[dogpuppy]

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[stivkun]

Hokus pokus may your krill be plenty and scales shiny

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[segamascott]

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[amwult]

[pussyunnerving]

yes

[evilvillain123456789]

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

[karlvsn-deactivated20240312-dea]

[mmolia]

Tags via @smute

[hypersensationalism]

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