I Want You To Fuck Me Jerry

FUCK ME

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[shanology]

[skarchomp]

i’m on a strict seaweed diet, i se

i’m on a strict seaweed diet, i see weed i eat it

[xthehatchick]

me: -rolls out the new D&D character, a female paladin devoted to the lunar goddess, destroyer of darkness, protector of light and seafarers-

me, about five days later: oh my god I made Sailor Moon

[yourgoat]

[yourgoat]

[actuallygodzilla]

louise why do you have this

[yourgoat]

[fortooate]

i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis

[car0den]

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

[fortooate]

that’s the beauty part

some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is a) simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting, b) therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, c) does not account for any level of partial erection, & d) reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement

what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.

[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer

[velmadinkleygothedit]

don’t censor him

[toxicmp3]

first of all. luigi has cankles, second of all, what razor does he use because those gams are SLEEK

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Why are you all like this

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via becksterific_)

[pactofthearchfey]

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

[lilacsnpeonies]

[aurol]

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

god:are you ready for these blessings?

me:

[terrellandjarius]

MOOD

[sonicthehedgegod]

remember that time they legit tried to have a gritty loony tunes reboot

[sonicthehedgegod]

[theawesomeadventurer]

this can’t be real

[axeystuff]

it is

[frukgeneral]

Love, Simon movie: *gets 91% on rotten tomatoes, touches peoples lives, makes a huge impact for lgbtq+, has a positive reception*

Me:

[languagenerds-archive]

why does old english look like shitposting

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

wuss poppin jimþo

[yog-froggoth]

thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.

that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting

who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017

[coughloop]

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[knowwhatimeme]

[averytinygoat]

[girthakitt-blog]

that is an outrage

[pammiejr]