knocking outside when we could bang down the door

18+ indie roleplay. multi-muse, multi-ship semi-selective but won't bite i'm all kinds of annoying.

[northernroleplayer]

howdy

if you haven’t guessed, this is a pinned post.

I'm Moo,  I’m thirty-three years old and my pronouns are she/her. I live in Canada in the EST timezone. I got my start roleplaying in like 2009/2010 as Hale from Lost Girl and have since had many many muses, both OCs and canon alike. I do like to plot, I’m just super shy so I might not approach you first. This blog is indie, multi-muse, and multi-ship. Using beta. 

Anyway, if you wanna know anything else, please message me, I promise I’m friendly. 

Here are some links you might find useful:

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Have a thread with me? Find it by searching “ft (muse’s name)” - example: ft sam

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR THE ROMANCE OF BANTER, PLAYFUL SARCASM, AND USING JOKES TO HIDE HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT THEM *  assorted dialogue, some of which have some implied sarcasm built in (so just feel free to specify with "/s" at the end of each line), adjust as necessary

admit it. you're in love with me.

if only i had someone to go out with...

a date would be really nice right about now.

i might reconsider if you bring me flowers.

were you being serious back there?

did you just try to impress me?

was that another joke, or were you telling the truth?

we agreed that if no one asked us, we'd go together.

keep telling yourself that!

here it comes! the big love confession i've been waiting for!

you've been in love with me since the day we met.

you visited me in my dreams last night.

i know you're in love with me. you just won't say it outloud.

we can't hide this forever.

don't make me beg.

if you weren't so cute, you'd be annoying.

you're not very good at hiding how you feel.

you've been staring at me for a long time now.

is that what you really think of me?

you have feelings for me. admit it.

so what if i've been lying this whole time? for good reason!

you don't make this whole love thing any easier.

you make life difficult.

you're a piece of work.

is that how you really feel?

you're lucky you're so cute.

you're not really going out with them, are you?

i thought we... nevermind.

consider me impressed.

am i annoying you right now?

you didn't like that comment, huh.

i was only kidding!

you wish we were kissing right now.

oh, you'd just love to hear me beg.

i love our little back and forth.

sooner or later we'll have to come clean about how we feel.

i'm not good at hiding my emotions.

when were you going to tell me you were in love with me?

i actually hate your guts.

keep talking like that and you'll see how i really feel.

can your head get any bigger?

was that a joke?

were you just playing with me?

you didn't actually mean that, right?

hang on. you didn't just say that.

that was a joke, right?

this is just how we are when we're together.

i tease you, you tease me.

you and i have always been like this.

if i'm not annoying you, what's the point?

i'm allergic to tickling.

they said we'd make a cute couple. can you believe that?

are you always this annoying?

if i kiss you, will you turn into a prince? yes, i'm implying you're a frog.

you're lucky i love you so much.

you take that back!

that was uncalled for!

this means war!

this calls for a duel!

i'm challenging you to an arm wrestle.

last one there is a rotten egg!

i'm not racing you!

stop looking at me like that.

you stare at me a lot.

i know, i know. i'm irresistable.

something on my face?

a little bird told me you're in love with me.

prove me wrong.

[northernroleplayer]

Sam felt dumb. The second she came back into the room and saw her hand on his shoulder, Sam knew she wasn't the one. The fact that she had even had dreams of meeting his parents, getting a dog, growing old together, pissed her right off. She should've known better than to fall for a fucking guy. She rolled her eyes and stormed up to the pair, the skank laughing as her hand slid down his arm. "You look thirsty, here's your drink," she tossed the liquid directly into his face, dropping the plastic cup at his feet and then turned to the bitch who was giving him too much attention. "You look thirsty too," she tossed her drink into the girls face. Seething, without another word, she turned and started towards the door.

When she got outside, she took a deep breath of the cold air and leaned against the wall. Adrenaline was coursing through her veins. "Fuck!" she cursed into the air, scaring the group of people standing outside the seedy bar. She wanted to punch something.

[northernroleplayer]

hi!

i know it's been years but if anyone remembers me, i'd be down to rp again!!!

[northernroleplayer]

i am still alive

[givemeangstymemes]

What do you think I, the mun, am like?

Reminder: Stay respectful!

[northernroleplayer]

sorry i haven’t been around

i’ve been in the hospital because of a lung issue that they don’t believe is actually happening. i fucking hate doctors, they are so dismissive with me. i’m not a hypochondriac. i actually cant breath and have pain in my chest like can you please help me

[northernroleplayer]

this weekend was a lot and i need to unpack that. i am very overwhelmed

[northernroleplayer]

scinglives​:

Sofia didn’t dare meet his eyes, feeling her heart pounding beneath her chest as he held on to her hand, feeling his small touch calming her down slightly. How did he manage to still do this to her? She bit her lip and took in a deep breath, if she made plans with him for later she was just going drive herself crazy over how she was going to tell him. Her mouth opened to tell him that she finished in a few hours but nothing came out. “I’m pregnant.” She said and stopped as soon as the realised that the words had escaped her lips. Oh fuck. “If you want to know what’s wrong, I’m pregnant and here is not the place we should be talking about this.” She said and looked down at his chart to make sure everything was okay, not wanting the entire hospital to hear this conversation.  

Dom heard her words but it didn't seem right. She was pregnant? He scrunched up his brows in obvious thought as the sentence reverberated in his brain, knocking things into place. He had a plethora of questions but before he could speak she was instructing that the hospital wasn't the best place to talk. "Okay," he agreed, studying her face as she looked down to his charts. They needed to talk about what this meant for them, for their future child. He was only assuming it was his though -- one of his many questions for her. He played his emotions close to his chest so it was hard to read how he was feeling in this moment. Dom, wasn't sure anyway. It's not like he hadn't imagined himself a father at some point. He wasn't entirely convinced now was a best time, though it wasn't like he had a say in that now. He felt fear, and joy, and confusion, acceptance and denial. He needed some time to reflect but he didn't wanna put off the inevitable talk that very much needed to happen. "Did you want to come to my place when you're done Is there anything you need?"

[receiptsofwhiskey]

Send my muse love letters on anon. Bonus points if you drop a hint on who sent it.

[northernroleplayer]

i had an influx of ppl follow me today so if any of you want to plot, pls msg me!!

[northernroleplayer]

drunk mentions

i'm gettin drunk at my dads, want to do replies but ya know

[northernroleplayer]

anyone wanna do anything with tillie, my magicians OC? her fc is jennifer morrison and she's 35-40. she's kind of a lone wolf, and comes off a little bit bitchy and sarcastic at times. but she can be sweet and momma like if she trusts you. she takes on jobs in the magical world for money. has a pretty little nest egg from a job she took a year ago. she has cold manipulation. loves magic, parents weren't magicians. former talentedphysical kid at brakebills. ummmm i'm still developing her but if anyone wants her, i'm around

[northernroleplayer]

OPEN: mutuals & non mutuals - f - 25+

Russ' ex wife had a new boyfriend. It irked him. He met the guy once and didn't like him. He especially didn't want this douche near his kids. Josephine and Matthias were his whole world and he would do anything to protect them. Though he didn't have to do much because they seemed to like this guy, much to his dismay. He wondered if that was because he had all the fancy toys like a big house and expensive cars and a boat. The man came out with his ex wife when Russ was walking up the sidewalk to their old house with Jo and Matty in tow. The kids breezed passed him and right into the new boyfriend, giving him a hug. It made Russ' back get up. The two young ones ran off with the new guy, back into the house, leaving Russ and his ex alone. The looming man watched as they disappeared, laughing the whole way, and then turned back to his wife.

"Seriously? What do you even see in this guy?"

[northernroleplayer]

OPEN: mutuals & non mutuals - f - 35+

"You're really not gonna freak me out, I've seen some fucked up shit." She didn't know his profession. Demonologist for hire. DIdn't pay half bad either but the downside was he had seen too much. He typically didn't disclose what he did without prompting. Especially to new people he was meeting for the first time at the bar. "Go ahead, shock me."

[northernroleplayer]

OPEN: mutuals or non mutuals - m - 21+

"You've been staring all night. Do you wanna buy me a drink or dance?"

[northernroleplayer]

is everyone asleep? :((((