I HATE BLOGGING!

[an ask/rp blog for fanny from bfdi!!]

[not-afan]

UUUGHI HATE TYPING ON DEVICES ITS SO HARD!!! UH. WAIT LET ME

OKAY… HI.

I’M FANNY. THE ONE FROM THAT POPULAR SHOW. A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON RECENTLY, SO I MADE A BLOG LIKE SOME FRIENDS OF MINE HAD TO VENT MY ENDLESS FRUSTRATIONS!!!

OH, AND YOU CAN SEND ME QUESTIONS, I GUESS. THAT TOO. EVEN THOUGH I HATE THEM!!!!! SO… ASK AWAY?

MORE INFORMATION UNDER THE CUT OR WHATEVER.

// hello!!! welcome to mod’s Second rp/ask blog :3

// this one is gonna work a liiiittle differently from the other because: fanny is ALIVE!!! so she can actually physically interact with people!!

// the tags to organise this will be at the bottom, but basically: IF FANNY IS TYPING LIKE THIS, she’s typing on her phone, and “If Fanny is typing like this,” she’s actually speaking!!

// and now mod (it/he) is gonna go over the same information from the other blog!!

RULEBOOK:

• basic DNI (no [blank]phobes or those who discriminate against others, no “pro[blank]s” or such, etc)

• mod is an adult but would prefer nsfw interactions be kept to a minimum outside of jokes because this fandom is full of minors

• mod is in his right to ignore any and all asks it decides he does not wish to answer for any reason. mod is also free to procrastinate on answering asks for as long as he pleases

• magic anons are allowed but can be veto’d whenever mod decides

• mod will interpret any interactions as being over the phone or online unless directly specified otherwise

• mod is not comfortable receiving asks insinuating a character it plays would be experiencing non-disordered plurality and will delete asks it interprets as such

• mod is open to all ships

• this list can be added to at any time

HEADCANONS/BLOG CANON:

• this blog takes place in tpot 22, while the eliminated contestants are wandering around yoyle city. mod will do its best to tag spoilers correctly on any posts where they come up in a notable way for the next week or so after an episode releases

• fanny primarily uses she/her but also uses they and it

• fanny has a charger tail that she can use as an extra limb to make certain tasks easier, despite being a battery-powered fan

• this list can be added to at any time

TAG LIST:

#I HATE TALKING — general ask response or posting tag

#mod notes — mod tag

#I HATE REBLOGS — reblog tag

#I HATE INTERACTING — written roleplay response tag. yknow the fancy kind

#I HATE IMAGES — tag for posts with art mod has made in them

#I HATE BEING… HUMAN? — ask event where fanny was turned into a human

#i love talking! — inverse fanny event

#I HATE BEING SO FUCKING CUTE — that one time fanny had cat ears

• this list can be added to at any time

[not-afan]

(I mean, you don’t have to have a cdd to be plural)

// mod has a dissociative disorder and wouldn’t be comfortable portraying a character as plural without one sorry

// mod would also prefer not to receive asks like this anymore if that’s ok. rulebook will be updated to specify this

[not-afan]

Once TPOT is over, you and Bubble will reunite and become besties again!

WE COULD ALSO JUST MEET UP ON THIS APP AND THAT WOULD HAPPEN BUT THAT IS TRUE!!! YOU ARE RIGHT

[not-afan]

I have a suggestion that would both help previous anon and further my “all objects are plural” theory :3333

-riri

MY CHILDHOOD WAS NOT THAT BAD AND IF I HAD A SEGMENTED MIND THAT HAD TO MASK AS BEING WHOLE I WOULD HATE EVERYTHING MUCH MORE

[not-afan]

inverse fanny was so cute and I want her back but I also like normal you a ton and don’t wanna make you suffer but I MISS INVERSE AS WELL???? SHE’S SO BABY. please advise o fanny the wise one

NO ONE LIKES SUFFERING AND BEING TORMENTED. I HATE SUFFERING AND BEING TORMENTED!!! DON’T DO THAT!!! I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKED ME THAT WAY I NEVER WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN

[not-afan]

"Well im glad! someone appreciates my pathetic efforts..

May I treat u to some more cookies with caramel, u dont have to eat them all in one day or by yourself by all means"

-StarWand

(ooc note-> Wowow uhh that small text, pretend they said it quietly enough that only they heard :3)

YEAH I’LL TAKE MORE. I CAN PROBABLY FIND OTHER PEOPLE TO SHARE THEM WITH WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH. YOU CAN DECORATE THEM LIKE PRIDE FLAGS MAYBE

[not-afan]

If it's pride month, what genre of woke are you?

MY GENRE OF WOKE IS DEMISEXUAL BIROMANTIC WITH A PREFERENCE FOR WOMEN. ALL GIRLS SHOULD MESSAGE ME I’M ALWAYS AVAILABLE AND I’LL TREAT YOU WELL UNLESS I DON’T LIKE YOU

[not-afan]

Its pride month Fanny, u know what that means.

HUH?? DO YOU WANT ME TO PREVENT LIKE. GAY DEATH? WHAT

[not-afan]

Are you sure you're not a fan

I HATE NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT ASKS MEAN!!!

[not-afan]

If anyone so much as thinks about reversing Black Hole I will shoot them 78 times.

Anyway, hi Fanny, here are seven raspberry fritters for the trouble.

DON’T WORRY I WON’T TELL ANYBODY IF YOU DO

BUT THE RASPBERRY FRITTERS ARE A FINE SUBSTITUTE FOR HUSH MONEY!! HAHAH

[not-afan]

ima put a random thing just so u can get rid of the cat ears much more early

eggs

-StarWand

THANK YOU!!! YOU’RE MY NEW FAVOURITE PERSON I’VE INTERACTED WITH ON TUMBLR!!!

[Fanny is NOTABLY LESS CUTE!]

[not-afan]

I mean at least they aren’t gonna inverse BH

…fellow anons don’t you dare get any ideas

DO YOU GUYS EVER LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY SOMETHING SHOULDN’T BE DONE. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMETHING THAT ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT BE DONE

[not-afan]

pets u pets u pets u

I WISH I COULD BE PETTED ON MY STUPID LITTLE HEAD RIGHT NOW.FUCK MY LIFE

[not-afan]

All I’m hearing is we can cause more chaos by inverting tree. Thanks for the idea Fanny :3

FOR AIR’S SAKE DON’T DO THAT! DON’T!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST LISTEN TO ME????

[not-afan]

Wouldn’t inverse tree just be pillow❓

NOT EXACTLY BUT CLOSE ENOUGH. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS AND I DON’T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!!!

[not-afan]

i really hope I dont get the same treatment as u, im manifesting i dont get the same treatment.

-StarWand

(OOC HERE BUT IM MANIFESTING THEY DO XDD)

CAN YOU NOT MANIFEST IT IN MY INBOX PLEASE IT JUST RUBS SALT IN THE WOUND AND I HATE IT

[not-afan]

sup my friend aka Yo-yo wants to ask if u like yo-yos

the cat ears are funny but hope u get them off soon

-StarWand

I HATE YO-YOS!!!!! I TRIED TO USE ONE BEFORE AND IT GOT TIED AROUND MY LEG AND I FELL OVER AND PEOPLE LAUGHED AT ME. YO-YO THE OBJECT SOUNDS FINE I DON’T KNOW THEM