Falling down the stairs

absolutely useless, hi

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[angeliicpretty]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[angeliicpretty]

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

[pdfbabe]

they sentenced me to another 2 hours of looking at my phone in bed

[gales-boyfriend]

[parme-san]

everybody's got that one homie posting straight from the valley of the shadow of death

[slovenska-zloba]

(bratislava)

[whenthemoonsreachingout]

domestic animals who would tell me riddles

[travellinghopefully]

Happy Hogswatch

[dduane]

cc: @neil-gaiman :)

[sleepy-bebby]

[lizardsister]

scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer

[lostcryptids]

NO MORE HD we need to make movies blurrier. 

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[kylejsugarman]

so fucked up that walter white is out there right now stealing christmas. just hauling that shit away. and lying to jesse that he’s just taking his tree back to his workshop to fix it up because there’s a light on one side that won’t light quite right and getting him a glass of water and sending him back to bed?? that’s fucked.

[l-art-stuff-l]

[triangleguy]

"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

[feeshies]

Can I still call myself "gothic" if I don't listen to the music, don't take part in the scene, don't know the history, don't wear the clothes, but my structure is supported by large semi-arches extending out and bearing the weight of my walls and ceiling?