'I want you to be my right hand man.'

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[noo-dles]

I so uh I think it's gotten pretty obvious from the amount of posting I've made this past yearish but I will be deleting my blog over the next few days. I just don't really want it up with everything that's happening rn (I legit just learned about it and. yeah.) so uh remember to be kind, to yourself and others. goodbye, it was pretty fun while it lasted ig :)

[nuclear-cowboy]

Not platonic and not romantic but a secret third thing (commitment to the bit)

[sproutlingart]

birthday boy.

[theconcealedweapon]

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

The made up concept of christian/catholic suffering has so many people grabbed by the balls.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

Protestant Work Ethic is literally a cycle of abuse

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[archivedclay]

coz im so high my brain cant even look at the fall - The Fall by Lovejoy

[dreambaited]

the end of an era, a start of a new :]

[ctinakitten]

[darealsaltysam]

i hope dream is just like the most normal looking guy ever because that will make all the reactions so much funnier

[towndoodles-deactivated20221015]

new beginnings :’)

[709core]

today some kid will probably find out that their distant cousin Clay from Florida, whose occupation has been a mystery to most of the family, is actually Minecraft YouTuber Dream because his face is going to trend all over the internet.

[19891999-deactivated20221109]

everyone online who is saying “omg dream face reveal” have no idea that this is happening because his best friend is moving in with him after years of not meeting and their trio will live together for five years at least and it’s the first day of their lives. or whatever

[w0lfwren]

thinking about how dream’s motto was always Take your friends with you and now here he is right before the biggest move of his entire career going through all his friends and making sure they see his face first :(

[inniter]

I'm sorry the fact were getting the tommy schlatt meetup in the wake of the queens death is prolly the funniest thing that ever fucking happened

[thunderbottle]

girl help i've trapped myself within my creation

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

I love dsmp lore

[thespoonisvictory]

I just. maybe I should be mad but I’m not. Wilbur Soot is a cunt and this was a story about suicide and blue sheep and sunrises and utah and I love that he took a deliberate move to make it campy and insane and like all of the most memorable bits from this stupid server it is full of heart! his mom is a fridge! he fucked a salmon! tragedy and grief render everything around them obscene and hilarious and the fact that this story ended in such a silly way is the ultimate fuck you to c!wilbur’s mindset that he is some ultimate dramatic evil. the world is ridiculous! you have to forgive yourself! suck it green boy!