[margotryan]

hey, i didn’t say i wasn’t good, but there’s always room for improvement!

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

if i show you, yo ass better be ready to work. 

[margotryan]

oh mani, come on! it’s common knowledge that you’re the best dancer in the group! in the world, maybe.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

 i wouldn’t say the world, but i’ve seen your moves on stage, so i don’t know what you’re talking about. shall i pull up receipts to show you that you’re an amazing dancer too?

[margotryan]

that’s not true! i’m nowhere near as good as you. 

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

who you tryna lie to?

[margotryan]

only if you promise to show me how to use mine as well as you use yours.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

okay fine, but honestly you don’t need me to show you how to mine in order to use yours. 

[bcldwincs-deactivated20161111]

      can someone explain to me what the appeal of ‘dating naked’ is? i mean i guess it helps cut the tension and vulnerability when it comes to dating, but does it really make much of a difference? or is it just for shock value that these two total strangers are gonna go on a date naked? i mean i wouldn’t mind doing it because being naked is pretty fun, but i just don’t get it?

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

is that a tv show or something? it sounds familiar, kinda sounds similar to that one show about being naked.. oh no wait, i’ve heard of it. i think i saw a preview of it on tv the other day. maybe it’s so they ... can become.. comfortable with each other?

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

[  ₜₑₓₜ Fᵣₒₘ ₜYₗₑᵣ ! ]

TYLER: full confession i watch dr. phil, i love that shit, i eat that shit for breakfast

NORMANI: okay how many "you are not the father" stories have you heard since watching that?

[margotryan]

i miss you too. let’s catch up now that i’m doing better. i think i’m going through withdrawals from your ass. 

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

come grace me with your presence so that you won’t have anymore withdrawals. i’m glad you’re doing better. 

[bitterhemmings-blog]

alright, i’ve confused myself too. i’m trying to understand time travel. so lets say, time travel was invented and i, twenty year old luke, go back in time to tell fifteen year old luke that DUDE YOU DID IT. obviously, fifteen year old luke is going to freak out, because time travel and the confrontation that all your dreams come true he didn’t have very high goals and this gives him a heart attack, obviously. that, would wipe me, twenty year old luke, out of existence because, well i died five years before i could ever go back and tell him this LIFE SHATTERING news. so because i stop existing from that moment on, i don’t age and i don’t play warped because i’m buried in a box and HOPEFULLY in a better place, so in theory, i don’t exist to play warped or go back in time and tell him, so he wouldn’t die?  so, i could play warped? do you see my issue here? how long can this loop?

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

time travel would make things so much more easier. right so going back to five years ago when you were fifteen. oh my gosh you wouldn’t exist if that were to happen though. but if you go back in time and tell fifteen year old luke what you did, wouldn’t that cause a complication in the time space continuum? whoa i sound like i’ve been watching back to the future way too many times to even understand myself here. or i just learned that from phil of the future. so in the end you shouldn’t go back in time five years ago to tell fifteen year old luke what you’ve done because then you wouldn’t be where you are today. now that makes me question you, ‘would you really want that to happen? because if you died at fifteen, then you wouldn’t be this successful at all.  that’s like me going back to fifteen year old me way back before x factor and telling my past self how far I’VE made it and her having a heart attack at such a young age, then i would exist. 

[margotryan]

yeah, i know. missed you, mani bear. just had to separate myself as much as possible from everything, you know? focus on me for a bit.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

i missed you too, lo. it’s weird not hearing you talk as much or hang out with us as much.. i miss you a lot. yeah it’s okay i understand you don’t have to explain anything to me. 

[margotryan]

you’d think jet lag wouldn’t bother me anymore but fuck, i’m all over the place. i’m exhausted, and i just want to go to sleep and never wake up. do you happen to have a spare bottle or three of melatonin? 

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

it’s nice to finally hear from you.. i mean we’re basically together 24/7 but i barely even talk to you or like just see you as much as i’d like to. 

[greysfamhq]

i went to coffee bean today to get my morning coffee and i told the barista my name and she said, ‘why are you saying your name is sasha, you’re ashley benson right’? i looked at her, then i looked around very confused, then i said, ‘no.. i’m sasha, pretty sure i’m sasha.’ i don’t think she believed me because in the end she ended up writing ashley… apparently i’m ashley today.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

you mean you’re not ashley?

[fftbdtbd]

Starting the last episode of a series you’ve been  binge watching is exciting but also like…. what do I do with my life now…? I’m Cierra and clearly I have my priorities right.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

i hear ya, i hate when i finish the series i’m watching, but thankfully if a show has a following season i have that to look forward to on tv. nice to meet you Cierra, i’m Normani.

[npcal-blog]

           “So it’s official, cooking and I just don’t go together. Nope, nada. Never again. It wasn’t meant to be, and it will never be. I guess we’re just not compatible like that, ya know? But all is well, girls and squirrels, as my mother had once thought me how to stop, drop, and roll– finally that technique came in handy. And now that the madness is over, I might sneak back into the kitchen and make myself a sandwich instead.”

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

you can’t cook? i’m more of the cook in the group, ally’s more of the baker. so you put us in the kitchen it’s like making a feast. just make sure you don’t use the oven and you should be fine.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

TEXT TO ANYONE

KYLIE: babe you have to think positive !! bc life is unexpected and you never know what's around the corner honestly :))

KYLIE: yay good !! this will be a wild and brilliant night :))) i can't wait

Normani: you know I try to. but we'll see i guess.

Normani: i'm excited! :))

[bitterhemmings-blog]

well fifteen year old luke would probably die and then twenty one year old luke wouldn’t exist, so maybe i shouldn’t do that. wait, this brings up a very important time travel question, so if i went back and fifteen year old luke dies, twenty year old luke would never play warped so fifteen year old luke would never die? how does it work?

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

Okay I have no idea what you just said because you lost me with the whole fifteen year old luke dying and all that crap.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

TEXT TO ANYONE

KYLIE: aw babe same to u tho !! ur gorgeous and there's a guy out there who is gonna treat u like a queen :)))

KYLIE: me and camila are going out when she finishes tour ??? u can come with if u want ??

Normani: thank you love. i doubt i'd be able to find someone who will though.

Normani: hell yes count me in.

[normcnikcrdci-blog]

TEXT TO ANYONE

KYLIE: i'm so glad u get it babe, like ugh where are all the good men ??? :///

KYLIE: sex is a great and wonderful thing but it's like it's disappeared for me. tips are defo needed i think :)))

Normani: of course i get it. You're beautiful, i'm sure you'll find a great guy who will treat you like royalty.

Normani: same here, babe. being on tour it's hard to find some action.