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any pronouns feel free to block as this is an 18+ pjo sideblog - minors and antis dni this is more specifically for nsfw + any topics i’m too scared to bring up on main LMAO

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fuck it. nsfw side blog. we ball. here’s a guide for my tags 🙏

most posts are tagged with ships, not character names. the only posts tagged with character names are when the ship is vague enough to insert any other character into.

#rae’s depravity -> my smut

when reblogging nsfw posts, i’ll use emojis rather than character names since…i don’t wanna put pjo in the notes of people’s horny posts LMAO anyway here’s the guide for that:

🦈 = percy

🦉 = annabeth

🐍 = rachel

🥇 = reyna

⚔️ = clarisse

💝= silena

🛳️ = beckendorf

🧸 = frank

⚜️ = hazel

📸 = piper

🃏 = leo

🦚 = jason

🐚 = calypso

⚡️ = thalia

🏺 = nico

more to come if need be

for ships, i’ll simply combine emojis (🦉💝 = silenabeth, 🃏🐚 = caleo, etc)

if i’m more specific, i’ll reblog nsfw with two emojis and an arrow to indicate i’m reading the post as char a speaking about char b (🦉 -> 🦈 = annabeth about percy, 🦚 -> 🥇 = jason about reyna, etc)

@justaz <- my main sfw blog :]

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its so fucked because tlt is perseus/andromeda and som is odysseus/penelope retold and the love story involves all three—percy, annabeth, AND grover. like grover IS a part of the love story. and i know this. but i still can’t get past the goat thing. i can’t do the furry legs and hooves bit. like…he is part of the love story but also for my sanity i have to ignore that part i’m so sorry 😭😭 he’s involved platonically i guess but like also thematically he should’ve been involved romantically but also for my sanity thank god he’s not. yknow.

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children of aphrodite being able to sense when someone is aroused because wavessss of horniness are just pouring off of them. silena clocking beckendorf’s crush on her early on because of that reasoning. silena also clocking clarisse’s crush on her for the same reasoning. she has a lot more fun with clarisse about it because beckendorf always gets a little bashful and awkward when she teases him by wearing the tiniest bikini known to man. but clarisse is right there warning her about the sun and already rubbing sunscreen into her skin before she can respond. silena asking clarisse to help her train and playing dumb to get clarisse behind her to show her how to hold a sword properly and she starts grinding back against her. silena feeling clarisse’s arousal grow more and more intense the more she teases her, just waiting for clarisse to reach her breaking point and take what she wants……

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seasoning pussy with nectar before eating it………HELLO!!!! okay well actually i was imagining annabeth coming home with a belly button piecing and percy is so overcome with lust and he NEEDS that cookie but the piercing needs to heal so he just pours nectar over it then plays with the piercing with his tongue and then i was like…he’d get high off that shit. he drizzles it between her legs and it makes everything she feels much more intense and, as he eats her out, he gets to consume nectar as well and he’s getting high off both it and her while her pleasure is tenfold……

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whenever annabeth has a hard time with her family she goes to find percy and at first it's just cuddling then her sitting in his lap but then she starts rocking back and forth until percy slips himself in her and her face is either hidden in his neck whilst he talks her through it or his fingers are in her mouth. Girlie just wants to be comforted and be close so she just goes straight for percy for it which he loves

this is why i'm a firm believer in the sub!annabeth agenda!!!!!!! my girl has had it hard enough with all this neglect and hyper independence and percy is her safe space to let it all go and melt against him and depend on him and do as he says and not have to think or do a goddamn thing!!!!!!!! his voice gets so low and soft in her ears and she's so safe and his hands are so warm and tender and she feels so good with him!!!!

and yes i also believe that sometimes it toes the line into daddy territory because of her daddy issues + percy being there taking care of her and then she's so deep in subspace that she just calls him that all needy and he's there with his gentle voice and warm guidance and her brain can just turn off and float silently and its soooooo good

SUB!ANNABETH YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REAL TO ME!!!!!

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Rick gave Percy depression and extreme insecurities and self esteem issues because he knew that if Percy, that handsome bastard, that man who could get his way with a grin, had a ego and thought that he could do that? There wouldn't be anything in Heroes of Olympus. Percy could've just charmed Gaia into sleeping again

LMAO I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER NIGHT

like i have an old post on my main blog that is me talking out of my ass about amnesia because i found the idea cool, but like nature vs nuture right? percy has poor self esteem because he was relentlessly bullied for yearssssss and doesn't think of himself as anything interesting or noteworthy or lovable, right? that's why when calypso tells him straight up to his face that she likes him, he's still confused and is like "but i'm just...me" and she's like "you sell yourself short" or whatever she said but whatever anyway he thinks this way because it's been engrained into his mind through all the different schools he went to and all the different kids he met, they all came to the conclusion that he wasn't anything special and they all relentlessly bullied him. even his teachers.

but then in son of neptune, hera takes those memories from him. percy has no idea then that people discarded him without a second thought. the only thing in his brain is that he has a pretty girlfriend somewhere out there named annabeth. but nothing else.

the concept was that if he didn't have those memories, would he not behave differently? if he didn't know that people discarded him, his self esteem probably leveled out around that point. son!percy not being insecure nor being arrogant, but being objective. so he'd look at himself in the mirror and see a face he's never seen before and is very objective as he studies it, as he studies himself. and then he sees the way people react to him now and the way they smile and avert his gaze when he grins. and he's able to objectively note that he is attractive and people are attracted to him.

which is why i believe he was able to catch reyna's propostition so easily in son. like if botl!percy heard reyna making that offer to him, i don't think he would've realized what she was really offering. but son!percy does and i think that's because he wasn't blinded by insecurities and was able to put two and two together of "i'm attractive so there's a possibility she's making a romantic offer to me right now" and come to the correct conclusion regarding that encounter

but then i do think post getting his memories back via gorgons blood, he was reminded of all those kids and that film of insecurity settled back over his eyes and that's why we get the scene of percabeth in rome on their date when percy wants to ask her, "and you love me anyway?" because he's back to viewing himself as unlovable. but anyway i think son!percy is the closest we got to percy with an ego, even if it would've just been him being objective with himself.

but yes i agree. percy with an ego would've been catastrophic.

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HMO! Percy "asking" (intimidating) Poseidon into granting Annabeth complete pressure immunity, so she can be at the bottom of the sea and not die from the water pressure. Then, he "kidnaps" Annabeth and takes her to the bottom of the ocean, obviously keeping her alive by letting her breathe underwater.

Annabeth is right where she wants to be. Oh, sure, she got kidnapped and all that, but she doesn't care.

i've always believed in poseidon blessing annabeth around tlo anyway because he's liked her and wanted her architect's eye down in atlantis to help him rebuild (he really just wants to bond with his not-yet-daughter-in-law) so she's able to breathe and see and isn't crushed by the pressure or frozen by the cold and is essentially heralded as princess of atlantis because. yes.

but percy definitely still "kidnaps" her and drags her down there. its some mermaid instinct in him i guess. i would say siren but when i say siren, i'm refering to modern sirens, not greek sirens. so to avoid confusing, i'm saying mermaid. but yknow.

PLUS. sally is trusting them not to desecrate her apartment so they don't have sex there. they have car sex but it feels a little disrespectful to paul since it's his prius so they don't do it often (its also lowkey uncomfortable but. when you have no other option, it is what it is). they could do it at camp but also people will definitely hear and dionysus definitely gives them looks over breakfast while people whisper and giggle all around them. so they visit atlantis and poseidon gives them their own room together and they're like. really? you're okay with us sleeping in the same room? and poseidon just shrugs and lets them desecrate his palace. the only thing is percy is surrounded in his nature and salt water, so he definitely doesn't stop for hoursssss and annabeth is always exhausted after visiting atlantis.

(note: poseidon is definitely using their lack of options for sex to his advantage. he wants to spend time with his favorite son and soon to be daughter in law who he practically already views as his daughter and he knows if he gives them a safe space to have sex, then they'll keep visiting him. they do indeed keep visiting him for this exact reason until they move into an apartment together for college.)

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I feel rlly bad for Grover. Because that empathy link is still there, and Percabeth are near-CONSTANTLY having sex. My guy is trying to be Lord of The Wild and he’s constantly aware of Percy fucking

REALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grover knew immediately when percy lost his viginity and kept getting flashes of the experience over the mental link. percy laying back and enjoying his afterglow and catching his breath with a grin on his lips, just hears from the corners of his mind "we need to work on how to put barriers up on this thing" and percy just shoots up in bed horrified LMAOOOO

i do think as a nature spirit, grover wouldn't particularly care about percabeth having sex, but he would care that its distracting him from his work. like sex is just part of life and reproduction and a lot of things in nature have sex so its like. part of his nature as well. so if they started having sex with him in the room, he'd just be like. fine, have your fun. i'm raiding your fridge tho. and they're getting it on while he's muching on soda cans beside them and surfing the channels they get on their tv. he is not third wheeling or being neglected or ignored. he is a part of this even if he's not doing anything. he's there for moral support. emotional support.

plus he gets free orgasms when percy gets his rocks off BAHAHA its not as intense as an actual orgasm but he can still feel it vaguely. LMFAO OMG percabeth are all tired and panting beside him and he just hums pleasantly, riding the second hand high of percy's orgasm and is just like "that was great guys" and percabeth just laugh breathlessly against each other

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Percy is no longer allowed to have salt water close by during sex, because hes gonna exploit it. A quick dip of his fingers in, and he's right back and hard as fuck aagin.

Meanwhile, whoever he's fucking is trying to catch her breath. And then Percy eats her out again

EXACTLY!!!!!!! its why shower sex is banned until special occassions because the first time percabeth did it without thinking, percy kept going and going and going until annabeth genuinely passed out and couldn't walk for three whole days and she missed classes so now they save it for fall/winter/spring/summer break or their anniversary or their birthdays. whenever they have time to actually go all out like that. otherwise its just the usual ten rounds of sex before they tire themselves out

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Leo's sex playlist is like 2% meme songs. His lovers will be on the verge of orgasm and then go "Hold on. Is that Rick Astley? Wait a second, that was Darude Sandstorm a few minutes ago! Leo!!!"

he for SURE has cbat on his playlist LMFAOOOO do you know what i'm talking about? i'll put it below the cut if not

he seems like he'd struggle with the intimacy and vulnerability of it all and try to make light of it and make them laugh to bring them closer but they'll legit just throw a pillow to break the speaker and shut it off before proceeding

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rachel absolutely bullies Percabeth for how fucked up the family tree is. Annabeth is Percy's technical first cousin once removed.

(annabeth absolutely plays into this tho)

lowkey i like playing into it too. can i admit that? i'm admiting it idc i think i have an old post on this blog playing into it...i also like making it worse. yeah they're canonically first cousins once removed...anyway heres an au where they're siblings yeah idk what happened but they're still fucking...

i definitely think that at some point someone slipped up and made a joke in front of the wrong crowd so like thalia called them cousins in front of a bunch of mortals and they got super flustered and were stumbling over their words to make it better and ended up going with "distant cousins so it's not that bad" but now theres a group of mortals who definitely think they are blood cousins that are dating. percy panicked and accidentally went "nono we're like uncle and niece aren't we?" and annabeth was like "no we're not!" so the group thinks their family tree is all kinds of fucked up

thalia laughed her ass off until she was blue in the face

rachel's teasing was definitely just her being confused in the beginning. like she didn't really get the whole thing at first so she'd be like. "aren't you two related?" after watching them make googoo eyes at each other and percy would explain it away but she still wouldn't get it since he was flustered and stumbling over his words. but eventually she did get it and her questions and comments did turn more teasing and playful

she made a teasing remark in front of annabeth and annabeth kept her poker face as she played into it and acted confused when percy insisted they weren't really related. she was like "what are you talking about? of course we are." and percy was like "stop it. no we're not. you aren't funny either." and she looked to rachel and played confused and was like "what did he tell you?" and dragged it out for days insisting they were really related and rachel was torn between who to believe until percy dragged in an outside party to explain it to rachel

however she keeps playing into annabeth's joke that they are really related. she insists that percy paid off the outside party and that annabeth is telling the truth and percy is just embarrassed about being a cousin fucker LMAO

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remembering the time my step mom pissed me off so bad when i was living with her that i literally told my friend to come over so i could eat her out on the couch in front of the camera they had in the living room as my revenge......

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my perachel hc of them exchanging virginity cards...annabeth having demigod dreams of perachel spending the school year together only to go to bed one night and dream of perachel having sex for the first time... LMAO her waking up and sacrificing her thanks to morpheus for breakfast. she also wakes up laughing her ass off because it was so awkward and they fumbled more than fucked

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percabeth best friendism where she's not jealous of perachel (also because perachabeth endgame) and the next time she sees percy, she's just bullying the fuck out of him for it. mocking him and laughing her ass off for being bad in bed. WAIT.

annabeth offering to have PLATONIC sex with percy to teach him (because silena taught her well 🙂‍↕️) and its fwb percabeth + situationship perachel = eventual mutual dating polycule perachabeth

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my perachel hc of them exchanging virginity cards...annabeth having demigod dreams of perachel spending the school year together only to go to bed one night and dream of perachel having sex for the first time... LMAO her waking up and sacrificing her thanks to morpheus for breakfast. she also wakes up laughing her ass off because it was so awkward and they fumbled more than fucked

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i don’t really ship grover with anyone because the goat half trips me up soooo bad. but i just imagined a scene of percy playfully and teasingly grabbing grover’s horns and shaking his head back and forth and that scene extended into percy (or someone else) grabbing grover’s horns during sex so like. do with that what you will?

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[sticking a gold star on your forehead after dumping a fat load of cum in your guts] good girl.

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plus sized rachel with a ginger happy trail………oh lord save me