My Cat's A Jerk

Tim. 26. Gemini. INFJ. Texan // he/him/his 💉: 4/16/18

[traumatized-tiefling]

Lassiter: nice shooting, detective

Lassiter: Shawn:

[demiboydemon]

[transfemgorgug]

i am a normal human being. i see lassies stern bush and i want it in my mouth, just like any normal human being

[aba-daba-dooo]

[demiboydemon]

[birdyboylassie]

He’s got his autism license

Images created by @loverboysgotoheaven, text created by @starfish-spencer, posted on the Psych Discord

[aturnoftheearth]

february 28th? whats next, february 29th?

[asmolvaporeon]

By Talos this can’t be happening

[b0nkcreat]

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

[b0nkcreat]

live reenactment

[thats-godscomma]

Psych Characters as Kermit Memes

Shawn

Gus

Juliet

Carlton

Henry

Karen

Buzz

Woody

Pierre

Yang

[dragoncarrion]

If i was a middle aged white man I'd wear fish lures as jewelry idc

[dragoncarrion]

I'd serve so much cunt

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t recommend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

[osinthewhite]

I am not a Rose apologist - that would apply she did something worth apologizing for and my queen never did anything wrong

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]

[elixir]

Gordon Mortensen (b. 1938), Meadows Ridge, Woodcut on Paper

[insomniac-arrest]

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[funny-tik-toks]