♕Frustrated Mind Palace♕

Dolce☽ 23. It means candy, yeah yeah... "a name like a fairytale"... or a porn star ,actually... but instead I'm just a huge ball of sarcasm, sexual and romantic frustration.Mainly Supernatural, Marvel, Sherlock,stupid content.

[norestforthewickeddean]

[norestforthewickeddean]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[hrmphfft]

counterpoint: Hänsel and Gretel were led out into the woods to starve at the urging of their mother, so both parents don’t have to ration any more food for them during hard times. Hänsel and Gretel were underfed and desperate, and when life gives you a gingerbread house in that state, you eat the windowsill and the front stoop and every gumdrop you can find.

conclusion: if the witch prompted the children to explain themselves she’d realize it was ultimately parents’ neglect that led them to this point.

solution: eat the parents. everyone wins!

[thebootybitchdragon]

Not the solution I was expecting, but honestly, yeah, it makes sense.

[kardashianjennergifs]

[theblindcat-deactivated20121122]

[bunny-booty]

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

[dontmakepeopleintoheroes]

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

[bredbathnbeyond]

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

[simptasia]

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

When that q-tip hits your ear clit

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

your what

[coolestfetusinthedumpster]

[void-official]

i’ve had really intense conversations w/other millennials about how Spongebob Squarepants was literally one of the smartest shows on television bc it used its absurdist narrative to explain adult concepts to children while also pointing out how Dumb and Pointless adult society is so how you should just have fun with your friends and do what you like

when I was growing up every single fucking adult I spoke to HATED spongebob squarepants. there were entire articles written about how spongebob squarepants killed brain cells and this fuFkcng yellow sponge was teaching kids to be Gay and looking back at the Spongebob Scare is still the funniest shit ever because they were literally SO mad that every single kid loved this fucking happy yellow sponge and his sea critter friends, they never even noticed the dirty jokes or commentary on capitalism they were just mad because they thought Spongebob Squarepants was turning us Gay and also killing us slowly

it was Wild

[donydarko]

What were you the god of again?

[chrishemsworthgifs]

Thor in the Infinity War trailer ( x )

[darthmual]

[positiveautistic-deactivated202]

One day you will be able to look back and say

I made it

[str8-for-pay]

32 Faces You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

[tanookitoes]

i want a public execution of the writer of this abhorent defience of god

[moonsofmoons]

This, was a journey.

[berlynn-wohl]

Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like “I’m gonna overthrow the government, bitches.”

And Han Solo is not a bad-ass Slytherin, he is a Hufflepuff, because every five minutes he is dropping his own agenda to help his friends not die doing whatever crazy shit they’re about to do.

The biggest Gryffindor in the whole trilogy is R2D2, because every beep of his can basically be translated as “Hold my beer and watch this,” usually followed by him getting zapped by something and falling over.

[legolokiismighty]

i was already reblogging, but R2-D2 made me laugh so hard. 

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

[fuckindiva]

[norestforthewickeddean]

JK Rowling: I shall name him my villain Voldemort. It is French for "fleeing from death", indicative of his primary desire to become immortal, and the fear that motivates him.

JK Rowling: These two characters can turn into a black dog and a werewolf

JK Rowling: theyre called black dog and werewolf mcwerewolf

[loving-spooky-fandoms]

Natalie Portman did THAT at the 2018 Golden Globes

[norestforthewickeddean]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks