NEVER SAY NEVER.

@nopejustjared

JARED NICOLE ANDERSON: TWENTY YEARS OLD ★ NANNY ★ TAKEN ★ DANCER. The name's Jared Nicole Anderson. I'm a resident of Besame, California, in case you feel like stalking me. I've been here for almost seven months now, which is the longest place I've ever remained. I call that progress. Anyways, what more do you want to know? I'm twenty years old, and a dancer-turned-nanny (it's a long story; don't ask). I've got a boyfriend, too, which is a miracle in itself. We've been together for four months, now, and he is also my roommate. There's not really much more to be, to be honest. This is it.

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I actually went out and got myself a job today. Well, actually… I tried to get myself a job, but as I left my flat I lost all motivation and ended up getting some food instead. Do I get points for trying?

nopejustjared

You gets points for trying.

#Talk #Jo

brodianturner

Just-… Be careful with him. Make sure yer fully supportin’ him.

nopejustjared

I watch a kid for a living, Brody. I think I know how to do this. He's adorable, by the way.

#Talk #Brodian

dizzyofrp

I think I’m beginning to drown in chocolate chip muffins. I made like, four dozen and have absolutely no idea where I’m going to store them all. I really should have thought this one through earlier.

nopejustjared

You could, always, y'know, share some with your fellow stranger.

#Talk #Rori

rebecca-masterson

I was supposed to go on a date tonight, but since I’m not anymore, I’m takin’ myself out! How’s this for a solo date outfit?

nopejustjared

You're gonna take one look at yourself and fall in love, Rebecca.

#Talk #Rebecca

noblesirius-blog

I think my new favorite pastime is sitting in the pub and watching all the girls that come in, take one sip of a beer and pretend to be off their heads.