Too Old For This $#*!

Kittens, various fandoms and other random stuff. 40-something genderqueer, ace, she/her.

[miamaimania]

“Embroidered Snowy Steps” ❋ The only footprints that won’t melt

[shinycookiedragonmonster]

新雪を踏む (Shinsetsu wo fumu, Stepping on fresh snow). Narumi Takada

[blignick]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

and another one to hurt me specifically

are you from the US

yes

no

Voting ended onSep 14, 2025

non-US folks please i know they'll win but we can't let them win THAT much

[timelordinaustralia]

The Cybermen on trampolines | requested by anon

[evjazurian]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury 

without context, this seems like a bunch of cybermen having fun on trampoline, only to get blown up :v 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

;_;

THEY JUST WANTED TO ENJOY THE TRAMPOLINES

[anniviech]

[denimgoblin95]

@dragonsir

[beemovieerotica]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[noffy96]

Oooh this is the post my sibling saw! I have made this as well. For their partners as a birthday gift wait let me search

I used a to big boom so he turned GIANT! Honestly one of the funniest things I have ever Crochet

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shirtsthatgohard]

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

[hapalopus]

It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

[breelandwalker]

Also impressive how quickly and thoroughly people who previously loved his work have disowned it, stopped buying it, and stopped discussing it.

Wish Rowling's fans would do the same.

[hapalopus]

^^^

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You can only keep the last thing you ordered online if you can explain it to a medieval peasant Keeping it?

yes

no

too easy

I die trying

they call me a witch

results

Voting ended onJun 24, 2025

[asmuchasidliketo]

Source

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck

[dduane]

Could use some of that. Why not? :)

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[rongzhi]

A qinggong master

English added by me :)