✨Twisted Fucking Cycle Path✨ 🚲🚲

Bad post for awful people, this is my degenerate bg3 sideblog, 🕊️🪦-ish (The dove is not dead but it is on life support) / 21 He/Him M-dni A lot of Monster-Fucking Autistic/Dyslexic jpn/eng

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Hey so I don’t like/will not post any underage or incest shit but everything else is on the table. Please don't go into my inbox to talk about that unless it is in a joke ( You can call Mystra a nonce or make a folders chrismas orin and Durge joke but don't send me anything explicit)

I like my torture victims to be adults that are not related to their abuser

[wendertry]

Orin the red 🩸

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Lae'zel is the most underrated character in bg3 by far and I think that is because nobody is seeing it from her perspective.

Imagine being a 21 year old soldier and the fucking Qu from all tomorrows, kidnap you, a fate you know is worse than a slow, painful death. The Qu "DNA splicer parasite that turns you into a body horror abomination" is inside your brain but you haven't been turned yet.

But by some miracle, you are saved by a group of different aliens who at best are mildly weirded out by you and at worst want you dead. You try to get these aliens, who by the way can kill you and have threatened to kill you in the past, to the human doctors who can get the parasite out of your body.

And then the doctors try to kill you.

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Getting cancelled for appropriating Lolicon culture by calling grown ass man Astarion a “Brat that needs to be corrected 💢💢💢💢 😭😭😭”

Mystra is writing the callout post

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Just saw anime cuck porn with the caption “I ONLY FUCK MEN WHO CAN GET TODAYS WORDLE IN 3 OR LESS GUESSES.”

…… Gale-esc to me

[immren]

thought it'd be fun to make another fleshy outfit for her

[meanbossart]

What you would see if you looked over Astarion's shoulder in the public transport/sidewalk/grocery store line.

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Chubby-starion….. Chubby-starion

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Lowkey might draw my dnd character x Wyll fanart the way both of them are getting fucked over my the narrative.

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Sadly, Astarion would absolutely crush the Scientology speed run and he would probably want to do it. This sucks because Gale + Wyll + Lae’zel + Karlach would be objectively the funniest team to do it but alas Astarion would be better than them

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I wanna make BG3 character-inspired nails tbh

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As someone who likes to cook “Official bg3 cookbook” is obviously a very financially good idea but in lore I don’t think “recipes inspired by BG3” is a good idea because at some point they have to address the Bhaalspawn baby eater shaped elephant in the room

All will be forgiving if the Drow breast milk stuff gets added

[drill-teeth-art]

THE LASH OF BHAAL 🗣️‼️

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BG3 fans have 2 discourse topics they ping pong around all day (Do ascended Astarion and his fans deserve the death penalty, and who is the gayest companion)

And while if you look at my blog for 5 seconds, you would know that I don't care what people like in fiction so idc about the first thing BUT for the second shit throwing argument I would like to throw my hat into the ring and say

All of the characters are canonically pan, so there isn't really any use in arguing about their sexualities. Like yeah, if you wanna be a doyalist, it is for playersexual stuff BUT iirc all of the companions have banter that heavily implies that they are bisexual

2. A lot of these arguments are extremely reductive and cartoonishly stereotypical. Like, no matter how you phrase it, saying Astarion can't be attracted to women because he acts like that tm is not only stupid but pretty offensive

3. BUT if we were to argue about this Wyll would be the gayest companion, and it's not even close.

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Unironically almost died yesterday, thinking about Orin the red #theyshouldhaveputmedownatthehospital

[kororobus]

...consulting with the tadpole probably

[finn-jammerpunk]

i had to draw the villains as well of course !! gort my beloved