The Incredible Nonfungible Marling

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NFT Marling

It’s rumored by the community that The Incredible Nonfungible AE Marling is a crypto kingpin who earned his vast wealth in the bitcoin mines. 

It’s also rumored that he’s the creative troll behind the curtain of one of the most famous and high selling NFT collections. Again, so it’s rumored.

They say that his overly exaggerated crusade against NFT is really meant to distract people from doing anything useful, like actually ending fossil fuels, and that all of his constantly and obsessive condemnations are nothing more than a thin cover for his allegedly growing NFT-crypto empire.

So they say.

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A Troll Named Marling

There’s a troll name Marling who has bad a habit of carving up little children before tasting their tender bones. 

When not eating, Marling often piddles,  with no one to play with his we little diddles. 

“AEeeeeeee! AEeeeeeeee!” the Marling screams with painful moans.

But this troll was quite pathetic and sad. They say he was even a dick deadbeat dad. 

At a drop of his feathered cap he’ll slander.  For the sake attention he’ll kiss ass and pander.

And all the while, “ AEeeeeeee! AEeeeeeeee!” he screams with painful moans.

He loves NFTs, in fact he’s obsessed. He’ll peer through window watching you dress.

He stalks and he bugs, he’s a pest who’ll harass you like a classic school bully and a lil’ bitch punk ass.

And all the while, “ AEeeeeeee! AEeeeeeeee!” the Marling screams and moans.