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NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED

thank you so so so much for all the nominations!! reading all about your favorite weirdos has been very very fun!!

The contestants & starting date for the competition will be announced later this week!

#THE WARS SHALL COMMENCE SOON!!!!!!!!#important announcements

hi hi i would like a gauge of interest on this idea! tournament where it's tumblr blogs (like. us) fighting each other. basically @ultimate-poll-tournament except it's with anyone, you submit yourself, and your propaganda is about why you would win in a physical fight

if this happens, everyone will have to verify that they do indeed consent in the ask box. there'll also definitely be an emphasis on propaganda + i may also do this in groups of 16 so that it's easier to remember who's in. it'll also be about a week until i am free enough to post self-submissions

note: this is light hearted. we may be beating each other up but we are on good standings with each other. so no being mean and no one under any hate umbrella (racism, transphobia, ableism, etc, ANYTHING) is welcome here

would you join this?

yes

no but i'd spectate

no

other

Voting ended onMay 12, 2023

#i may not be that physically strong #but i BITE. HARD.

so so so sorry for the continued delays. life has been throwing bricks at me.

#its tech week. ... i have no time or energy #i'm doing my best to finish the brackets!!! but they're taking a while.

tge list of competitors is ALMOST DONE!!!!

#babygirl it is midnight i am dead on my feet #BUT #MY GUY JON JARCHIVIST GOT IN.#pollrunner speaks

how many nominations are there for joe hills?

two, meaning he got in!

#i don't know shit about hermitcraft but i trust in you that he's funny enough to bypass the no real people rule.#normal asks

.....a bit of nepotism might be happening in normal wars right now.

#i have multiple overdue assignments yet i'm sitting here poring over my several normal wars google sheets #in my defense....my head hurts :(#pollrunner speaks

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NOMINATIONS WILL BE CLOSING TOMORROW AT 2:30PM PST.

make sure to get in any last-minute nominations before it's too late!

nominate your fucked up little guy!!! infodumping encouraged!!

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NOMINATIONS WILL BE CLOSING TODAY AT 2:30PM PST!!!

Last call for nominations!!

#important announcements

how many nominations for Reese Kelly from scarlet hollow

He currently has one nomination!

#normal asks

engineer gaming!

HELL YEAH!!!! LET THAT MAN GAME!!!! (<- doesn't know anything about tf2)

#i feel like i would hire him to fix my pipes or something #and he'd do an incredible job #but then i'd never be able to find his number again. and it would devastate me to no end.#normal asks

how many gravity falls submissions?? (i reallyyyy want ford to get in i wrote a lengthy paragraph on him)

five submissions from gravity falls. ford has two submissions, so it's pretty likely he'll get in!

#i forget if i've said this before #but despite the 300+ submissions. there aren't many repeats aside from harry du bois & normal oaks.#meaning if they have 2+ submissions. they're probably getting in!!!#normal asks

i actually sort of didn’t talk much abt ryo asuka/satan as much as i wanted, so sorry for that!

there is much, much more wrong with that man and i can happily share more of that in depth.

you can always ramble in my ask box, or just send copious amounts of propaganda if he gets in!!!!!

#one of the major reasons i started this bracket was because i wanted to hear people talk about their favorite weirdos.#so i am ALWAYS open to hearing more about your guys.#normal asks

Does any vocaloid got submitted?

Yep! Oliver got submitted!

#shoutout to oliver for being the only vocaloid submitted. i love him and his silly little captains hat.#normal asks

it's been like a week and i'm still thinking about the quote "Got white girl wasted while his wife died in childbirth (the baby made it! but watch out)" from a submission concerning Arthur Lester.

#pollrunner speaks #i got this submission when i was still in the earlier parts of malevolent #and then couldn't take it seriously when he mentioned his wife died in childbirth because my brain just kept quoting this #i couldn't take any of the faroe dreams seriously either because i just kept going “the baby made it! but watch out”#it's really not that funny. but i just keep thinking about it.

NOMINATIONS WILL BE CLOSING TOMORROW AT 2:30PM PST.

make sure to get in any last-minute nominations before it's too late!

nominate your fucked up little guy!!! infodumping encouraged!!

#i took a short break over the weekend for health reasons but i am back!!!#once nominations are closed i have a few preliminary/bonus rounds i plan on doing #and the first brackets will probably be up by Friday!#all asks will get replied to this afternoon! thank you for your time!#important announcements

Reasons Sebastián Piñera should get in:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQgyCCyMEVk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xylcwicjkg&pp=ygUQUGnDsWVyYSBtYXJlcG90bw%3D%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MI5rRAAqyEM&pp=ygUac2ViYXN0aWFuIHBpw7FlcmEgYmFpbGFuZG8%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEEsZFNOlCQ&pp=ygUac2ViYXN0aWFuIHBpw7FlcmEgYmFpbGFuZG8%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZULoTjZirA&pp=ygUac2ViYXN0aWFuIHBpw7FlcmEgYmFpbGFuZG8%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iMyqgthLEUE

Wow. yeah he certainly is a guy.

#i don’t know anything about how he was as a president. but he certainly wasn’t very normal.#normal asks

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Welcome to the Lover-hater Duo Bracket!!!!

Submit your favorite lover-hater duo here!! (Submissions close 4/30!) Number of competitors and date of the competition is yet to be decided Rules: 1. The lover doesn't have to be a boy, and the hater does not have to be a girl. Both can be any gender, the title is just a funny post by kittykatninja321 2. You know the drill, fictional characters only. 3. No one from problematic franchises please! (like hp and such) 4. You can submit multiple characters, but please only submit each duo once! 5. Please only submit duos who are from the same franchise and who have interacted before. I'll be lenient with pairs who have barely interacted but please make sure they've at least talked more than once. 6. Pairs can be platonic, romantic, or they can be familial! 7. Propaganda is allowed and encouraged! It can be sent through the ask box or you can tag me in a post and ill reblog it :) Unsure if your pair violates the rules? No problem! Ask and I'll be happy to answer :D Tourneys I've been following and have been inspired by under the cut!! (There's a lot)

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one final push so i can reach my submission limit!! @normalwars @white-boy-bracket @protagonistpolling @musicotd @latine-showdown @ungodly-amounts-of-godly-trauma @single-father-swag-competition @wizardbracket and @amputeeblondiebattle are part 3 of the list above!!

#other tourneys

medic tf2

medic tf2!!!!!

#he looks like the type of guy you'd have as a substitute teacher in math. i refuse to elaborate.#normal asks

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