idyllicy

| she/they | lesbian | writer |

[dcvina-claires]

absolutely obsessed with this non soc reader’s take on jan van eck

[ironwingedhawk]

Three tickets for the Barbie movie, please.

[hungwy]

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

[kushblazer666]

[fiendlings]

[pamesjatterson]

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

[ortiies]

No thoughts head empty only Gravity Falls since 2016

[firefox-official]

sorry ppl are being weird to you about liking murder. what's your favourite murder fact.

when you kill someone they die

[juenavei]

him a star now!

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone. As of today, it still smells.

For yohoyohoadisneylifeforme

[zip-a-dee-lady]

My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

[moontouched-moogle]

stop drinking the pirate water

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

[zip-a-dee-lady]

I hate this post so goddamn much. I cannot believe how many of you think I actually drank the water. I hope when it all evaporates away that this post goes with it.

[zip-a-dee-lady]

Guess what assholes

[karlmarxbongrip]

2020 really taking everything from us huh 😔

[zip-a-dee-lady]

I am sad (happy) to report: my water has officially 100% dried up. Which means it’s time for this post to die along with it.

[melthehoneybee]

Imagine saying the water dried up as if you didn’t drink it

[zip-a-dee-lady]

About 10 years too late with this info

[melthehoneybee]

I bet you wished you knew that so you could really age that water before drinking it

[zip-a-dee-lady]

[catasters]

[horrorofthebeast]

You deleted my caption :*(

[horrorofthebeast]

Here it is bc u deleted it:

Gabageebabo

[villainofthepiece]

[jumex]

Something is deeply wrong with many of you. Have a good day ❤️

[dustycathedral-deactivated20230]

the sunday sermon condensed into 12 words

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[kiranightart]

A whole collection of Six of Crows art commissioned by Once Upon a Wick in 2019! Unreleased until now. 

Inej, Kaz, Jesper, Wylan, Nina, Matthias, Ketterdam, and The Ice Court.

[1eos]

im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"

[liverpriest]

Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem

[iwillnotremember]

It’s ok to be jealous and mad and sad and angry and any other “negative” emotion… You’re not being toxic you’re being human. The point at which you become toxic is when you’re letting these emotions seep into how you treat others