Internet Bear

Hello I am a real polar bear on the internet http://www.furaffinity.net/user/northernzip

[metallteef]

this is reigen arataka’s special move, tik tok eboy throat grab

[deaddolin]

reblog to be filled with rice instantly

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[suppermariobroth]

Mario being poisoned in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time.

[queenwhiskey]

[killscreen]

[geniusoflove]

moodboard

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]

[necromaria]

Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

[necromaria]

Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.

[tommywiseau]

[sillyzone]

My last brain cell is heart shaped

[crows-curios]

Im might be a fool but oh dang am i full of love!

[neopets-hentai]

God I hate inflation

[neopets-hentai]

The financial concept, not the fetish

[neopets-hentai]

LOVE the fetish

[mettic]

nople dople

[spleenyo]

wow big mood i mean this shit moves like fuck man

[mettic]

i dont know what the fuck you just said but i agree

[rochichan]

once i saw this post i had to draw it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

I HATE STIM INSTAGRAM

[femboycloudstrife]

the noises in this video are what i imagine the sound of breaking your pelvis while taking a shit sounds like 

[nootofboot]

oh man that’s some cute anime picture right there, wait, what’s that in the corner.

oh

oh no

[nootofboot]

IT’S BACK BABY!!!

[lizardsister]

heh…. kinda looks like…. heheh…… you know ;) 

[avvocarlo]

decapitated head with a smoking neck hole

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

pow! shit his head clean off!!

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

Shit

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

Shot

[unclefather]