I don't have enough middle fingers for this shit

INTJ, Cancer. She/her pronouns. Yes, in case you haven't noticed, I am kind of an asshole. No, I don't do follow-backs, fuck off.  kofiwidget2.init('Buy Me a Coffee', '#f786e4', 'G2G68SJJ');kofiwidget2.draw(); var sc_project=10257625; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="1a311f75"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[reyairia]

This morning my girlfriend was really sleep deprived and asked the cat "are you a little meow meow baby butt?" And I'm still laughing about it.

[bananilo]

Optimus you got to change ur password!! (Let go of her already!!)

Who still puts their ex name as their password anyways <\3 #cringe frr #im jking

[mangotr0nn]

thinking

[mysterious-gizem]

[necrofuturism]

worm themed drag queen named Anna Lydd 🪱💅

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[spider-artdump]

[yikkaart]

Watercolour Megop for the soul🥹❤️

[coefore]

TFN 2026 bag design. :) Journey ends in lovers meeting etc etc

[phillip-bankss]

my transformers comic 10

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[opheliathegrey]

[catpeap]

[vaguelyluciddragon]

Born to be best friends, forced to be enemies (or something like that)

[driftsart]

TFP pre war au-ish I just wanted to draw them :)

[reyairia]

So millennial take from a millennial (shocker), but there's just something inherently funny about the o.o emote that isn't really replicated in any existing emoticon.

o.o

[viloxenn]