hey

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[hotvampireadjacent]

Great photo from birds facing forward

[monstersovka]

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[expressions-of-nature]

Göttlin, Germany by Tommy Kah

[expressions-of-nature]

by Aria

[expressions-of-nature]

by Terapo

[expressions-of-nature]

by Donna McL

[catchymemes]

[happyheidi]

𝚁. 𝙻. 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝟷𝟿𝟶𝟶𝚜

[gardenofdelete998]

'embezzlement' makes it sound like a cute thing to do. makes me think of bedazzled

[housegoblin]

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

[moodboardmix]

Serpentine Gallery Pavilion designed by José Selgas and Lucía Cano.

[vangoghcore]

by visitmontreux

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[dailyclassicart]

Antonina Rzhevskaya - "Music" (1903)

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Plus if he just scared them away, they would have gone to rob his neighbors’ houses (if I remember correctly the neighbors were all gone except that old man who he couldn’t go to for help because he was convinced he was a serial killer)

[short-wooloo]

Not if, he did scare them away, Kevin drove off the bandits through non violent means 3 times before he resorted to traps and Rube Goldberg shit, Kevin gave them 3 chances to walk away, after that it was fair game

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Ah, I see I see.

Home Alone is a fairy-story.