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“Guess who’s back, bitches?!” - (2019)

In the series, “I substitute your reality and replace it with my own”, here’s Tony, at the end of Endgame, alive and kickin’. Thank you so much to @hurtcomfortbucky for helping me with the title ♥

fandomsandfeminism

“Chevalier d'Éon, was a French diplomat, spy, freemason and soldier who fought in the Seven Years’ War. D'Éon had androgynous physical characteristics and natural abilities as a mimic, good features for a spy. D'Éon appeared publicly as a man and pursued masculine occupations for 49 years, although during that time d'Éon successfully infiltrated the court of Empress Elizabeth of Russia by presenting as a woman. For 33 years, from 1777, d'Éon dressed as a woman, claiming to have been female at birth. Doctors who examined d'Éon’s body after d'Éon’s death discovered that d'Éon would have actually been designated male at birth.”

Can we all talk about this bad ass genderfluid French soldier/spy from the 1700s? Please?

anti-fem-anti-stupid

He presented as a woman for a specific reason. That doesn’t make him gender fluid.

fandomsandfeminism

They also lived the rest of their life until death as a woman. They retired from their work in the military and lived the last years of their life as a woman, collecting a military pension.

So I don’t know why you think you get to decide that their gender “really” was a cis man?

packbat

Chevaliere d'Eon blackmailed the French government into changing the records to say that she was born female. I’m having a hard time seeing that as anything other than an especially punk rock form of legal transition.

fandomsandfeminism

God damn. d'Eon did not fuck around.

kokokitty

Also part of the agreement of having French recognize them as female meant the French government HAD to pay for all of their female clothing and other things. Their female wardrobe was entirely funded by France.

fandomsandfeminism

What a god damn hero.

nordremo

Okay, no, as a French person who actually read the Mémoires du Chevalier D’Eon, by Frédéric Gaillardet (yes it’s in French I’m sorry I don’t know if it’s available in other languages I don’t think so), you can just stop the utter bullshit right there.

Charles, Geneviève, Louis, Andrée, Thimothée D’Eon de Beaumont was born in Tonnerre in 1728. Until the age of ten, he was raised in girl clothes, and not as a girl, mind the difference. After that he was raised like any other boy his age, and sent to school. He became a Doctor in Law and a lawyer at the Parliament, and he was one of the best swordsmen ever (he became Prévôt de salles d’armes, which is the highest rank one swordman could acquire at the time). So yeah, he was pretty badass even before what is of interest for us.

Now, you have to understand a very fundamental fact: the story of d’Eon is deeply linked to the political situation of France and Great Britain at that time. The very first time d’Eon disguised as a woman to serve as a spy for French King Louis XV was when he was sent to Russia, as a female reader for the Empress Catherine, under the name Lia de Beaumont. It was just a few years, and no one ever suspected that Lia was actually a man. When he returned to France, he was then sent in Great Britain, where, long story short, he used both his identities as man and woman to spy for the king; he ended up very well liked at the British Royal Court, but over the years he spent there, rumours about his/her “true” gender began to spread, to the point where the British were actually betting money on it (which made him beyond furious for your information).

His gender was so confusing for the British government that they actually demanded an official statement from the French government to be sure of his true gender, and it so happened at that time that it was politically easier for the French government to state d’Eon as a woman, for diplomatic reasons with the British mostly. But you have to know that it annoyed d’Eon so much to be mistaken as a woman (yes, it annoyed him), that in the end, he said that if being a woman would bring peace, to him and both countries, then so be it, but he was very clear about the fact that while he wouldn’t deny being a woman, he wouldn’t clearly admit being one either. He was resigned.

And that’s how d’Eon was officially declared a woman. He didn’t blackmail the French government, he was coerced into his fake gender (that he didn’t like thank you very much) to avoid a political crisis between two jackass governments made of sissies.

What is to come is worse. When he finally returned to France, after the death of Louis XV, his tale had reached the ears of Marie-Antoinette, new Queen of France. At this time, it was easier for him to be a woman, because of financial reasons mostly, so like he said, he didn’t deny being one when he was presented to the Queen, who liked him so much that she decided to make him an entire wardrobe. In other words, he was forced into disguising as a woman to survive, because the Queen, and not the Government, only accepted to support him financially as such.

Now you have to understand another fact: wearing women’s clothes was making him sick. Like, really sick. Because corsets and shit like this weren’t made for his male physionomy, and it was slowly killing him. He was ill all the time, very ill, he had to stay in bed for whole days, and in the end, he had to return to England just before the French Revolution, still being believed a woman by the whole country, just to die alone and poor with his landlady as his only friend in 1810.

So the only thing I have to say is: don’t romanticize someone and make him a figure for your cause when you don’t know shit about them. Le Chevalier d’Eon was a hero, yes, but not for the reasons you’re completely making up above. If you want to assign a likely sexuality to him, it would be asexual and even aromantic, because he never married, never showed any interest in sex or romantic relationships, and was cold to anyone who tried to court him, and heaven knows that he was so beautiful, both as a man and a woman, that he thus had lots and lots of suitors.

So for the last time again: check your fucking facts before spreading bullshit.

duckismyfavoritereptile

Also @nordremo, as i remember from the book, he tried desperatly numerous times to change back to male to fight war for his country. Each time the king refused to let him and by the end he was like “just send me as a woman if you want, but let me fight for my country please” and he never could and it was a tragedy for him.

nordremo

Yeah, and also that, because Louis XV was a massive dick. And I would like to add that regarding the blackmailing, d’Eon did in fact blackmail the King but it has absolutely nothing to do with his gender at all. It happened even before all the mess about his gender at the Bristish Court (who apparently had nothing better to do which says A LOT about them mind you). At that time, d’Eon was mostly operating under his male identity, and he wasn’t the only French Ambassador in GB; the King had also sent a man, Count Guerchy. And this man hated d’Eon with a passion, he even hired people to kill him (an attempt that ended with two assassins dead and the others running for their lives because d’Eon wasn’t stupid thank you very much and was a massive killer machine with a sword so yeah bad idea). D’Eon, who had sent letter after letter to the King to tell him to call back Guerchy because he was just endangering his mission in GB and was just a fucking pain in the ass in a general manner, got fed up with this last straw.

Now as a spy, he knew of course of the King’s plans, which were at that time to possibly invade Britain in secret (the two countries were still ennemies, but not at war), and thus threatened Louis XV to reveal that to the British if he didn’t get rid of Guerchy immediately. Of course the King, furious, had no other choice and called back the stupid Count to France. Now it is very highly possible that after that, Louis XV did everything in his power to make things difficult for d’Eon (by not sending him enough money to live in GB for example) because he just couldn’t stand the idea of having been bested this way.

So yeah, blackmail, but nothing to do with d’Eon’s gender, thank you very much.

#reblogging this because I am still mad and fed up about D'Eon being seen as a trans icon when he FUCKING WASN'T #chevalier d'eon #historical facts #stop your bullshit tumblr

littleststarfighter

Us Versus the Wilderness

AbsoluteCreed

Summary:

Kylo and Hux crash land on an uncharted planet. With the ship’s communications damaged, they need to figure out a way to get to higher ground to try and send out an SOS to the First Order to be saved. Having only each other as company, they must learn to get along, or suffer the consequences. During their journey, they unconsciously become closer, and something blossoms between them. Prepare for danger, bickering, interacting with local wildlife, and survival! And perhaps even more…

This is the art I drew for the @kyluxbigbang alongside the lovely @absolutecreed. I had so much fun working with her. We did it Hun ♥ I do hope people check it out as it’s a fun fic.

Thanks you to the mod’s too for being so understanding and supportive.

nordremo

Kylux, fanfiction

Titre : 1001 Tales of Once Upon a Time (1001 Contes d’Il Était une Fois)

Auteur : lucius_complex

Traducteur : Nordremo

Fandom : The Avengers

Rating : T

Pairing(s) : FrostIron, Loki/Tony Stark

Avertissement(s) : Violence

Disclaimer : Les personnages sont la propriété de Marvel et de ses associés.

Résumé : Il pouvait presque sentir le regard brûlant de Steve lui transpercer la tête.

« Je ne comprends pas Tony, que pourrais-tu donc bien faire, sans ton armure en plus, que nous n’avons pas déjà essayé ? »

C’est la Veuve qui comprit en premier.

« Il ne s’agit pas de faire tout court, mais d’avec qui le faire. »

Chapitre 12

Fanfiction.Net

Archives Of Our Own

(French version, translated with the permission of lucius_complex)

Picture by Chibionpu

#1001 Tales of Once Upon a Time #fanfiction #ironfrost #Tony Stark #Loki #French translation #Nordremo

Titre : 1001 Tales of Once Upon a Time (1001 Contes d’Il Était une Fois)

Auteur : lucius_complex

Traducteur : Nordremo

Fandom : The Avengers

Rating : T

Pairing(s) : FrostIron, Loki/Tony Stark

Avertissement(s) : Violence

Disclaimer : Les personnages sont la propriété de Marvel et de ses associés.

Résumé : Il pouvait presque sentir le regard brûlant de Steve lui transpercer la tête.

« Je ne comprends pas Tony, que pourrais-tu donc bien faire, sans ton armure en plus, que nous n’avons pas déjà essayé ? »

C’est la Veuve qui comprit en premier.

« Il ne s’agit pas de faire tout court, mais d’avec qui le faire. »

Chapitre 11

Fanfiction.Net

Archives Of Our Own

(French version, translated with the permission of lucius_complex)

Picture by Chibionpu

#1001 Tales of Once Upon a Time #fanfiction #ironfrost #Tony Stark #Loki #French translation #Nordremo

phobso

just a bunch of sketches i made for my mongolian comics

sometimes i feel sorry for stop translating them on english but oh well .____. i hope one day it will change

thrandolaslover-blog

authorized painting from 黑桃_意念力回复信息 on lofter Merman Loki I assume you all know what the slit in p3 is…( •̀∀•́ )

yuushishio

still can’t get it out of my head.

#Red doesn’t mean Fire.

virushoney

radish be the guest of Loki only event Korea :3

[10 Feb 2018]

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helensilivren

I don’t care what happens to the world, if I can save you.

There is no other way.

I’m sorry.

upd: you can find some cool stuff with this drawing on my very new society6 store, please check it out and let me know if you’d like to see any other drawings there. Thanks!