Fandoms of a fangirl

A millennial hoping one day, their ships will be canon

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[vexwerewolf]

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!"

Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[digital-magus]

That’s just how black cats be

[evil-beasty]

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[thegaymertrainer]

Self care is watching this with sound

[amwult]

[clairityintimesofcrisis]

OMG IT DOES SOUND LIKE THESE FUCKERS

[all-hail-the-kazoo]

that's 'cause they're cat sounds!

[phantomrose96]

We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

[phantomrose96]

Oh, you've typed a message? You've typed a message? Would you like to add a sticker (server stickers available with Nitro Boosts(TM).) Would you like to add an emoji (more custom emojis available with Nitro(TM).) Would you like to send a gift (gift your friend Nitro(TM) for only $9.99 a month.) Would you like to add an app (more apps available in the Nitro Store(TM).)

[phantomrose96]

They got rid of the send message button. On the send messages to my friends app. In order to make room for a 5th button that sells you something. The parody is too bold people will roll their eyes you have to scale it back.

[the-final-sif]

I would like to gently point out that the send button can be enabled or disabled under accessibility,

Also, if you're someone who'd like to customize your discord further, or remove nitro garbage or bypass it, better discord (an open source project) can be used on desktop for a lot of fun results:

BetterDiscord extends the functionality of DiscordApp by enhancing it with new features.

Plugin options can entirely replicate nitro stuff, and enhance privacy, such as:

RemoveChatButtons - BetterDiscord

Remove annoying buttons like the Gift button from the chat box.

"Fuck those buttons"

InvisibleTyping - BetterDiscord

Enhanced version of silent typing.

"Hey maybe I don't want you to know when I'm typing"

SplitLargeMessages - BetterDiscord

Allows you to enter larger Messages, which will automatically split into several smaller Messages

"Fuck the character limit"

BetterFriendList - BetterDiscord

Adds extra Controls to the Friends Page, for example sort by Name/Status, Search and All/Request/Blocked Amount

"Can I see my friends in a normal manner please"

BetterAnimations - BetterDiscord

Improves your whole experience using Discord. Adds highly customizable switching animations between guilds, channels, etc. Introduces smooth

"I would like navigating discord to be like a powerpoint please"

And many other features that range from helpful to profoundly useless but fun.

Enshittification sucks, but the first step to undoing it is taking control of your experiences and helping others do the same. So hopefully this helps a little?

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!

[geekydemigodinthevoid]

[cell113]

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.

[ophidahlia]

The best genre to ever have existed

[bowie-boy]

These improved my day

[surprisebitch]

GAY RIGHTS

[criizomheavvn-deactivated202111]

these are the only things in the world i find worth crying for becayse it’s so fcking cute and wholesome wtf

[ghost-writer143]

I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE OG ARTIST GREW OUT OF THEIR I’M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS PHASE

AND NOW THE GIRLS ARE CANON

[cipheramnesia]

The “guys I respect” artist also came out as non-binary, generally got more accepting. It’s growth.

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Love an peace on planet gay

[gothiestarzsuki]

Damnit now I want to make a comic and let y'all edit this. Because. Look at it agaga-

[the-one-chin-wonder]

[vilecrocodile]

Help Akram and Malik save their family and their dreams!

@akramdwaik

Arkam and Malek are twin brothers who were just about to graduate high school and go on to pursue their higher education. Akram dreams of working in agricultre, and Malek wants to become a doctor. But the war on Gaza has destroyed their home and their school, and now it is a struggle just to keep their family safe. They need the funds to relocate, so that Akram and Malek can continue their studies in peace and their family, including a one year old niece, can live without fear.

But their fundraiser has yet to reach $1,000.

Donate to HELP AKRAM REBUILD HIS FUTURE OUTSIDE OF GAZA, organized by Saleel Aldwake

Hello, dear friends and compassionate souls, I am reaching out to you… Saleel Aldwake needs your support for HELP AKRAM REBUILD HIS FUTU

$618 / $25,000

Vetted by @gazavetters at #138.

Help save this family's future! Every bit counts to keep the donations going. Can you match my $25? If you send me (@vilecrocodile or @knifemetaphor) proof of your $25+ donation, I will happily draw you a sketch as thanks.

[vilecrocodile]

$806/$25,000 Donations have slowed! Please, let's see if we can get them to $1,000 today!

[vilecrocodile]

There is news that Rafah Crossing may open soon, and Akram doesn't have nearly enough to help his family. Please help by sharing and reblogging if you can't donate!

[vilecrocodile]

$906 / $25,000 No new donations in over 2 days! Please donate what you can and share widely!

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[dynamicsymmetry]

Good stuff.

[eerian-sadow]

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

[thehumantrampoline]

A PSA about trucks from a truck driver

I and some colleagues were talking about how we wish everyone could see the safety videos that our company was showing us, because I don’t think most people understand how traffic works in a truck. So here’s some things we wish everyone on the road knew.

- we’re not kidding about tailgating. If you’re right behind us on a straight highway? Chances are we have NO IDEA you’re there, which means we can’t anticipate any of your movements. Plus slowing down takes multiple downshifts, so we might start decreasing speed way earlier than you expect.

- We’re not kidding about any of our blind spots. WE CAN’T SEE YOU, GUYS.

- That bit about slowing down taking a while? The same goes for when you’re in front of us. Don’t cut off a truck. Oh god, PLEASE don’t cut off a truck. If you cut me off, I’m not irritated, I’m terrified. For YOU. It can take 7 to 9 seconds for us to stop. DON’T CUT OFF TRUCKS.

- Before you get mad about how slow we’re going on the highway, keep in mind that many companies govern their vehicles so they literally CAN’T go over 60 or 65. This is a good thing, I promise. Because…

- Do you know what happens when a car meets a truck in an accident? The car gets totaled and the truck needs a new coat of paint. You will not win this fight. I know nobody likes getting stuck behind a big dumb truck, but it’s not worth your life.

We are trying our best to protect you from our 80,000 pound death machines. Please help us out.

[delightfullysuperbruins-deactiv]

This information is actually useful.  Thanks for posting.

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[solarpunkybrewster]

burned honey knows what’s up

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

[dongulator]

[ablubluh]

[andhumanslovedstories]

One of the stranger things about training brand new nurses is explaining how to min max small talk. It feels very weird to coach people on how to chat.

[andhumanslovedstories]

if I make and post an insanely detailed powerpoint on the twenty different equations I run mentally during casual conversation to make it flow better, everyone has to say that it's sexy and cool and not weird at all

[andhumanslovedstories]

remember, everyone promised to be cool! also disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer assume I said all the things you'd say to be like "i know human interaction is complicated, i know some of what i listed here would be very annoying to some people," and all that

[soberscientistlife]

[ourdragonsarebetter]

Salut !

J'ai pour projet de monter un escape game, et j'ai préparé un questionnaire pour l'étude de marché. Ce serait vraiment sympa si vous pouviez prendre quelques minutes pour y répondre, et n'hésitez pas à faire tourner, on a besoin du plus de réponses possibles !

Création d'un escape game

Ce questionnaire fait partie d'une étude sur l’intérêt et les attentes quant à l'ouverture potentielle d'une salle d'escape game

[nem23]

[nonepronounwithleftboy]

translation:

panel 1: the triangle machine is acting up

panel 2: im paid 9.11€ per hour with tax so circle it will be and fuck you

[geminisee]

a collection