I am King.

I am Emperor, King of Turf War and the Crust Bucket. Currently not actively battling to allow my younger brother, Prince, to hone his skills as a King in Turf War, and to pursue my quest in bettering myself as a King of the People. • Unreality Warning

[not-emperor]

yaoi ?!

Yaoi.

[not-emperor]

Yaoi

[not-emperor]

are you girlbossing today

I think the proper term is “girlruling.”

[not-emperor]

King Emperor, what is your advice to continue playing? I have felt tired of playing the same game with the same outcome, defeat, in ranked battles. Although we play different modes, what is your advice?

A King's advice is to build a strong bond with your team. Battling with those you are close with makes each battle Exciting; Otherwise, remember that each defeat brings you closer to Victory. Truly, it does not matter whether you lose or win; What matters is, as Team Blue would say, if you have Fun. Do what you must to enjoy yourself.

[not-tintedshades]

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

[not-tintedshades]

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

[not-emperor]

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

[not-tintedshades]

Apartment 476.

[not-emperor]

The King is on his way.

[not-emperor]

(LOUD GENERAL LEE HORN FOLLOWED BY THE CRUST BUCKET CRASHING INTO THE WALL OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX)

The King has arrived.

[not-tintedshades]

What the shit??

[not-emperor]

I have arrived at your location. To send you food.

[not-tintedshades]

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

[not-tintedshades]

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

[not-emperor]

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

[not-tintedshades]

Apartment 476.

[not-emperor]

The King is on his way.

[not-emperor]

(LOUD GENERAL LEE HORN FOLLOWED BY THE CRUST BUCKET CRASHING INTO THE WALL OF THE APARTMENT COMPLEX)

The King has arrived.

[not-tintedshades]

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

[not-tintedshades]

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

[not-emperor]

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

[not-tintedshades]

Apartment 476.

[not-emperor]

The King is on his way.

[not-tintedshades]

I'm fucking hungry. Fest is draining the shit out of me.

[not-tintedshades]

.....

Can someone send me some food? I'll pay you back later.

[not-emperor]

I can drive to your location with the Crust Bucket. Where do you live? :)

[not-ocho]

what would you rather find living in your attic, 1000 roaches or a person

Depends on the phase of the moon.

[not-prinz]

I'd rather have the person!!!! We have one living up there anyways!!!

[not-ocho]

You have a person living in your attic?

[not-prinz]

Yes! They are very kind and I like them!! :)

[not-emperor]

Ah, yes. The person in the attic. They are indeed quite kind.

[not-goggles]

hhow Do i use this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-emperor]

You have successfully used the website by making a post, Goggles. :)

[not-goggles]

I DID IT THIS MEAN S I WON TUMBLR YAY YAY YAY

[not-emperor]

Congratulations! 🎉

[not-goggles]

hhow Do i use this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[not-emperor]

You have successfully used the website by making a post, Goggles. :)

[not-emperor]

Did someone order Fries?

[not-barreleye]

Hi hello!!! You can call me Barreleye or YARRwhal! I made this blog to make some friends and hang out :0

[not-emperor]

Hello, Barreleye! Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[not-emperor]

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS (throws pipe bomb @ you)

Nothing is too fast for the King. However, what do I do with this?

[not-mitsuami]

[not-emperor]

An orbacious specimen.

[not-mitsuami]

[not-emperor]

Hello, little fry.

[not-mitsuami]

[not-emperor]

An orbacious specimen.

[not-prinz]

Goldenrod or Sunny Yellow for today...

[not-emperor]

Gold is the color of a King.

But both colors are nice. :)