Garbage-Lord @nosferatushy - Tumblr Blog

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

roycohn

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

untitledgoosegay

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

pukicho

Please stay

pinniposting

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

deathwarlock

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

harrystyles420

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

flipchild

cityelf

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

dilf-din

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

cityelf

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

chosenofthegods

That is a new level of containment breach

georgiansuggestion

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

luckyartisanllama

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

lezcatnoir

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

alsuper2

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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gluten-free-pussy

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

inthefallofasparrow

umulata

They saw you from across the club and they liked your blood type

Stolen from here!! Thank you mr Bogosian I hope you don't mind!!!

yeah I did it again, you can't stahp me. the old man is just the perfect canvas

#iwtv #iwtv amc #interview with the vampire fanart #interview with the vampire #armand #daniel molloy #devils minion #armand iwtv #armandaniel #eric bogosian

mothicalspoken

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

inconspectus

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

copperbadge

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.