" Bottoms up! Cant get worse than this, right? "

(Forsaken) Noob Askblog . Look at Pinned for Info

[noobsbloxyblog]

"A big snack person at heart, Noob has a handful of food items at their disposal. Sneaking by with their ghostburger, moving faster with their bloxy cola, and tanking damage with their slateskin potion, they're scared, but still push on, wanting to find an escape."

⟢ RULES .

NO NSFW . Be respectful, think before you speak . Yumes, Shippers + Other Askblogs are allowed here !! Just have fun honestly Xb

⟢ DNI .

BASIC DNI CRITERIA + radqueers & general creeps . I block freely .

⟢ INFO .

NOOB, just like in canon, goes by they/them + is genderfluid in this blog. I, THE MOD, go by she/her.

ALSO outside of rp, I'll just reblog noob fanart that I like! Has nothing to do with the lore of this blog, I just do it since this blog noob-centric.

⟢ TAG KEY .

" ⟡ . Noob's Blurbs " = Text posts !

" ⟡ . Noob's Answers " = Replies to Asks !

" ⟡ . Noob's Reblogs " = Self explanatory, no ?

⟢ REFERENCE .

⟢ CREDITS .

@/cursed-carmine for the dividers . @/partysita for the art I used in both the pfp & banner

⟢ EXTRAS !!

" Oh, uh- Bye!! See you all soon! "

[noobsbloxyblog]

B0Ō!!

-j0b @pp|icatti0n

" EEK! "

[Noob jumps out of surprise, but not necessarily out of fear. They used to have a job!! They’re not afraid of jobs!!! Go find someone else to scare!!!!]

[noobsbloxyblog]

*hits you with a hammer* *hits your bloxy cola with a hammer* *hits your ghostburger with a hammer* *hits you with a hammer* *hits you with a different hammer* -🔨

" OW-- MY COLA??? MY BURGE-- OW- OW-- "

[ @hammerforhire look I have an ask from when you still didn’t have a blog! that’s how long it’s been </3 ]

[noobsbloxyblog]

I catch noob from the falling cliff.

“Hey..you okay…don’t worry, I got you..heh.” I say as careless whisper starts playing in the background

" ..??????? why on robloxia do these things keep happening to me???? "

[I made a really shitty doodle/gif to go along with this. lmao]

[noobsbloxyblog]

Hiya noob! Have u ever heard of MSI? If yes what's ur opinion Abt them? :DD

" I've heard about MSI, yeah! Their music is cool, t-though I don't listen to them too much outside of when I went to raves with my friends. "

[noobsbloxyblog]

Christmas is close..quick! Say what you want for Christmas! You never know if a certain someone is feeling generous…..

" Hm.. I have so many things that I want for Christmas, b-but to keep my answer short, I’d like some new kandi beads! and new tights — I tore my favorite tights not too long ago on accident. Oh, and a new studded belt would be nice! And maybe— "

[Noob continued to go down their entire Christmas list. It mostly consisted of clothes, kandi beads (peony beads? kandi beads?? whatever the right term is), and a case of the new Bloxy Cola flavor that came out. Don’t get them that last thing though.]

[sunflowertoonz]

This is how it happened, right?

[fandomdreemur]

@noobsbloxyblog

[noobsbloxyblog]

hey.

[pushes you down a hill]

you're tumbling. lol.

" Wha?.. Wait- WAITAAAAAAAAHFIHHOFEIHDSHDKJ "

[Noob's yells start to get more and more distant and muffled as they tumble down the hill. This is.. quite a huge hill... A very big hill actually..?.. WTF NOOB IS STILL FALLING SOMEONE GO GET THEM???]

[noobsbloxyblog]

!!IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Hello! Mod here - I’m so sorry for making this announcement so suddenly after being inactive (i got very burnt out lol), but due to the situation that’s currently happening with Forsaken I feel like I should make this announcement since this is a Forsaken ask blog.

I do not support Forsaken!! This blog is not affiliated with Forsaken's dev team.

However I still like the story of Forsaken (again please do not play the game please im begging dont play the game idc if there's a new update or that you've spent 1k robux on it dont play) and Noob is very dear to me so I'll still be answering asks ^_^

Thank you for listening and uh fuck you forsaken dev team thanks for disappointing us. again

[noobsbloxyblog]

Oi Oi

[Noob looked at the minion, blinking in confusion. What was 1x’s minion all the way out here near the survivor’s cabin? Was this a prank? Was it lost?? Was the Spectre behind this??? ]

“.. uh.. O-Oi Oi to you too??”

[ninten-draw]

The updat

[noobsbloxyblog]

If you guys are able to in the cabin, you should search up fanfics of each other. It would be hilarious

" We actually have searched up fanfics of each other before. It was.. very chaotic! "

" Elliot started crashing out whenever we came across a.. “pizzaburger” fic. Doomsekkar was very impressed by how well written some of them were. I personally.. got very embarrassed. We only got around to reading ten before another round started though. "

[noobsbloxyblog]

Noob do you like going to the beach perchance.^_^

(This is based off chapter 3 of the story with g666 and noob)

" Well.. I-I used to! I loved collecting shells, especially those shells that you can put against your ear and hear the waves. Conch shells, I think? "

"I haven't been to a beach into a long time, though… Don't ask me why, please. "

[noobsbloxyblog]

Have a Shima Enaga

[Noob looks down at the small Shima Enaga you gave them, eyes sparkling. They make sure to handle the plush gently, trying not to drop it.]

" Awh-- thank you shimaanon! This is adorable.. "

[noobsbloxyblog]

hey. if i gave you the tools to kill the thing keeping you all here--would you pass them to builderman or someone equally good at putting them together to actually become the weapon of mass destruction you need?

or a swrod. do you want a swrod?

[Noob takes a moment to process the whiplash they just went through. From an actual genuine question to swrod. Swrod.]

" Y..yes??.. Yes. Yes to both of those questions. T-Though to clarify, I’d probably give the sword to Shedletsky. I’m not very skilled with a sword like he is. "

[just-a-joey]

Noob and Sixer mini comic

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[noobsbloxyblog]

Heyyyyy noobbbbbb….you hanging alright these last couple rounds..?? You haven’t lost your sanity yet rightttttt?

" … "

[Noob.. closes the door to their room on you, locking it shut. Faintly you can hear them violently sob and wail. They have NOT been holding up well. Fuck you Specter.]