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!semi-hiatus! welcome stay awhile won't ya ◢ main for multiple indie muses ◣ ◢ oc & canon ◣ ◢ nsfw ◣

[herwatcher]

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴡᴏʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜɪs sᴏʀʀʏ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴs sᴀʏɪɴɢ & ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ.

                                    ——what they shouldn’t have to.

[innxcuus-deactivated20151229]

Casual reminder about sending me memes;

[missjournalauthor-archived]

If you are hesitant to do so because-

Our characters don’t know each other/don’t interact in canon

I don’t care

Send me the meme

Do it

You think I’m swamped with memes/replies

I probably am

I don’t care

Do it

Seriously, unless I say ‘don’t do it,’ do it

You assume that I don’t want to interact

?????????????????

What the even heck

Send me the meme

You think I don’t like you

Stop this

ILY, I promise

I will love you more if you send me the meme

Just kidding I will love you either way

But really

The meme

Send it

You’re afraid you might be breaking one of my rules by sending it

Check my rules

If you’re on mobile, drop me an ask and make sure it’s okay

If it’s all good, then send the meme

Tl;dr- Send me the memes.

[vellosbelleran-deactivated20220]

[northernroleplayer-blog]

&-- *silently sobs* someone do the thing

[northernroleplayer-blog]

&-- starter call for Daniel

[peachrpc-deactivated20160515]

some random au’s i really want yikes

police officer and lawyer fall in love au

you’re my new neighbour and what do you mean your family can’t make it for christmas, you can stay with my family, it’s christmas after all au

we’re best friends and i have a lowkey crush on you but i don’t want to tell you because i don’t want to ruin our friendship and lose you au

my parents still think i’m dating someone and i asked you for this favour even though i hate you but you’re the last person i knew to ask au

we used to be best friends but now you’re famous and why are you sitting in my dining room talking with our parents and telling me you’re staying for christmas au

i need a new roommate and you applied for it but we hate each other, but it’s the only way to pay the rent and bills au

we’re both famous and oops, i think i’m falling in love with you even if my management team says i can’t au

[murdockguilt]

i want a plot in which muse a and muse b have been best friends for the longest time, as in “I remember when she fell out of a tree when we were ten and being so scared, but she was just laughing,” i want best friends who are in love and muse a dates boy after boy, because that’s what she likes, and muse b holds her while she cries, but muse a also knows that muse b has been too good to her for too long and she doesn’t deserve this, muse b doesn’t deserve this. muse a has known about muse b having a crush on her since they were thirteen and punch drunk on bad music and sugar and tiny braids with beads, but she didn’t want to lose sleepovers or her second set of parents or the trail of boys she was already stringing behind her, and she let her best friend want her, and she kind of loved it, felt guilty, but loved it. worse is, muse b knows she knows. muse b won’t say anything til she does. 

[outtamindx-blog]

how about a ’We met at 14, fell in love at 16, ran away at 18, and separated at 21– I never knew what happened to you, up until my first day of college where I was walking through downtown with my textbooks (because I got my shit together duh) and bam there you are, sitting on the street, still wearing the clothes I left you in. This is gonna be awkward, isn’t it ???’ au

[rahullkohli]

no but regarding childhood friends to lovers plots, consider that it’s not all rainbows and puppies:

your childhood friend knows everything about you, every tiny stupid detail. everything from that time you were 5 and so sick you puked all over your cat, to the first time you were drunk and told the busdriver that you wanted to make out with him because of his cool mustache

they will be close with your parents who will feel like they have a right to know everything about your relationship

your parents gave you the sex talk TOGETHER

when you are having a fight they will know every tell of your facial and body language, and they know exactly how to strike to make you feel guilty or angry or hurt - even if they do it without intention

they will use the same nickname your parents used for you when you were growing up, even though you stopped finding it cute when you reached the age of ten

there will be old fights to drag up on a bad day, even if you thought they were settled and done

they have a tendency to think they know what is best for you, and even if it is done out of love it can be super annoying

sometimes they make decisions for you when you are not present, thinking that is what you would do, when really you wanted to try something new for a change

your feet has been cold for twenty years because they always steal the covers and have done since you were kids

your other longtime friends will be constantly using the line “we knew before you did”

your parents will know each other and start planning your wedding when you are still even trying to figure out how to handle going from friends to a couple

[vvosgess]

plots i need because i’m obsessed with romcoms

how to lose a guy in ten days: the bet, the article, both think they’re duping the other

before sunrise: strangers meet, they have a connection, but it has an expiration date

pretty woman: prostitute with a wealthy person– who doesn’t love cinderella?

you’ve got mail: PEN PALS ( you can add in the real life hate for angst )

notting hill: basically people with completely different lifestyles fight for love

groundhog day: ~you must relive the same day until ur good~

what happens in vegas: VEGAS WEDDING!!!! miserable aftermath

uptown girls: nanny falls in love with cynical musican

whats your number: obsessed with having a low sex count, they find their exes

maid in manhattan: MAID&SENATOR (he doesn’t have to be a gross republican tho)

my best friend’s wedding: friend breaks marriage pact and u realize u love them

forgetting sarah marshall: u & ur ex are at the same hotel

bridget jones diary: modern pride and prejudice

sweet home alabama: country gone couture realizes they still love their ex

a lot like love: we’ve met up every few years & i want to tell you i love you each time

10 things i hate about you: BETS!!!!! BETRAYAL!!!!! DYNAMIC PEOPLE!!!!

the proposal: who doesn’t love the fake affair stuff???

the wedding planner: we had a thing once and now i’m helping u with ur wedding

when harry met sally: can men and women be platonic friends?????

500 days of summer: ‘i don’t want a relationship….’ but we do couple things

jersey girl: your the girl i met after my wife died!!!

along came polly: my partner cheated our honeymoon and you helped me forget it

the wedding date: i’m single & sad so i’m bringing a prostitute to my sister’s wedding

the wedding singer: i’m heartbroken and sad and singing at your wedding

sleepless in seattle: i heard you on a radio talk show and i’m OBSESSED

moonstruck: desperate widow falls in love with her slapdash fiance’s brother

no strings attached: besties hookup with no emotions hahahhaha ya right bud

[northernroleplayer-blog]

&--;So I don’t know if you’ll have me back but here I am and I really want to get back into writing over here so if anyone wants to do the thing with any of my muses, message me or like this and I’ll message you.  Please take me back, I missed you guys loads. *puppy eyes for all of you*

ps: if you wanna continue what we had, let me know !

[northernroleplayer-blog]

; -- even tho i hardly rp and even tho i’m not like popular or anything i still feel like the momma of rp and i just wanna love and protect everyone from filthy scum ya know that?

[burnbooking-deactivated20171024]

IN GENERAL :: honestly if you’re going to drop me as a partner and replace me with someone else can you just let me know? I’m not mad or jealous, its just upsetting when you’re constantly talking to someone and they won’t give you the time of day. basically, if you don’t fuck with me tell me so that I don’t fuck with you.

[northernroleplayer-blog]

; -- does anyone wanna do the thing with any of my muses?

[memesforu-blog]

Send "You brought this on yourself" for my muse's reaction to being gagged by yours.

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Send me a (•⊙ω⊙•) if you want to interact with me but have no idea how to start.

[northernroleplayer-blog]

;-- gonna get taquitos and then does anyone wanna do anything? im feelin new threads rn. hmu! <3

[northernroleplayer-blog]

; -- hihi!