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[animejebbush]

[manletsarge-deactivated20190830]

funniest possible response to this post 

[ratliker1917]

what if we kissed in the battle of sekigahara that ended the sengoku period and established the tokugawa shogunate

[lesbiskammerat]

[teenagerposts]

why he do dat

[canape-official]

[m1911s-and-power-rises]

Just literally handed everyone an L.

Legend

[kaijuno]

Wait, people are mad that it's blurry? Isn't that black hole in another galaxy????

It’s literally like 55 million light years away

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

Physicists, Astronomers, and Engineers: Spend over a decade organizing the worlds telescopes to trail a new implement that will allow us to see celestial bodies in previously unimaginable detail culminating in the first picture of a black hole.

Some or these chucklefucks:

[kaijuno]

Heather Schwedel I just wanna talk

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

As of today, I have fucked 5 guys from high school that bullied me for being gay #ItGetsBetter

[airmercury]

[estradiol]

If you say something on this site about how men in their 20s prey on underage girls (and even 18/19 year old girls) u always get this one clown

[plutos-salty-ass]

[akawaru]

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

[goonsoftheweb]

[uwucourse]

*taps on the mic* hey…uh…the idea of heteroflexibility and homoflexibility is fucking bullshit because there’s no such thing as a straight person that can occasionally like the same gender and a gay person that can occasionally like the opposite. Both are just bisexual people who have a much stronger preference for one gender.

[keanurise]

ive been gettin shit for saying this for years lmao,,,its literally just internalised biphobia like you dont have to like genders /equally/ to be bi, you’re allowed to have a preference. 

also i know people who have used “heteroflexible” when they were dating trans ppl lmao which is rlly transphobic and gross imo

[deathgripspussy]

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

[s3xmage]

Mulan

[deathgripspussy]

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at a John Mulaney show and afterwards I managed to get in the elevator with him. It was just us and he said, “Sorry about this, I’m quite inebriated,” then he hit me over the head with a wine bottle and I passed out from the pain.

[king-jarrod]

Every goddamn time

[shegotistical]

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

[geardrops]

anyway i have a pitch for The Blob 2

[alexiorsay]

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

[z-nogyrop]

should have contained more portals. i was disappointed by the number of portals

[butchious]

z i hate to break this to you but you as the player are always in direct control of the amount of portals

[timewastepod]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This Is Canon