victoria dallon's canonical penis envy dot com no longer

go follow @kaoinim I don't use this blog anymore

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Okay I'm retiring this blog cause having a sideblog has gotten annoying. Posting will continue on @kaoinim

[quantum-mechan1c]

Not keeping up with the pact liveblog whatsoever because any time I spend writing about Pact and wondering about it's many mysteries is time I could be spending shoveling it into my eyes with the ardent desperation of a starving man at a banquet table.

Pact is really really really really good. Quite possibly better than Worm. Blake is a cleverly written, consistently surprising, *fun* protagonist, and the magic system offers a lot in terms of flexibility and setting the stage for clever solutions to the problems it presents. The supporting cast is vibrant and interesting, the stakes feel very real in spite of the reduction of scope from Worm... I could go on but seriously. Just read Pact. ESPECIALLY if youve read Worm, there'll be a lot for you to love. Holy shit man.

[nonplatonicsubtext]

the undersiders were so abusive to victoria that all she could do was pee uncontrollably for hours

[stillons]

i'd never seen the "worm got bad after the leviathan arc" take until i joined wormblr but it has the distinct honor of being one of the most uniquely stupid ideas ive seen. its like saying "alien was good till the alien showed up" or "i liked the thing up until the swedes died." i hate to be a gatekeeper but if you stopped liking worm 12% of the way in I think you just didn't like worm

[v1leblood]

(calling my estranged aunt) i want to finger amy dallon's mouth

[v1leblood]

thats fair

[nonplatonicsubtext]

if victoria were normal she would smoke or do cocaine, but instead she concusses criminals and has sex with a white guy who loves the office

[nonplatonicsubtext]

victoria dallon

[nonplatonicsubtext]

don't call it a comeback

[awkwardee]

Who?

[simurghed]

lisa wilbourn moodboard

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Two years of her flight being the only way she was able to move means that when Vic isn't paying attention she starts using tank controls

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Ashley still instinctively picks things up by using her forearms or wrists because she forgets she has working hands now

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Even after getting her new body sveta still kind of has wobbly cat syndrome. She can do acrobatics and flip around and stuff with ease and then she bangs her hip on a cabinet while walking to the kitchen to get a snack

[nonplatonicsubtext]

What I'm saying is that the threesome looks REALLY silly

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Picture if you will a still image: Victoria floating completely rigid off svetas face while Ashley, her nose bleeding, is still awkwardly trying to rub off sveta with her elbow

[nonplatonicsubtext]

then who is the most transmasc coded wildbow protagonist. also blakerose?

Significantly more competition here. Blakerose still wins but Victoria probably comes in a fairly close second, and Taylor's in the running too

[nonplatonicsubtext]

It's so funny that you asked this on one of the two most ardent Victoria Dallon Transgender blogs on here. Whole damn blog anon

[nonplatonicsubtext]

then who is the most transmasc coded wildbow protagonist. also blakerose?

Significantly more competition here. Blakerose still wins but Victoria probably comes in a fairly close second, and Taylor's in the running too

[nonplatonicsubtext]

who is the most transfem coded wildbow protagonist

is taylor wearing a dysphoria hoodie or are her body and self-esteem issues entirely unrelated to gender

does Sy want to be a lesbian

oh it's Blakerose. This bad bitch can hold so much transgenderism in every direction

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Does Ashley's power have a chance of going off when she orgasms? Write your response as a short form essay, citing textual evidence.

(Weighting: 5 points)

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Two years of her flight being the only way she was able to move means that when Vic isn't paying attention she starts using tank controls

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Ashley still instinctively picks things up by using her forearms or wrists because she forgets she has working hands now

[nonplatonicsubtext]

Even after getting her new body sveta still kind of has wobbly cat syndrome. She can do acrobatics and flip around and stuff with ease and then she bangs her hip on a cabinet while walking to the kitchen to get a snack

[nonplatonicsubtext]

What I'm saying is that the threesome looks REALLY silly

[stillons]

tsttletale's prt-sona is called snitch