Ei kald knivsegg.

This isn't my life... where am I? [closed Nyo!Norway rp for wondertalia]

[norwayinhell]

I just followed a rabbit for a full hour. 

[professorswede-blog]

Oh, ya too? It’s alright. I’ve missed baking anyway and now that I actually have a place where I can bake, I wanted to make something…

[norwayinhell]

I could dissect a cat with no trouble but the moment I see fresh blood, everything goes down hill. 

Where would we even find cake stuff?

[professorswede-blog]

Um… no one if ya help me find the ingredients… I’ll make one for ya if ya want? Spice cake is delicious.

[norwayinhell]

Really? That's good because I do not think I could kill anyone. 

[norwayinhell]

Who do I have to kill for a piece of spice cake?

[principessamagenta-deactivated2]

Doesn’t really sound like a decent title to be honest.

[norwayinhell]

I am okay with it. Girls are nice. 

[principessamagenta-deactivated2]

How can you be the “main supplier of homosexuality”?

[norwayinhell]

I am not sure but if you consider Scandinavia, it is a pretty decent title. 

[norwayinhell]

Hello, my name is Dr. Sylvi Berg and I have been told I am the main supplier of homosexuality produced in Scandinavia. 

[kumihoidol]

If you don’t have pasta, I don’t think we can be friends.

[norwayinhell]

I would not even know where to find pasta here. 

[kumihoidol]

I want to make your pasta hot. 

[norwayinhell]

...I don't have pasta. 

[norwayinhell]

I haven't talked to a troll in weeks.

[usapin]

speak your language day is over but here’s an important lesson about the norwegian language

[sovedanser-deactivated20141005]

{I don’t have any idea what it could be either, and I’m not exactly well-informed on my family’s medical history. Environmental biology… I guess so. I dance. Ballet. It’s not a fancy degree, but…} [shrug]

[norwayinhell]

{Don't feel bad. I would have been a figure skater had I not ruined my shoulder and several ligaments.}

[sovedanser-deactivated20141005]

{I think I fell? I don’t remember clearly, and I’m not sure why I would have fallen. I was tripping and dropping things a lot before all this happened… What kind of work do you do?}

[norwayinhell]

{That's a little worrisome, especially since whatever it was put you into a coma. I'm a environmental biologist. I had some delicate samples that I needed to test as soon as possible... I guess they're worthless now.}

[sovedanser-deactivated20141005]

{They said we’re all in a coma; but I still don’t understand how it happened to me. I just remember my home, and getting ready to go to the studio… What do you do?}

[norwayinhell]

{I'm... not sure. I don't think I hit my head or anything. I just remember my coffee tasting different and not caring because I had work to do.} 

[sovedanser-deactivated20141005]

{Not just you. It’s annoying as hell. Everything about this place is uncomfortable.}

[norwayinhell]

{One moment I was in my nice, quiet office and the next I'm seeing someone getting murdered with a rock. I didn't sign up for whatever this is.}

[sovedanser-deactivated20141005]

Eirik Hansen. Artig å treffe deg.

[norwayinhell]

[Hums an agreement] {Is it me or do the people get unbearably loud here?}

[obsidiansprincess]

Norwegian is dumb. Come to Iceland.

[norwayinhell]

Norway or no way. 

[obsidiansprincess]

Come to Iceland.

[norwayinhell]

Why not? I heard the girls are pretty there. 

[obsidiansprincess]

Come to—[blinks] Oh. Really? [the “come to Iceland” thing has never worked before she’s a bit out of her depth now]

[norwayinhell]

I'll consider it for my next vacation. [Raises a brow] Hopefully the weather will be more bearable than it was in Spain.