the smartest idiot

Harrison Kingsman 1/2 of Kingsman Cuddle CO. Cuddling everyone since 1993

[not-harry]

Text || Luna

Luna: I dunno baby, arent you supposed to be the smart one? O:-)

Luna: of course you're my boo

Luna: yeah im cool as a cucumber

Harris: Not lately

Harris: I feel like I should be making a casper joke right now

Harris: I invited Coral to our snuggles. S'that ok?

[not-harry]

@howlingcoral: perk of sleeping in: sleep. downside: where did my day go? #someonecomecuddle

@harrisays: @howlingcoral you're always invited to cuddles with me and @looneyluna #goodmorning #theresbreakfast

[not-harry]

Text II Harrison & Cohen

Cohen: Whatever I did to make you hate me, I'm sorry. It's clearly driving a wedge between us, your sister, and obviously fuckhead. So I'm sorry.

Harris: What did I do to make you hate me?

[not-harry]

Text || Luna

Luna: breakfast. always breakfast

Luna: yeah sure baby, we can do that

Harris: right, how could I forget?

Harris: thank you. how're you? you cool?

[not-harry]

@cohencohengone: @harrisays uh i will? thanks

@harrisays: @cohencohengone welcome

[not-harry]

Text || Luna

Luna: yeah sure baby

Luna: everything cool?

Harris: would would you prefer?

Harris: not really, but shit's weird with us and i'd rather like to just chill with you for awhile, if that's ok?

[not-harry]

@cohencohengone: @harrisays if you had these tacos right now you'd agree with me

@harrisays: @cohencohengone doubtful, but possible i suppose. enjoy

[not-harry]

Text || Luna

Luna: well I am now

Luna: god its so early

Harris: shit, i'm very sorry

Harris: i'll make it up to you? bring breakfast or lunch?

[not-harry]

@cohencohengone: SPICY SHRIMP TACOS ARE THE BEST KIND OF TACOS

@harrisays: @cohencohengone says you

[not-harry]

Text || Luna

Harris: psssssst are you awake?

[ellie-kingsman]

They aren’t going to fight where anyone can see them? Are you listening to yourself, Harris? That’s our friends fighting. Our boyfriends, mind you. Do what you want, and I’ll do what I want. Justin is stronger than him, and we both know it. I don’t care what’s been said or implied, we can’t just let them fight. I think you’ve lost it, but okay. I don’t know what he told you, but… Sigh. Whatever you say. Even you know Cohen says things he doesn’t mean, so I personally wouldn’t take it to heart. It might have just been a misunderstanding, Coh is kind of notorious for that.  Fine… Love you too.

[not-harry]

I just meant we wouldn't know. It'd be like guard training or somewhere we're not allowed access to. I am listening to me, are you listening to you? Are you forgetting Justin played you for information? You and Cohen have years building up to this, you know he cares. I have a couple weeks most of which I spent wondering why the hell he's suddenly noticing me. I hope it was just a misunderstanding. And that's why Justin said he'd talk to him and I said we'd figure it out then. So there's nothing I'm rushing off to go do and - please don't say anything to Cohen. He's pissed at me enough right now.

[ellie-kingsman]

You don’t- who told you that? You can talk as much as you like, at least to me. Cohen did what? He has- he hasn’t said anything to me, if that’s anything. I don’t think there’s anything wrong, I mean him and Justin are best friends. Wait- Justin and Cohen are going to fight? Jesus, Harris. I’m going to talk to Cohen, and keep Justin away from him- get it? Nothing is going to happen. Gosh, I just- Harris, I’m sorry. Cohen is- I can’t even speak for him- I just- he doesn’t mean any harm I’m sure. What else has he been saying?

[not-harry]

He implied he saw proof. Probably not physically, but I imagine they’re having a not quite friendly conversation right a bout now. I’d just leave him alone, El. They’re not gonna fight where anyone can see them but no. I don’t know whose corner I’m supposed to be in and I’m not gonna side with Justin just ‘cause I’ve had a label for four days. I need proof from at least one of them before I do anything else. He meant it. You don’t have to speak for him, he’s a grown ass man, and he knows the things he does and says and does them on purpose. No, it’s not important. I just - I’m gonna go crash, but I love you.

[ellie-kingsman]

You don’t- who told you that? You can talk as much as you like, at least to me. Cohen did what? He has- he hasn’t said anything to me, if that’s anything. I don’t think there’s anything wrong, I mean him and Justin are best friends. Wait- Justin and Cohen are going to fight? Jesus, Harris. I’m going to talk to Cohen, and keep Justin away from him- get it? Nothing is going to happen. Gosh, I just- Harris, I’m sorry. Cohen is- I can’t even speak for him- I just- he doesn’t mean any harm I’m sure. What else has he been saying?

[not-harry]

He implied he saw proof. Probably not physically, but I imagine they're having a not quite friendly conversation right a bout now. I'd just leave him alone, El. They're not gonna fight where anyone can see them but no. I don't know whose corner I'm supposed to be in and I'm not gonna side with Justin just 'cause I've had a label for four days. I need proof from at least one of them before I do anything else. He meant it. You don't have to speak for him, he's a grown ass man, and he knows the things he does and says and does them on purpose. No, it's not important. I just - I'm gonna go crash, but I love you.

[ellie-kingsman]

Well there’s probably a lot of heart broken people out there, including me. A lot of things? Hey, talk to me. Don’t hold my breath on a fight? Excuse me? What’s going on, Harrison? 

[not-harry]

Yeah, probably. Talking is how I get in trouble. Apparently I talk too fucking much. Your boyfriend was being a dick and then he started getting mean saying shit about my boyfriend and how I shouldn't be so trusting. But he - it's Cohen? He'll talk a lot of shit, but at the end of the day he's family and I don't think he'd fuck around with that just to hurt me. But Justin says I've got nothing to worry about it and it's all fine and a big misunderstanding and didn't take it to well that Cohen was saying anything to me. So uh, I'm sorry.

[ellie-kingsman]

Aww he’s getting married? That sucks. Cohen and I are Cohen and I, this is true. It’s just a joke, Har, what’s wrong? I didn’t mean it seriously- I don’t want anyone fighting.

[not-harry]

Dunno. Just haven't heard his name splashed around much, so I assume that means he's settled down. Or maybe I've just paid less attention since he and Rachel McAdams broke up. Yep. I don't know. Lots of things right now, but they'll work out one way or another probably. Right. Well. I wouldn't hold your breath on that one, sorry.

[ellie-kingsman]

You think so? I’m pretty sure it would be a fun fight to watch. Ryan Gosling is buff as hell. I don’t know who I would bet on. Think I could get them to for real fight over me?

[not-harry]

Yeah. Could be, I guess. If you find that entertaining. But probably not. I think Gosling's almost-married to someone and you and Cohen are you and Cohen, so.

[jer-sinclair]

I think --

[jer-sinclair]

Yeah!  I - yeah!  I’m totally fine.  Are you?

[not-harry]

You sure? You were getting a bit excited and rambly, which is a good look for you! Just uh, surprising. Yeah, m'alright. Thanks.