'Nonymous

a nice demon who appreciates good music and delicious hearts

[chopinski-official]

Can you believe I’ve been in this realm for three years? I certainly can.

[nonymousss]

Happy ascension to a perverse afterlife anniversary! 🎉💀👻

[twinktorturer]

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pornhub.com/frail 18th century men passing out from blood loss after the doctor bleeds them

google

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

[ryanthedemiguy]

Do you have a tuberculosis kink?

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@chopinski-official

[chopinski-official]

Should I be worried.

[nonymousss]

@chopinski-official luckily for you, you're from the 19th century. so i think you are safe.

[mothmanmagicalboy]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[nonymousss]

@chopinski-official you

[nonymousss]

Happy birthday @chopinski-official you are not yet an ancient entity but you're getting there

[pangaeaseas]

oh fuck I just realized I missed an opportunity when I went to Warsaw I should have GONE TO SEE CHOPIN'S HEART! And I already knew the lore...damn it past self. Guess I'll just have to go back. I wouldn't be able to see the actual heart but like I could have..stood near it..absorbed the essence...

[pangaeaseas]

#u could steal it tags from @nonymousss

i mean I could....but what would I do with chopin's heart....

[nonymousss]

give it to me, obviously

[pangaeaseas]

oh fuck I just realized I missed an opportunity when I went to Warsaw I should have GONE TO SEE CHOPIN'S HEART! And I already knew the lore...damn it past self. Guess I'll just have to go back. I wouldn't be able to see the actual heart but like I could have..stood near it..absorbed the essence...

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

No, no… I don’t want to be eating someone’s brains with a side of fingers.

[yourfavoritedumbasslol-deactiva]

I will give you this as a present.

[the-little-miss-poet]

Looks like @nonymousss !

[nonymousss]

Are you saying my horns are small? 👿

[the-little-miss-poet]

Oh, no! Not at all. You can hide them... Right?

By the way, I think you would get along with this creature... Frycek got it for his birthday.

[chopinski-official]

Maybe motherhood would change @nonymousss. Meet your new baby. Now please, take it away…!

[nonymousss]

@chopinski-official perhaps I can train it to infiltrate a certain church

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

No, no… I don’t want to be eating someone’s brains with a side of fingers.

[yourfavoritedumbasslol-deactiva]

I will give you this as a present.

[the-little-miss-poet]

Looks like @nonymousss !

[nonymousss]

Are you saying my horns are small? 👿

[the-little-miss-poet]

Oh, no! Not at all. You can hide them... Right?

By the way, I think you would get along with this creature... Frycek got it for his birthday.

[nonymousss]

Hmmm *sniffs it* it does smell slightly of the darkness. Yes perhaps, perhaps

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

No, no… I don’t want to be eating someone’s brains with a side of fingers.

[yourfavoritedumbasslol-deactiva]

I will give you this as a present.

[the-little-miss-poet]

Looks like @nonymousss !

[nonymousss]

Are you saying my horns are small? 👿

[chopinski-official]

The big competition of your works is being held later this year. Will you attend?

In spirit! Quite literally…

But the body I possess will find some other way for us to watch, I’m sure.

[nonymousss]

Through the mysterious electrical sorcery perhaps?

[chopinski-official]

Good evening Monsieur

*Inhales*

WAJREvmoianwuesthgyiq3ua7ty182q37iwuvftya4iejq3i8estyq4vge8ityj9OJAHTIHA98E7THWA078TY8EW7YTB8WE7TY8WE7TVHYOAWEITUVIA8TY74TYV483TWAV0MN7E8HTRUYA9E4ITJGH3408NOUIRW4OESTUHAEORTUHEABTOUHE8BHYT8E7UNTHBERKGHOISNHRUYISBEUBHTOBEAHTNBOESRBTHERSOUTHBSEROIUBTHSREOITBUHWONENTUHQ34OHU543UH

I can’t fathom what all those letters and numbers mean. They won’t work when I type them elsewhere.

Good evening all the same!

[nonymousss]

Wait a minute, you're not hanging out with other demons are u

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

No, no… I don’t want to be eating someone’s brains with a side of fingers.

[nonymousss]

I think @the-little-miss-poet is still mad I bit her finger off, so no fingers for your birthday. Any other requests?

[chopinski-official]

Restore me my physical form? That way I can drink and gallivant through Poland or Paris like the good old days.

[nonymousss]

Ohohoho u sly dog ... well for a small price I'm sure it can be arranged 😈

[chopinski-official]

What sort of price?… And don’t start talking about my heart.

[nonymousss]

💘💝💖💗💓💞💕❣️💔❤️‍🔥💓🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

No, no… I don’t want to be eating someone’s brains with a side of fingers.

[nonymousss]

I think @the-little-miss-poet is still mad I bit her finger off, so no fingers for your birthday. Any other requests?

[chopinski-official]

Restore me my physical form? That way I can drink and gallivant through Poland or Paris like the good old days.

[nonymousss]

Ohohoho u sly dog ... well for a small price I'm sure it can be arranged 😈

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

No, no… I don’t want to be eating someone’s brains with a side of fingers.

[nonymousss]

I think @the-little-miss-poet is still mad I bit her finger off, so no fingers for your birthday. Any other requests?

[chopinski-official]

My birthday is approaching far quicker than I’d expected… Should I be doing something to prepare? It is my 215th…

[nonymousss]

i volunteer to do the cooking

[chopinski-official]

ahem ah yes my number one piece of afterlife advice is never, and i mean never, leave any part of your body inside of a jar after you die, and especially not inside of a jar inside of a church. it should be passed on to a trusty dem--- i mean --- individual immediately for safe keeping

Personally I think I made the right decision, Nonymous!

[nonymousss]

But how did u know!

[chopinski-official]

Your eagerness betrays you… Just because my heart is pickled like a gherkin, doesn’t mean it should be eaten.

[nonymousss]

*dreamy sigh* I'd do such a good job of eating it too

[chopinski-official]

ahem ah yes my number one piece of afterlife advice is never, and i mean never, leave any part of your body inside of a jar after you die, and especially not inside of a jar inside of a church. it should be passed on to a trusty dem--- i mean --- individual immediately for safe keeping

Personally I think I made the right decision, Nonymous!

[nonymousss]

But how did u know!