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Sheev Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious is a Master Manipulator and the Master Mind of most things. Unfortunately (for him)

I am the Author of this story and thus the Almighty God of his world and

I HATE HIM!!!!

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I just love the idea of the war starting at more or less the same exact time the Jedi are informed that the literal army of clones have chips in their brains that would make them kill them all AND that palpatine is behind the war.

that tropey moment of sudden realization that you are standing on a land mine and the moment you move wrong, everything will explode.

Everyone  going alright act natural—act NATURAL. Picking up magazines upside down, fake whistling, hello commander, i didn’t see you there, oh this? i was just, uh, sharpening my lightsaber.

The troopers are a little hurt and a lot wary—they were made to serve the Jedi but they don’t seem to ever trust them to have their backs, or be alone with them, and they’re pretty sure that that lightsabers don’t even need to be sharpened.

Until a month or however long later when they finally figure out the dechipping process.

Commanders surprised to wake up from what they glumly assumed was going to be decommissioning, considering how sketchy their Generals were acting about the ‘mandatory classified medical procedure’, only to be greeted with extremely anxious Jedi tearfully apologizing for not being able to befriend them earlier, and for leading them into this war, and can I get you another pillow and 

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Time Travels fix it crack fic idea:

-Vader and Ben Kenobi travel back in time,

-as in old man Ben, with a bad knee and light-again Vader as in 'can't survive without suit' suddenly appear during the clone wars.

-Luke was so kind and repaired Vader's body and made him a new suit. (Not a torture chamber disguised as armor, just a life support suit with ~flair~)

-Vader has a few choices of ~words~ with the sepis and he is VERY happy about his new mobility

-Ben is just happy that his Padawan is back by his side now

-Vader stomps into Sidous office and kills him (There is a reason why Papelfuck made the torture suit) (Ben is sad that he didn't get to do it.)

-To the horror of the Jedi order, Vader switches between the Light and Dark side of the force as if he is simply switching weapons (which he is for the record!)

-Ben would like everyone to leave his not-so-young-Padawan alone, he returned to the light! So who cares if he uses darksider powers

-Ben is VERY proud of how strong Vader turned out, especially because he stopped killing people.

-Everyone is horrified by Vader's casual use of the force. (he lived in a stiff ass suit, he needed the force as a medical aid, now he is used to that. So yes he will continue to use it, shut it)

-Ben joined once he realized, that he won't be hunted for using the force now. (He now has tea floating behind him where ever he goes :) )

-Ben and Vader are WAY TO casual about the happenings of the next few years (WTF happened ??? Senior General's?! Why are you snorting when Windu says Window??? ) and they refuse to elaborate. Everyone is dying of curiosity and horror.

-Ben appears before Dooku and talks with him, Dooku is confused

-Vader cleans 10 years worth of darksider mind fuckery out of Skywalkers Brain (Jedi order is HORRIFIED at the amount)

-also he just Yoinks the chips out of clones heads, very painful but quick. (who is gonna stop him)

-Vader walks across battlefields and every droid is Scrap, without stopping. Everyone stares, Ben is SO Proud!

-OR: Vader goes feral over twenty years in the past and Kenobi is just there for the ride (with popcorn and cryptic wisdom)

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MDZS INCORRECT QUOTES

random cultivator: Sect Leader Jin, might this one say something that concerns them? O.O

JZX: Well of course. -_-?

R.C: I think your wife might be, uh, sleeping with Grandmaster Wei. o.o

JZX: ... Thanks for the information >:|

*R.C runs away*

WWX: What did he want? o.O?

JZX *pissed* : Your sleeping with my wife?! D:<

WWX: Why of course? I am so much better then you. Peacock! *ponytail throw*^^

WWX & JZX: *staring into each other's eyes* >:|

WWX & JZX: *dissolve into a laughing fit* XD

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STAR WARS INCORRECT QUOTE:

Vader: *freshly dead* *-*

QGJ: YOUNG MAN I DID NOT BRING YOU INTO THE ORDER FOR THIS BEHAVIOR. I AM ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!! *proceeds to scold him for the next three hours* D:<

OWK: *nods* :)

Yoda: *evil grandpa cackle* >:D

Dooku *in spirit*: Sith technique: Stare of disappointment >:(

Ahsoka *in spirit*: *nearly joining the dead squad from laughter.* XD

Anakin: Let me enjoy my funeral in peace pls. -_-

Luke: o.O!?