanese high school student studying English

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I got so nervous that I mistakenly said to her''Shall we pants?''

Phrase from the novel''Pants War''

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''Believe me! There was a dragon in the sky!'' he said． But that turned out to be a chiseled guy．

From the novel ''Night Security At Noon''

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The frog is staring at me as if I were a movie star．My face might look handsome for amphibia．

Phrase from the novel''Crack''

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when eating curry，we have to be saved．

Phrase from the novel ''Baldy Tap Dance''