42 & Wade Wilson

it's not rocket science. it's not even boat science. don't panic.

[not-even-boat-science]

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ok

[hobolunchbox]

Impressionist

[fehyesvintagemanga]

Naitou Rune

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[jackmeatington]

[awsomecutecats]

He loves getting raked by the back scratcher. He is my zen garden

[blackpyrefly]

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

[petermorwood]

Since cats are couch potatoes, wouldn’t that make him a hasselback…?

[strictlygamee-deactivated201407]

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

[proletariangf]

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The gang infiltrates the nba.

[gaymaul-archive]

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

[airframeextender]

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

[staticandlove]

Shakespeare would write this

[i-wanna-be-cute]

[adhdcoolatta]

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

[theangelwithashotgun8]

That Thor voice fuckin’ one-shotted me

[wordswithkittywitch]

Jared, 19, is the king’s half brother?!

[thesassybunnies]

“My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable“ 

(via)

[the-pigeon-king]

Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[reyairia]

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

[dancing-coyote]

Please. A transcription would be nice.

[gemstone-enemas]

caption:

“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]

[classiestlassie]

Now with transcript!

[a-false-memory]

[thesassyducks]

Ducks walk on snow for the first time. 

(Source)

[justcatposts]

Showing the new guy the ropes 

(via)

[justcatposts]

Kitten enjoying the best bed in existence

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

We adopted a senior doggo and he loves sleeping under our bed. This is our new morning routine. 

(via)

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[girlonline]