I HATE BLOGGING!

[an ask/rp blog for fanny from bfdi!!]

[not-afan]

UUUGHI HATE TYPING ON DEVICES ITS SO HARD!!! UH. WAIT LET ME

OKAY… HI.

I’M FANNY. THE ONE FROM THAT POPULAR SHOW. A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON RECENTLY, SO I MADE A BLOG LIKE SOME FRIENDS OF MINE HAD TO VENT MY ENDLESS FRUSTRATIONS!!!

OH, AND YOU CAN SEND ME QUESTIONS, I GUESS. THAT TOO. EVEN THOUGH I HATE THEM!!!!! SO… ASK AWAY?

MORE INFORMATION UNDER THE CUT OR WHATEVER.

// hello!!! welcome to mod’s Second rp/ask blog :3

// this one is gonna work a liiiittle differently from the other because: fanny is ALIVE!!! so she can actually physically interact with people!!

// the tags to organise this will be at the bottom, but basically: IF FANNY IS TYPING LIKE THIS, she’s typing on her phone, and “If Fanny is typing like this,” she’s actually speaking!!

// and now mod (it/he) is gonna go over the same information from the other blog!!

RULEBOOK:

• basic DNI (no [blank]phobes or those who discriminate against others, no “pro[blank]s” or such, etc)

• mod is an adult but would prefer nsfw interactions be kept to a minimum outside of jokes because this fandom is full of minors

• mod is in his right to ignore any and all asks it decides he does not wish to answer for any reason. mod is also free to procrastinate on answering asks for as long as he pleases

• magic anons are allowed but can be veto’d whenever mod decides

• mod will interpret any interactions as being over the phone or online unless directly specified otherwise

• mod is not comfortable receiving asks insinuating a character it plays would be experiencing non-disordered plurality and will delete asks it interprets as such

• mod is open to all ships

• this list can be added to at any time

HEADCANONS/BLOG CANON:

• this blog takes place in tpot 22, while the eliminated contestants are wandering around yoyle city. mod will do its best to tag spoilers correctly on any posts where they come up in a notable way for the next week or so after an episode releases

• fanny primarily uses she/her but also uses they and it

• fanny has a charger tail that she can use as an extra limb to make certain tasks easier, despite being a battery-powered fan

• this list can be added to at any time

TAG LIST:

#I HATE TALKING — general ask response or posting tag

#mod notes — mod tag

#I HATE REBLOGS — reblog tag

#I HATE INTERACTING — written roleplay response tag. yknow the fancy kind

#I HATE IMAGES — tag for posts with art mod has made in them

#I HATE BEING… HUMAN? — ask event where fanny was turned into a human

#i love talking! — inverse fanny event

#I HATE BEING SO FUCKING CUTE — that one time fanny had cat ears

• this list can be added to at any time

[not-afan]

Throws a piece of cheese at you

YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FUNNY.

[not-afan]

FANNY, DO YOU HATE THE MOON?

I HATE THE MOON!!!!! THIS IS AN AWFUL SELECTION OF CONTESTANTS TO BE STUCK INSIDE THE MOON WITH!!!

[not-afan]

"Sup fanny! I been doing great recently and no one has been tormenting me lately!"

"..."

"I fear someone is gonna torment in a few days now just because I said that.."

( @im-fine-definitely / StarWand)

HI STARWAND. PLEASE STOP JINXING YOURSELF I ALREADY HAVE TO MONITOR ONE IDIOT

[im-fine-definitely]

"srry :<"

(mod is VERY bored bc no one hasn't been giving me any requests in like AGES now)

[not-afan]

ITS OK I JUST WANT YOU TO STAY SAFE

[not-afan]

"Sup fanny! I been doing great recently and no one has been tormenting me lately!"

"..."

"I fear someone is gonna torment in a few days now just because I said that.."

( @im-fine-definitely / StarWand)

HI STARWAND. PLEASE STOP JINXING YOURSELF I ALREADY HAVE TO MONITOR ONE IDIOT

[not-afan]

Windy should be allowed to talk to the evil and intimidating shadow jester. Good enrichment activity

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!! THAT IS BAD FOR HER AND SHE’S GOING TO END UP HURT!!!! I’M NOT LETTING HER ANYWHERE NEAR THAT WEIRD LITTLE FREAK!!!!!!!!!

[not-afan]

awwww did she get a big ol bow

NO I THINK THAT WAS HER TAIL BUT. HMM

I COULD GET HER A BIG OL BOW? THAT WOULD BE CUTE. LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD GET HER A BIG OL BOW

[not-afan]

how do u feel about b block aka that mischievous purple building block?

REALLY UNTRUSTWORTHY. I DON’T WANT THE OTHER ME TALKING TO THEM THAT MUCH

[not-afan]

Fanny are u aware that the inverted version of you is currently speaking to tormenti?

PICTURE I JUST TOOK OF HER CRYING BECAUSE I TOOK THE PHONE AWAY

[jesterofshade]

hi there, kind stranger! i love you!!!

— (INVERTED) @not-afan

Oh, thank you! You seem quite lovely yourself.

[not-afan]

aaaaa,,, thank you!

an anon told me to speak with you, and they were so lovely and nice to me, so i knew i had to listen to them and meet you!! if um you don’t mind haha

[jesterofshade]

I don’t mind at all! It’s always amazing to meet new people :)

Oh dear, where are my manners? My name is tormenti, it’s a pleasure to meet you! Might I ask what your name is?

[not-afan]

well haha um,,, i… you can call me anything! the anons like to call me invertny or windy sometimes but you can call me whatever you want if you think it fits me!

tormenti is an adorable name, by the way!!! i love it!

[jesterofshade]

hi there, kind stranger! i love you!!!

— (INVERTED) @not-afan

Oh, thank you! You seem quite lovely yourself.

[not-afan]

aaaaa,,, thank you!

an anon told me to speak with you, and they were so lovely and nice to me, so i knew i had to listen to them and meet you!! if um you don’t mind haha

[not-afan]

Hi invertny you’re so nice and you seem easy to manipulate /pos

Hmmm…actually -> @jesterofshade <- go talk to him

thank you! your compliments are… a little strange, but! i’m sure you mean them earnestly! i could never doubt the people i love! i’ll go message him for you now, to prove how much i love you !!

[not-afan]

its NOT pride month, u know what that means Fanny.

HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-afan]

Your turn invertny! Rate the mechanical minds :)

oh, um,, well,, how am i supposed to rate them against each other? i love all of them so much! i’m really sorry but i dont think i can answer this question in good faith

[not-afan]

"ughh.."

"sup fanny, im mentally back after being age regressed or something, I think that's the name of it?"

( @im-fine-definitely )

HI. THIS IS MY LAST ASK WITH YOUR POWERS SO MAYBE GETTING THOSE BACK WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

YOU WERE REGRESSED?????

[Fanny is NO LONGER ALL-POWERFUL!]

[not-afan]

no im just genuinely curious lol. it looks good on you!

(to invertny)

i dont know ,,,im really really sorry for not knowing anon please forgive me im sorry

[not-afan]

Hey, Fanny, aren't you like, worried your clone like

Might not dissappear if you don't get rid of her before your powers run out?

I WAS MORE WORRIED THAT SHE WOULD DISAPPEAR, HONESTLY. EVEN IF I MADE HER BY ACCIDENT SHE COUNTS AS A LIFE NOW AND I HAVE TO KEEP HER SAFE

WHICH IS HARD WHEN SHE ACTS LIKE SUCH A DOORMAT ALL THE TIME!!!!!