kaya^2

very normal and serious zucchini shit post account

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Some kind of Danny and Damian are twins au, but Dan is the one who remembers, not Danny.

SOmething about how the brain blocks traumatic memories, but Dan doesn't have a brain anymore, does he, so he unlocks the truth when he fuses with Plasmius. He relishes killing the Grandfather, the Mother, the Brother, the Family, all who threw him aside and abandoned him (murdered, he was murdered by his family--)

But now he's back in the past, he's getting redeemed, and he has his big sister, and parents who love him, and a little sister, and even a little brother once again-

But sometimes he has trouble remembering who the real little brother is, Danny or Damian, and Danny doesn't remember, might not ever remember, Dan wishes he didn't remember because now he jumps at every shadow (Grandfather is coming for them--) and he barely sleeps and his clone body needs sleep, and he ends up thinking-

Maybe he should kill his old family again. Just for his own peace of mind.

[normalzucchini]

Danny is on a vacation. It doesn't matter where, why or how, the important thing is that he is.

Tim, was forced to go on a vacation. He hates it, but at least there's a good coffee shop.

A villain attacks while both of these are in one location. Both of them tense, ready to beat the shit out of the baddie, when they realize "oh hey, I'm on vacation/oh hey, b send me to get some rest, and I'm petty AF so unless the villain starts killing people, I'm letting them get away with it"

That isn't the problem of course. Nor is the fact that the villain took both of them hostage.

No, the real problem is both Tim and Danny immidietly clocked the other one as a teen hero. And both of them expect the other to do something about the situation.

It starts with Danny checking the time and realizing that if he stays here any longer, he will miss his reservation for the observatory. He tries to let Tim know he knows hes a hero, so please go ahead and beat the baddie?

Of course Tim answer similarly, because his coffee is getting cold and he can't reach it. So they're both pushing the other to do something about the situation.

Well, few hours later, they're both still at it. The villain at this point let them go several times only for them to come back like "hey Mr villain, I think you lost us there for a second". Theyre communicating with each other through various eyebrows movements and spite. It's 2 in morning, please just go home.

At one point batman shows up and Tim interrupts him, telling him to mind his own fucking business. In that moment he was in fierce staring duel with Danny, and he was slowly losing. Though Danny's eyes were slowly starting to glow toxic green, so maybe he was winning...?

[normalzucchini]

Alhocol does have effect on Danny, contrary to him saying one can't get dead drunk, when they're already dead. In reality, alhocol influences him a lot more than normal people.

So obviously when he gets black out drunk from one little sip of beer, while he's watching Despicable me with Tucker and Sam, he has the genius idea, hey, why shouldn't he steal the moon? He likes space, and he's dead! He never got any compensation for that, and all the shit he has to deal with, so little compensation wouldn't hurt right?

That's at least the last thing Danny remembers thinking. But now that he's awake with a killer hangover, his sister screaming at him and showing him the news about a new rogue who stole the moon and caused all the shitty consequences that come w that. Like the tide being gone. Oops

[normalzucchini]

When the giw finally falls, the amity parkers can finally see what's happening outside. Danny, Tucker and Sam are excited as they load the internetb connected to the outside world. Sam wants to check on environmental stuff. Tucker wants to check on Wayne technological advancements.

But no. Danny goes and types out his question first. With shaking fingers, he finally his entire. His excited smile immidietly drops

[is second robin single?]

‘The disappearance of the second robin’

‘third robin refuses to elaborate whether he killed the previous Robin or not’

‘batman adopts multiple robins, which one is the true one?’

Similar to what you just searched:

Is second robin dead?

How did the second robin die?

Is batman eating the robins?

What type of bird is discowing?

How many robins is there?

Danny stares at the screen in disbelief. What the fuck happened in those three years they were cut off from society??

--

Danny (and amity parkers) go to Gotham, cause several riots, start a cult about robins, successfully sue batman, pay batman for damages to his reputation for spreading the misinformation that he eats his robins, win case about paying for the damages, by claiming he's an entity, thus they don't care about their reputation, gain a witness who says he saw batman eat a robin going by the name of Jason Todd or whatever, perhaps join a gang and so much more 👍👍👍

[normalzucchini]

If Danny moved to Gotham, I think he would feel a little threatened. So he decides to try and scare the other gothamites first, to like show he's not weak or whatever.

It's his first day Gotham university. Everyone is introducing themselves with casually saying some absolutely insane facts about themselves (like how they beat the shit out of a goon the other day. Like how insane is that? I mean sure, anyone in amity wins fights with normal ghosts on the regular, but those are ghosts. They don't change, and once you know them it's easy. Humans tho? Much trickier, especially keeping them alive).

It's his turn now. He has a plan, but he needs something tough and hard to do it. He reaches inside his pocket, but he doesn't find any rocks or anything. Instead there's batarang. Guess that'll have to do.

Danny waves at everyone nervously "hello, my name's Danny Fenton and..." He takes out the batarang and takes a bite out of it "...I eat stuff" he says, with mouth full of metal.

The whole class stares at him in bewilderment. The sounds of metal scraping and chewing sounding too loud in the silent classroom.

--

Danny eats rocks. And stuff.

People assume him eating batarang is like... A sign of a rising villain, bc.... That's foreshadowing as hell, you can't lie to me.