the golden one

stressing out about it all

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http://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7a4b4874-afd3-4a29-b3cf-1475dc410d63

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The worst feeling in the world is when someone in your contacts dies and you don't have the heart to delete the number.

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"One time, in high school, a girl called me and said 'Come over, nobody's home'. So I went over, and nobody was home."

-My dad

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I need a friend to hype me like Captain America hypes Bucky

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So for my drama class we had to do this scene where we were casting spells to make guys fall in love with us and marry us. Don't ask me why, but to cast the spell, we had to rub mud on our faces and then run in a circle around this witches' cauldron thingy laughing and screaming the guy's name and everything. Well, we never got the rights to the play, so we had to change all the names at the last minute to avoid copyright. I said the first name I could think of and that is the story of how I ended up at school running in a circle covered in mud screaming at the top of my lungs to make Dylan O'brien my husband. #teenwolf #dylanobrien #teenwolftuesday

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911: 911, what's your emergency?

me: Hello. Shonda Rhimes just caused a huge scandal within the TV community. She killed McDreamy in Grey's Anatomy. This has been going on for too long. You can't let her get away with murder.

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Why Blake griffin looking like he on the 74th Annual Hunger Games tho? #blakegriffin #mockingjay

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I literally found this kid and asked him what he was doing and that is exactly what he said.

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When I was in third grade there was this girl who had already started her period and this boy that was friends with her was looking through her backpack for food and he found a pad. The wrapper said "Feminine Napkins" on it. The boy picked it up and started saying in front of everyone "Why do girls have their own napkins? Why do they get special treatment? I want special napkins!" and now I just wonder what he thinks about himself when he looks back on that.

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Dad: So I see you've been writing poetry and causing a political uproar Herminia: *stuffs breadsticks in purse* I have to go... #psat2015

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Urban outfitters be like- Vintage drinking appliance and chocolate accessories-

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My friend got dress coded for wearing a short dress and they literally made her wear this wizard robe so she "wouldn't be a distraction"?

[disneybelongstoourchildhood]

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"Never send a walrus to do a panther's job."

Jase Robertson

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Don't read this post. But chances are you already did :(

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 yes!