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tell me
do you fear that in the silence you may think too much
or feel too little?
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when I see you crank up your music,
drown out the world around you,
tell me
do you fear that in the silence you may think too much
or feel too little?
Farewell online privacy
What happened?
Trump happened.
just get a VPN?
You can’t just tell people to ‘get a VPN (Virtual Private Network)’. Buying a VPN is like buying a house. It’s very very important. Having no VPN or having a ‘wrong’ one can seriously damage your life. Especially for Americans because their privacy laws are garbage. I am going to try explain why you should get a VPN but bare with me, I am from Germany and my English is far from perfect.
Let’s start with a simple test. Click this link here: https://whatismyipaddress.com/ It will tell your IP adres, your ISP (internet service provider), and your location. The location might not be very accurate, but then again, it’s just a simple website. Imagine what the government can do!
So basically, everyone can find out where you live. But there is more danger. Your ISP. Your ISP logs your every move online and they are required to keep it in case the government wants access to it (or if a 3rd party wants to buy your data (yikes). They have everything. What websites you visit. How long you stay on a website. What you download. Your search terms. European laws are more subtle on this but if you are from the US you are #@*#&, especially because Trump doesn’t support the open internet. It’s scary but maybe in the future you can’t get a job because the recruiter knows your searched on ‘how to deal with depression’ or anythings else that’s supposed to be private because it’s your f*cking right. Or you get a $100k fine because you pirated a movie 15 years ago. You need a VPN. You’re dumb for not using one. but what does a VPN do?
A VPN encrypts all your data so if it were be intercepted no one can ‘crack the code’ and damage your privacy.
Usually being online goes like this (simplified): Your computer —-> ISP (—–> keeps data —–> sells it)
But with a VPN it goes like: Your computer —–> VPN (encrypts data)—–> ISP (ISP can’t see shit)
Furthermore, a VPN hides your IP address and location by giving you another IP address located in Spain for example (you can often choose from a list and change as many times as you want).
Now that you know why you should get a VPN and what is does it is important to educate yourself because people often choose the wrong VPN. VPN providers are also businesses and have to obey the law. If you choose a VPN provider located in the US then you are throwing your money away because the laws in the US shits on your privacy. If the US gov wants the provider to give all their logs they have to obey. The ISP still can’t see what you are doing online and sell your data but the US gov can interfere with your VPN provider so NEVER CHOOSE A PROVIDER LOCATED IN THE US.
I just wanted to make that very clear so my followers don’t buy false security.
There is still more danger! Who says your VPN provider isn’t selling your data? You need to check their logging policy. Do they keep logs? If yes, what for? For how long do they keep them? Tip: Choose a provider who doesn’t keep logs
More about law The US is part of the Five Eyes program (the worst):
The Five Eyes, often abbreviated as FVEY, is an intelligence alliance comprising Australia, Canada, New Zealand, the United Kingdom and the United States. These countries are bound by the multilateral UKUSA Agreement, a treaty for joint cooperation in signals intelligence (source)
There is also a Nine Eyes (bit better) and Fourteen Eyes Program (better). You don’t want a VPN provider who is located in one the Five Eyes countries. If you had to choose go for a provider located in a country that’s part of the Fourteen Eyes Program or even better, go for a country that isn’t part of any program!
I know this is a shitty explanation and please pardon my english but now it’s time to do your own research. Take your privacy seriously. Maybe WWIII breaks out and you get killed for liking the ‘wrong’ FB-page.
Go to this website: https://thatoneprivacysite.net/simple-vpn-comparison-chart/
Make sure that your future VPN provider both has green boxes for Privacy Jurisdiction and Privacy Logging.
I recommend ovpn.se and trust.zone. ovpn is located in Sweden so they are part of the 14 Eyes Program and they keep minimal logs. Their business ethics, however, are alright.
Trustzone is located in the Seychelles. No country can interfere and their privacy jurisdiction is the best you can get. The US want your data but needs to get it from Trustzone? The Seychelles will simply give them the finger and wave them goodbye. However, this makes this provider very appealing for people who torrent and criminals because they keep no logs (and that is how it shoud be) Also, there are almost no marketing efforts so this provider is one the cheapest)
Also, often providers such as ExpressVPN are being called ‘The Best’ on websites about VPNs but know that this is just marketing which also makes those provider more expensive (and they too shit on your privacy)
This must be the worst article you have ever read but please, please take your privacy very seriously.
EDIT: I got many people asking me which provider I use. For those who want to know, I use Trust Zone. They offer a free 3-day trial with no strings attached. But still do your own research!
I am also with Trustzone but I think you forgot to explain one of it’s most important features. It protects you when you are using someone else’s Wi-Fi. If you are at Starbucks and you use their Wi-Fi your privacy is at risk. Anyone with ill intentions could steal your information. Especially if you are using an unsecured Wi-Fi hotspot. With a VPN your data gets encrypted so no one can steal it.
Wait, what’s going, on? Did trump destroy internet privacy with a bill or something? Where’s the news? Oh wait, why am I getting visions of Alex Jones and selling water purifiers?
He hasn’t yet but he says he wants to. And if he is serious about it it would be really easy to do. Since all our data is already recorded, as the person above explained.
Trump wants more surveillance of Muslim Americans. This in a country where internet privacy is already close to non-existent.
Trust.Zone has a free trial. Use it.
btw this post only has 11k notes? That’s quite disappointing for something this important.
Don’t reblog this post to save a life. Reblog this to protect an entire family!
@earth-ruins @writing-prompt-s Should I get trustzone for my mobile device?
If you use public Wi-Fi, then yes. Which VPN you use is up to you, amigo. Take @earth-ruins advice. Do your own research first.
@elvesfromthedeep just brought the current situation in the US to my attention (March 30, 2017).
Sources
Anger as US internet privacy law scrapped
Congress just voted to let internet providers sell your browsing history
To all my friends in the US, please read this entire post. Making everyone aware of VPNs is going to be my mission. Your privacy matters. Please reblog this post.
Don’t tell me you just wanted to scroll past this. Stop looking at pictures of cats for a moment, okay? Don’t you realize how important this is? This is dangerous! ‘America, the best FREE country in the world’ my ass.
With this new law your ISP can sell your Internet history which could include passwords, usernames, religion, credit card numbers, race and much more to the highest bidder. So here is what I want you to do. You are going to read the whole thing and before you think ’this is so important. Let me reblog this real quick and go back to admiring cats again-’ NO! Don’t reblog this. Take action first. Then reblog. Sign up for a free trial! Trust.Zone offers one (here). Yes. It might be difficult to set up a VPN for some people. But is that going to stop you from protecting yourself and your family? 30 minutes. 30 minutes is all that it takes. 5 if you know how to install software. The problem with some of you is that you see ‘difficult’ as something negative. I want you to see difficult differently. I need you to push through this stuff. You are going to protect yourself. There is nothing negative about that. VPNs are fun and costsaving too! A VPN bypasses geographical restrictions so you can access websites you normally can’t or you could start Netflix’s one month free trial over and over again- forever. And it’s legal! (unless you use it to buy weapons etc.,) Don’t tell yourself that you are too tired and that you will do this tomorrow. Because that isn’t going to happen and you know it. You have to do this right now. You only have to click on it. Don’t let this/shit/life just happen to you. Take yourself seriously. Get a VPN.
Privacy is not a privilege, it’s a fundamental human right
Ok sorry that it’s so freaking long and also sorry for the language, but this is extremely important. Please reblog!
Reblogging again bc this is important
We have a VPN you should get one too
Please read.
Can you get them for your phones?
^ you can. & when you have a subscription you can use it on your phone and computer. no need for separate subs or purchases.
it is absolutely so important for safety. but one of my fave things to do with my vpn is access non-US netflix. I mean other places have all the new good place eps, all the ‘classic’ bggo eps…
IMPORTANT
Anyone who can, get your VPNs! Important!! Stay safe!
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACCOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello!
do you think you can do something for me? it will only take a minute, I promise.
I want you to close your eyes. Take a deep breath in - and a longer one out. Imagine you're lying on soft, green grass. Go ahead, take a few seconds. Feel the gentle carpet beneath your back and the individual blades tickling your feet. Now, imagine it's raining. the grass is damp, but it doesn't soak through your warm, cozy sweatshirt. Little droplets are sprinkling on your face, and you catch one on your tongue. It's cold and refreshing.
Now, trade the grass in for sand. Feel the grains in between your toes and fingers. Sit on a bright, beautiful beach, the sun is shining its wonderfully golden rays on you. Children are laughing in the surf. There's not a cloud in sight, and later you're going to get ice cream. Just for fun.
You're stepping onto your balcony, soft reading socks scratching gently against the concrete as you step outside. The sky is an astounding explosion of reds and purples and oranges, and you stand there and sip your tea as the sun sets. Quiet chatter and an occasional roar of an engine can be heard from the street below, but for you, they're comfort sounds.
Now you're in the passenger seat of a car. Someone you trust is driving it, and you can lean your head out of the window as far as you want to look at the sky. It's a late night, and the stars are twinkling far up above. You can even see hints of the Milky Way! Name the planets, call out constellations as you spot them, because it's more fun that way. Turn up some music really loud and blast it through the open windows. The cool night air finds its way inside anyway.
You're at your favorite café, and you take a bite of your sandwich. It's the best one you've ever had. You have a lot of time and a little energy, so you sit and watch the city bustle around you. You can learn so much about people by the way they act, and you have time. So you do.
Now, close your computer. Set down your phone, or your ipad, or anything else you might be reading this on. Step outside. Take a deep, deep breath and enjoy the fresh air. Maybe sit or stand or lay out there for a minute. Maybe two. Five. Thirty.
Live.
living freely
living freely is going on that trip.
living freely is eating that last cookie.
living freely is buying that mug.
we got nothing to lose, guys! living freely is not just being alive - it's really LIVING. go to that park. ask that person out. dance in the rain, sleep with the sky as your roof, eat half a chocolate cake in one sitting, run barefoot through town. enjoy each and every sunset because you don't know which one might be your last. treat yourself. treat others. be the sort of person you'd fall in love with.
say hello to strangers. buy that thing you saw in the store that you know your friend would love - it doesn't have to be their birthday or christmas.
because, at the end of the day, there's no reason not to.
might fuck around nd fly into the sun, let's see if i wake up
the best psychologist i can have is myself. see, i KNOW that if i wear my really heavy sweater to bed, i'll have to change into real clothes in the morning because i don't like wearing it during the day. haha. sike, future me.
if you can't have pets but would still like a bit of the routine they offer, I really do recommend getting a house plant & giving it a name & sticking on googly eyes and a Tiny Little Hat
in the past i have killed many plants, and it turns out the key is to form emotional attachments to them. give them weird names and bowties and a backstory; it will be much easier to remember to water them.
my coral cactus is absolutely thriving ever since i decided it is a fugitive from justice in 3 states including texas
gaudy what is the name of your coral cactus
SHOUTOUT
to the people who grew up with undiagnosed adhd and were called liars or idiots when they forgot things frequently, constantly were told to "stop twitching" or "stop bouncing your leg" when you physically, literally, could not stop yourself, frequently fell behind in school work because you were completely unable to focus on your work, even when you had "no distractions" ("it works for everyone else, why not you?"), got in trouble for impulsively lashing out at teachers and other students in a haze of frustration and embarrassment that you simply Could Not understand, and having your mental issues repressed because you were told it didn't exist? how's that neurodivergency, paganism, and queerness working out for y'all?
in the tags say something that would upset an art historian
#medieval european artwork is ugly as hell and of lower quality than art made literally anywhere else in the world during the same time period
#the digital artists on this website alone have reached technical proficiency that Renaissance artists could only dream of during their lifetimes #i regularly reblog from artists whose work exhibits far more mastery than anything ever painted by Michelangelo or Da Vinci
#though to be fair my impression is that neither Michelangelo or Da Vinci were actually very good at painting #sculpting and sketching sure but… neither of them were technically very good PAINTERS #and Michelangelo never should have been allowed to depict the female form ok. that was just painful to see
gaud what did you expect he was mega gay
if you have! to be! sexually attracted! to something! in order to draw it! you are probably not suited to a career as a professional artist!!!
*thinks abt all the people who have drawn guady fanart* *looks at them suspiciously*
I think I should be allowed to have as many bones as I like and I don’t think that is an inherently controversial statement on my part
kept waiting for someone in the notes to reply “so you don’t think it should be a bone of contention then” but be they fools or gods or fiends or friends truly no one in this weeping mess of a world can be trusted
𝕭𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖑𝖘, 𝖔𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘, 𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖘, 𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖘, 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖓𝖔 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖆 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖇𝖊 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉.
Gaud, 2021
also i should be allowed to keep all my bones in a bone pit and dive into it like scrooge mcduck into his pool of gold!
conclusion, from their last statement:
guad never actually wears their bones, they just keep them in their basement like collectibles from Kinder Eggs and occasionally goes down there to, say, provide them company, monch on them, swim in them. ... guad is still a blob
holy shit my tulips are bigger than yours & i've decided to take that as a sign of moral superiority
The Goodly L'rde Smileth Upon Min Own Garden Whilst Thine Vegetables Patch Remaineth Barren Bef're His Watchful Gaze, Margarethe
how the fuck do you expect us to read this guad
have decided to sell out my dreams!
for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!
Ok so in the dream I was a purveyor of clown meat. basically i ran a delicatessen that sold assorted deli meats but in particular i sold clown meat, which was somehow both a specialty item and a dietary staple. like it was a really culturally important food group.
the thing about owning & operating a clown meat deli is that for some reason i was required to hunt the clowns myself, which required a hunting permit.
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right so as i recall, my lawyer only took me on as a client to begin with bc, upon my arrest, i had made the most astonishingly controversial claim, upon which my entire defense would now hinge aka THERE ARE NO SIGNIFICANT ANATOMICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CLOWNS AND HUMANS. That is to say i stood there in front of god (nonexistent) and man (painfully existent) and declared that once the skin came off, there was no reliable method of distinguishing clown meat from human meat, because while their behavior and appearance and presumed intelligence differed enormously–their anatomies did not.
I was so full of shit I should have burst like a balloon, but I said it with such conviction that everyone hesitated and took a step back.
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(gore tw)
I stood in that hot, damp courtroom, surrounded by reporters, detested former customers, and my Texan lawyer in his silly white suit-and-mustache, and I listen in awe and occasional nausea as a New York City Coroner recounted to a shellshocked jury that one of the most common forensic issues that law enforcement encounters in new york is when bodies are pulled out of the harbor–in particular, severed body parts, which are a fine new york harbor tradition.
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FINAL PART
Here is the secret. Here is the secret I never told anyone. Not any of those scientists or priests or reporters. Not my lawyer or that coroner whose testimony probably saved my life.
I spent decades butchering and selling clown meat, so I knew without a doubt that dead clowns are in fact very easy to distinguish from human corpses. Oh they look the same all right, but any clown butcher worth their salt can tell you the unique thing about clown meat–the reason that clown meat is so much easier to clean and cut and dress than any other type of animal flesh.
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Me explaining my Grand Unified Theory Of Clown-Human Divergent Evolution to a jury of my peers:
I’m sorry but I just HAD to do fanart of this
Aaaand here’s some more
in conclusion:
(credit: @potooonakeyboard)
tumblr really does always have words to say huh
*whispers* you sai-said we had to pay
stop forgiving my crimes i worked so hard on those
God - “You’re being pardoned”
Gaud - “no no no no no no you can’t do that it’ll nullify my speedrun”
Gaud you’re the goddamn funniest being in existence I swear
Fine, if you don’t want your crimes to be forgiven, you must go in the crime jar.
FEED ME A GLOW STICK AND USE ME AS ECO FRIENDLY LIGHTING
This confirms gaud is not bioluminescent, which is a bummer because if they were, you could just shake the jar and theyd glow
false! I am bioluminescent but first you have to snap my interior bones to release the glow stick juice
GUAD HAS INTERIOR BONES?!?!?!?!
*throws bath bombs into the ocean until all the water is fizzy and pink*
stop forgiving my crimes i worked so hard on those
it's ok, failure is a stop on the path to success
*pauses the current timeline so I can get up for some chips & salsa*
*gets distracted making guacamole & never bothers to restart the timeline*
*adds to notebook: REMINDER: DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHARE THE TIMELINE PAUSER WITH GAUDY*