Time Travels fix it crack fic idea:
-Vader and Ben Kenobi travel back in time,
-as in old man Ben, with a bad knee and light-again Vader as in 'can't survive without suit' suddenly appear during the clone wars.
-Luke was so kind and repaired Vader's body and made him a new suit. (Not a torture chamber disguised as armor, just a life support suit with ~flair~)
-Vader has a few choices of ~words~ with the sepis and he is VERY happy about his new mobility
-Ben is just happy that his Padawan is back by his side now
-Vader stomps into Sidous office and kills him (There is a reason why Papelfuck made the torture suit) (Ben is sad that he didn't get to do it.)
-To the horror of the Jedi order, Vader switches between the Light and Dark side of the force as if he is simply switching weapons (which he is for the record!)
-Ben would like everyone to leave his not-so-young-Padawan alone, he returned to the light! So who cares if he uses darksider powers
-Ben is VERY proud of how strong Vader turned out, especially because he stopped killing people.
-Everyone is horrified by Vader's casual use of the force. (he lived in a stiff ass suit, he needed the force as a medical aid, now he is used to that. So yes he will continue to use it, shut it)
-Ben joined once he realized, that he won't be hunted for using the force now. (He now has tea floating behind him where ever he goes :) )
-Ben and Vader are WAY TO casual about the happenings of the next few years (WTF happened ??? Senior General's?! Why are you snorting when Windu says Window??? ) and they refuse to elaborate. Everyone is dying of curiosity and horror.
-Ben appears before Dooku and talks with him, Dooku is confused
-Vader cleans 10 years worth of darksider mind fuckery out of Skywalkers Brain (Jedi order is HORRIFIED at the amount)
-also he just Yoinks the chips out of clones heads, very painful but quick. (who is gonna stop him)
-Vader walks across battlefields and every droid is Scrap, without stopping. Everyone stares, Ben is SO Proud!
-OR: Vader goes feral over twenty years in the past and Kenobi is just there for the ride (with popcorn and cryptic wisdom)
