Bald 4 Bald Aleheather

20, Rob, ROTI truther, Pahkitew appreciator. Imprisoning Tyler in the time crystal

[totalswagisland]

chef hatchet and eva mentor & mentee relationship would be so fucking powerful

[totalswagisland]

her being brought back because of chris and chefs whims sort of adds to this too. i figure chris wasn't as much for it as chef (chris is kind of a little bitch and eva kicked him pretty hard before she left the first time so i think he'd be a little against her getting the chance to win 100k again, even with her drama potential). meanwhile chef is like that fucked up angry girl has potential let's let her back in

[tooblindtizzy]

typa shit I've been doing lately

[total-drama-raptor]

[td-rarepairs]

As an Aleowen fan I am constantly haunted by demons (and by demons I mean the thoughts of a post-TD domestic Aleowen au where Alejandro gains weight to signify that he's happier in life, well cared for, and is healing from his trauma.)

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[td-rarepairs]

jameron (Jo / Cameron) reigns supreme honestly. She’s a highly competitive physical threat and also one of the few people who can keep up with Cam mentally because Jo is a really good strategist and manipulator which like nobody gives her credit for. They have that mentor mentee thing going on which starts off basically as her bullying him but it becomes mutual respect by the end when he makes a ruthless strategic play like she would’ve. They play mind games on their teammates for strategy and play mind games on each other for fun. Cam is one of pretty few contestants who has a friendship alliance while also simultaneously maintaining a purely strategic alliance. They’re both assigned transgender by Lightning. I just like their dynamic it’s like if Alejandro and Heather were a different kind of insane. Cam Jo Lightning is the dream final 3 to be completely honest

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[ver0nica985]

justin posting. hes so my fave ever

[constellaj]

total drama is a bad show and nobody should watch it

[ribs02]

i needed to get this off my chest

[noskilljock]

I just think that at all times Izzy is like one annoyance away from dropping everything and joining a Count Olaf style villainous acting troupe. Like she’s just itching for a chance to drop some orphans over a cliff. Dress up in disguises. Steal the Baudelaire diamonds. Feed widows to the tigers or whatever. I think it’d be a fulfilling environment for her

[footemoji]

Duncan and Alejandro kiss and their soul patches get stuck together. Chef has to put them down like a horse with a broken leg. SAD. Well there’s other programs

what the fuck did i just read

[footemoji]

im sorry lindsay is my fav character to draw :3

should i do these for all the contestants??

[td-sasquatch]

You’ve got to be kidding! A game for teens and hosts

[td-sasquatch]

[noskilljock]

Action era Duncan Eva Justin friendship do you see my vision? I’ve been sort of entertaining an action rewrite only in my head with Eva and a few others there and this came about sooooooo naturally like I really think these three would get along really well if circumstances put them together theyd all be Courtney’s pawns in some post-merge alliance because they’re all easily led around but they’re also all like rude assholes with warring superiority complexes and I think Duncan always gravitates toward his meanest friends. Like it’s less of a three way friend group and more like they’re mutual friends with Eva. Her and Duncan are evil gym buddies and she’s in love with Justin kind of but she also thinks he’s pathetic and Duncan and Justin get along surprisingly well but mostly while scheming, and Justin can’t scheme for shit so he’s pretty much fine with going along with whatever they suggest. And they’re all obsessed with either proving themselves to or betraying Courtney who doesn’t give a shit. Like to Courtney these people are an ant farm. World’s most backstabbing centred friend group. Do you see the vision? I’m seeing the vision

[crunchyharold]

im not like u normies. i dont "ship" jock i want them to fight to the death and brick is crying and pissing himself the whole time

[noskilljock]

It’s important that’s a pretty even match but Brick is still crying and pissing himself like he’s losing badly

[crunchyharold]

harold as papyrus undertale

[novodontia-deactivated20260511]

that's all well and good but who's his sans????

[crunchyharold]

u kno i was wondering. and i do not know. if anyone knows who is papyharold's sans lmk x

[noskilljock]

this is a real major league late reply but if Harold is Papyrus then I think that makes Heather Sans

[courtney-deserved-better]

I mean B is totally the obvious one, being nonverbal and all. I don’t know where I fall on that tho shrug emoji. I feel like he’s the type have his hearing aids turned off like all the time. But I also hc Ella as hog for no real reason I just like it for her wait nevermind ask is about something else now I just realized that says hog yaaayyyyy hog typo

Oh also btw Katie + Sadie are sooooo autismal it’s unreal

hog ella!!!