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Moves. Gets new job. Thinks yes! I will finally be set. Bills come in. More bills. More bills. Suddenly you are drowning in paper, not the surplus of money kind. Starts thinking, ah yes. I remember why I was skinny a few years ago. It was because all I could afford was ramen. Goes to grocery store. Buys ramen. Hopes for raise.
The worst decision I made was loving you
No one was at work today and it was glorious because I got work done. However the project I'm working on has me all over the place. So I intentionally worked an extra two hours to make it look like I'm working hard and creating something amazing.
Eat your heart out
Little (Holiday Grocery) Shop of Horrors
This time of year is special because you're spending time with the people you care about. While I'm not going home again this year I have decided that 22 is old enough to host my own holiday dinner. This is new territory, as I hardly consider myself an adult having only just aquired a dining room table a few weeks ago after eating in my bed for the last 3 years. Like any un-adulting adult, I put off my holiday grocery shopping until the last minute, knowing fully that it was going to be a nightmare at the grocery store. After laying around past noon today I finally sucked it up to go. Pulling into the parking lot I knew right away this wasn't going to be an easy trip. It wasn't the fact that I had to park at the back of the lot that notified me of this. No. It was the fact everyone walking in the parking lot was oblivious to their surroundings. They were taking a leisurely stroll down the center of the rows as if it were a beach. Determined, with my sticky-note shopping list in hand, I went into the store.
HOLY.
FREAKING.
COW.
I was not prepared. You see, the closest grocery store to me isn't just any old store, its one of those fancy grocery stores that has everything. And it is similarly named to Zegmans. This store was absolute chaos. It didn't matter what pace I moved at, it wasn't fast enough for all these soccer moms. One mom saw I was looking at asparagus and stepped in front of me to get some before I could. I put on my best fast walk but regularly found myself stuck places because I wasn't aggressive enough to push my cart into the traffic of the store. It didn't help that my shopping list was disorganized so I was running around. One women tried stealing my cart and ARGUED with me that it was hers. I was bumped into So. Many. Times. Without as much as an excuse me or an apologetic glance. I thought the world was ending. The whole experience stressed me out so bad I bought three different desserts. One apple pie, one chocolate cheesecake, and two pints of ice cream. I am one person. I live alone. I hardly eat sugar. And yet here I was clinging to all this sticky sweetness like it would ward off all the minivan queens. This adulting experience is one I would NOT recommend. Now let's just hope I'm able to cook the dinner.
"Attention Shoppers: this month's menstrual cramps comes in the form of uterus on fire being ripped from your body. You can't leave the store with out it. Literally. Enjoy and as always Thanks for shopping at I hate being a women" #fuckyoumothernature
So I work at a bar 52 hrs a week. And we hosted a young American libertarian's party a few weeks back. Some kid (like 23) pukes, covers it with a napkin and then watched me pick up said puke covered napkin and then informs me it is puke. Not how I thought my life would be going. #whatthef #adulting #fuckyouguy
Im craving the days when people took interest in each other and noticed when you went MIA. Never before in my life have I been surrounded by so many people but still felt so disconnected and alone. Ask me questions. Want to get to know me and all the darkest parts of my mind. Don't take me for face value because in reality all your seeing is a lie. You can't tell people that you have a million things whizzing through your head. They don't care anymore. When you get excited on a warm sunny day because you remembered something funny that happened that one time on a day like this, you're expected to keep it to yourself and THAT is sad. What happened to people.
I'm having one of those days where I wish I had someone that cared about me in a way that they wanted to know everything about me. Like my favorite book, or something I love about winter. But also one of those nights that I stay up late thinking about where my life is going and getting creative with paints and my goals. I guess you could say I'm me for once today. Instead of some shell trying to please everyone
Realizing that my life is probably not going to amount to anything is the worst adult thought I’ve had. Should’ve stayed in college #whatthef
Almost 2am. My accomplishments for the day included starting and finishing a show on Netflix and making crepes. My eye hasn't stopped twitching in two days and my sleep schedule is fucked. #adulting #whatthef
I flew home from Colorado yesterday. It was a Monday. Everyone hates Mondays because they rip away your weekend. But for the first time in a long time I was in bliss. Travelling took me over 12 hours and I was up at an ungodly hour but I had a window seat for the first time in years. And as I watched the tangerine sunlight filter through the tiny windows and light up the cotton candy fluff clouds I couldn't imagine being anywhere else. I felt like a child and anything was possible. #adulting #notquite
Robot escapes facility, runs out of battery 160 feet later
what a dumbass
Well I have officially settled in after being here two months. And my job has been postponed. But luckily I have found a job at a bar. Unfortunately I do not have some necessary items such as a dining room table or steak knives. But life goes on right? Beginning to realize I didn't plan this at all and today I have to either pay my bills or eat. The struggle is beginning. #idontknow #whatthef #adulting #butnotreally
Well. I spent 20 dollars on two ounces of green tea today. And it seems a little excessive if you ask me and it taste horrible. Consensus: I will probably buy more because I enjoy torturing myself like that. I have been trying to write this midterm paper all week thats due tomorrow and ended up taking a nap today. I think the solution is to call into work tomorrow since I work retail currently and know this is temporary. That's where my priorities should be right? #whatthef #adulting #teatime
It is in the few hours before my birthday that I stop to think an realize a few things. 1) I will officially be in my twenties 2)people are going to expect more now and 3) If he really loved me he would have wished me happy birthday already. The first two are not very daunting. The last hits hard as I came to the realization he is several hours ahead of me, being nearly around the globe to half a day ahead. If he really cared he wouldve wished me happy birthday. Basing the commitment of someone based on this fact actually seems quite silly. But the fact he doesnt remember the conversations we have only adds to the fact I know this is no longer worth pursuing. The spark is gone. The interest has faded. And its time to move on.
I knew today was going to be a struggle when I realized at 2am, while some how mysteriously ending up elbows deep on Pinterest, I had an eye appointment at 8:05am. Which then resulted in me counting how much sleep I would get if I fell asleep right......NOW! And then waking up to a melodic alarm that I have been meaning to change the tune for months now. I did have a success in only hitting snooze once, but then dilly-dallied to long and had to opt for a piece of mint gum instead of toothpaste. I know everyone has done it, and if you havent then you're way more prepared for life than I am. Congratulations. Anyways I went to my eye appointment bright eyed and bushy tailed preparing for the judgy doctor. And after my success at adulting this morning I reward myself with Jamba Juice. Because its the little things in life that matter. #whatthef #adulting
