notorphanedaccount

NOA - they/them - I guess I write things? - i have a kofi now https://ko-fi.com/notorphanedaccount - 20 MINUTE REQUESTS OPEN <3

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[not-orphaned-account]

WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO FINISH FROSTBITTEN

please come back to mattmello world. they are cold and hungry and they miss you. come home. no pressure but im a figure skater and my favorite ship of all time is mattmello i love this fic so much. THIS IS LITERALLY A COINCIDENCE BUT WE'RE GOING ON 3 YEARS WITH NO UPDATE TOMORROW NOTORPHANEDACCOUNT PLEASE. what will it TAKE for you to BE INTERESTED IN WRITING ABOUT MATTMELLO AGAIN!!!!!!!!! MAY 11TH. TOMORROW. im dying. Im withering away. Im fading. Is this what u want? Do u want to kill me.? Plz. IS IT MONEY YOU WANT BECAUSE I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU. DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have never ever bothered to submit an ask to any tumblr profile before. i dont even use tumblr. NOA PLEASE. LIKE PLEASE LIKE ACTUALLY YOU CANNOT DO THIS. no pressure though. i love your writing. Please don't get cursed because you're an ao3 author and stuff. Okay Bye #StayShrimpy

Anon I need you to know that immediately upon seeing this ask (last night) I messaged the group chat "well now I have a day to write a death note oneshot"

Unfortunately, while I did try to get a chapter update for you purely from this ask, it didn't end up happening. Even after I drifted away from the death note fandom I was still slowly working on Frostbitten and Hey Pretty Baby on the side, and I still have plans to finish both someday! But this year, my chronic illness decided to sucker punch me in a way it has never done before, and I have unfortunately been on a pretty strict (if self imposed) writing hiatus for several months.

Still, this ask touched me in the most significant and meaningful way. Seeing that people still read and enjoy my works - even ones that have been on a break for years - brings me a joy so strong that I could (and do) cry. I'm sorry I couldn't deliver the chapter, but please know that I did write for longer than I have in many months now last night, and it gave me some hope that I've been lacking for a while.

If it helps - and this applies to any work I have posted for any fandom even if it's been untouched for years - I LOVE talking about my works, and I have a lot of notes and drafts that I would love to share to anyone interested in where some of these stories are going. I can't promise any new writing this year, as I have been focusing solely on my health, but I am ALWAYS down to yap about my projects and spoil several chapters ahead with snippets and drafts. I'll make a more cohesive post about this at some point, as I have been wanting to make a post about my health and some FAQ I've been getting about previous WIPs, but yeah!

Thank you, anon, truly. I got to write again last night. And even though I don't have anything quite ready to share on ao3, please know that all of my works, even if they seem abandoned, have places in my heart and mind and I FULLY intend to finish them, even if it takes many years to do so.

Much love 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Edit: also I need you to know that #StayShrimpy absolutely took me out. I have no idea what it means or why it's capitalized like that. I do not want to know

[not-orphaned-account]

Did I ever tell you guys about how I'm so bad at naming fics that I accidentally predicted the source material's studio's next project

[not-orphaned-account]

I haven't written anything substantial in months but apparently someone recommended precious on twitter and I woke up to a ton of engagement on it and I'm like this now -> 🥺🥺🥺

I'm glad people still like my writing even when I can't write for the foreseeable future. I had a really hard time with it last night and everything sort of caught up to me so seeing that this morning made me really happy. Thank you guys 🥹

[pokey-pony]

me @ the nearest person in my vicinity when I’ve been nauseous for more than two days in a row: Do you think I’m ok?

[peach-paradox]

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[strawbebbi-daiquiri]

Hey, if your in Canada and you want to submit some feedback about bright headlights and how the effect driving, fill out the form bellow!

Transport Canada wants to learn how headlight glare affects road users and what vehicle or lighting features may influence how people experi

@allthecanadianpolitics

[not-orphaned-account]

ides of march have been quiet this year I didn't even know when it was

[rabbitrah]

I think it's important to remember that every single religion can be twisted for violence and oppression and abuse and control. Yes, including the one that you think can't be. But quickly, before anti-theists start saying that religion is an inherently evil violence accelerant, remember that this is true for any ideology, including anti-theism. Violence and oppression and abuse and control happens wherever there are people who think that those things will help them get what they want.

[doubleca5t]

As someone with one foot in the extremely online "Steven Universe" queer world and one foot in the nightlife-centric "Ketamine" queer world, how can I help convince my more Steven Universe friends that clubs aren't inherently evil and that leaving the house is good, actually?

You have to get them interested in BDSM first because BDSM is just sex with a bunch of extraneous nerd shit slapped on top of it to allow extremely socially awkward people to get freaky from time to time and then once they've grown accustomed to parties where every size and shape of person under the sun fucks each other in ways that the average person cannot even comprehend as pleasurable the idea of going to a party to have a few drinks and dance a little will seem, perhaps, a bit less overwhelming

[doubleca5t]

It's sex but with a bunch of arbitrary rules added in. There's costumes, props, you have to get in character. It's closer to improv than any other activity. Ya know, nerd shit.

[blujayonthewing]