Nonsensical Randomness of Awesome

It is a proven fact that there are proven facts.

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eating sharks leads to death by other sharks wanting to kill you

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Listening to people is hard when you're eating a bucket of Goldfish and sitting on the ceiling.

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Lamps will destroy the world. Lamps light all houses and without power the world as we know it would die and the apples would regain the earth and horrifically eat all humans. Also the apples would gain a company called human.

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Life as we know it is fake but FAME I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!

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Viral infections are organic forms of computer viruses, proving that people need to gain electrons in their sleep through their brainwaves as a sort of wireless charging mechanism. This proves that reality is not real.

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Hearing your own thoughts is not good for your health. In the year 1956 a man by the name of Headrick Maricoconoco heard himself think about what he should get his wife for her birthday and suffered from a horrific brain Explosion.

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Yep these are real books!

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HEY I HAVE THAT EXACT OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Injuries are often sustained when tree branches gain the ability to see into the future and vaporize squirrel common sense with ray guns filled with neon bravery.

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Bows were never brought to the ancient moans who roared in fan moons of marksman alley. It was a horrific time and space of thought and imaginary elves ruled the land of gross tattoos who mark the lives of many.

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Amusement parks are often frightened away when big spray evokes crime inside of dog memories.

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Snowmen were once fearless warriors that fought for the Makakicanicans in the year of 1098 but nothing was ever recorded.

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Ducks once brought happiness when they quacked, but after the Duck War of 1467 the wonderful world of ducks were destroyed.

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Infiltrating the main boardwalk of hand-wrists caused a great uproar in the state of Potionalia, which is in charge of all sounds below 5 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Chocolate was first made when someone found a bar of brown cheese. Sadly Barbra Walker did not survive long enlighten to complete his invention of brown cheese.