Norman’s Blog

Hello. I am Norman. I manage the Bates Motel in White Pine Bay.

[norman-batesmotel]

Introducing myself.

As the name would suggest, I am Norman Bates. I am an avid taxidermist and I manage a motel with my mother. An acquaintance of mine suggested starting a blog so we could gain more traction. Here, you may ask me questions about myself or the motel.

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this account is managed by @babyteethbrianjones!

both norman bates and the manager of this account are minors. (this is pre-season 5. i’d say this blog takes place around seasons 1-3.)

i apologize if i am out of character! i am trying my best!

he/him for norman, he/it for me, the moderator. :)

[norman-batesmotel]

How are you feeling honey?

— Norma

Hello mother. I am well. I hope the same goes for you.

[hotelownerbates]

I’m good honey don’t worry about me i was wondering how have you been since therapy any blackouts lately?

[norman-batesmotel]

There is no need to ask about therapy, mother. It doesn't do much anyway.

[curiositykilledherkitten]

wet specimens at the berlin natural history museum

[roambarefoot]

Preserving birds at the Field Museum. Chicago, 2019

[norman-batesmotel]

How are you feeling honey?

— Norma

Hello mother. I am well. I hope the same goes for you.

[norman-batesmotel]

I have realized it has been quite a while since my last post on this blog. Hello. I had been spending less time on the internet to focus on my other life activities. I am here again.

[norman-batesmotel]

Okay I’m sorry I’ll stop rage baiting you

Thank you.

[norman-batesmotel]

You wanna be with your own mother so bad….

That is disgusting.

[norman-batesmotel]

Boiiii stfu your moms hot 🥵

She is quite beautiful, but I do not appreciate vulgar language being used towards her at all.

[indigo-a-creeping]

[deadbirdsdaily]

Prep No.KHE99

Cooper’s Hawk

Astur cooperii

So she did have a few more juvenal feathers than the one breast feather. It’s subtle but you can see her one brown secondary left in her wing of adult feathers.

[hotelownerbates]

Ur so hot ily

Thanks

[norman-batesmotel]

Whoever this is, please refrain from making comments like this towards my mother.

[norman-batesmotel]

Normannn!

Yes, mother?

[hotelownerbates]

What did you say to Sheriff Romero? And why were you at the station?

[norman-batesmotel]

Oh, it is nothing to worry about, mother. He was just asking me a few questions about Miss Watson. I am sure he has asked many of the other students about it as well.

[norman-batesmotel]

Normannn!

Yes, mother?

[norman-batesmotel]

It has been unbelievably cold lately. I am very grateful for my mother reminding me to wear my coat.

[hotelownerbates]

“ i don’t want you to get a cold or something that’s the last thing i want now “

[norman-batesmotel]

Of course not, mother. Though you should also consider yourself from time to time… You are always heading in and out of the house after all.

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Young fox struck by a car while hunting a mourning dove

[norman-batesmotel]

It has been unbelievably cold lately. I am very grateful for my mother reminding me to wear my coat.