totally not a pyramid scheme

the title is real fs

[not-salty-pckls]

I'm back + new intro

whats up guys I AM BACK!!!! I'm not dead im alive and well!! its been a minute since ive blogged due to issues and me just forgetting about this site in general so yeah. to all my loyal followers and @j---o---e, tysm for the support 💖 so ill stop yapping and get on t the new intro

my name is toby now (closer to my real name)

my nicknames are professional thief, tobias, cherry koolaid drinker (the best koolaid), matthew patel lover, etc

I enjoy art, music, acting and theater, and stealing (not other peoples art or posts though dont get scared 😭)

my fandoms are:

-scott pilgrim

-ace attorney (specifically phoenix wright since im in the middle of that game)

-fortnite

-papa louie

-avatar: the last airbender

-taiko no tatsujin

-jjk

-various anime and manga (ask)

-more

KINS!!!

-matthew patel

-gideon graves

-ryomen sukuna

-autolycus (jason and the argonauts)

ask me about (i am knowledgeable on):

-basic greek mythology

-scott pilgrim

-hacking your phone

-stealing things

MUSIC

-MSI (mindless self indulgence (ik theyre problematic)

-Muse

-Blur

-Gorillaz

-Suicidal tendencies

-DRI

-Korn

-Quarashi -Dot Dot Curve

-ICP

-Weezer

-Tokio Hotel

-Various metal bands (ask)

fav characters

-dick gumshoe

-matthew patel

-phoenix wright

-yoshino junpei

-mo

-dusty (fn)

-taylor (PL)

-Roy (PL)

-Timm (PL)

-montague (fn)

-autolycus (jtan)

-more

honestly i was just going off the top of my head if you have questions ask

ty!!

[not-salty-pckls]

Luke Atmey/Dick Gumshoe Headcanons‼️‼️‼️

The bugs got to me after years of inactivity 😭 how is everyone?? 💀 ummm this contains t&t spoilers so like yeah enjoy

1. This one’s random but they can’t really smooch properly because of Atmey’s FUCKASS NOSE. He either has to tilt his head a ton or they just bump noses

2. When they first started being in a relationship, they would like help eachother with their own cases or something (this is really up for discussion)

3. Gumshoe used the last of his salary to bail him out of jail 😔😔

4. Not specifically a ship one but Atmey would have a fixation on rats but Gumshoe would hate it because he doesn’t like rats in his house 💀

5. gumshoe would steal his magnifying glass then Atmey would tweak out

6. I feel like they would stop hating each other after they’re both mutually confused on one case then come together to solve it

7. Since gumshoe is canonically broke, atmey would be the exact opposite😭 I mean look at him he’s dripped out

8. After a while, I think gumshoe would pick up the whole ‘ZVARRI!’ thing as well

I’m tryna get at least 10 work with me

9. I feel like atmey would get called Spamton a lot by Maya, but Gumshoe finds out and actually tortures him with that name

10. Even after the rivalry thing is over, they still make fun of each other (I.e. gumshoe would make fun of his nose or smth and atmey would say something about how stupid gumshoe is sometimes)

That’s it I’m kinda out of ideas 😭😭

[houujin]

My take on this trend :)

[not-salty-pckls]

I LOVE THISSS

[bemydeathcult]

i'm so normal about them

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[bokettochild]

This is important, even if it doesn’t work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!

Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!

[incubus-absolution]

yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)

[gwydionmisha]

Cis Men need to know it too.  They can get breast cancer even though the odds are lower.

Everyone needs to know Breast cancer symptoms

[not-salty-pckls]

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[not-salty-pckls]

please is there punk rock Jesus fans on this app I LOVE SEAN MURPHY HOLY DHIT

[sugaldean]

Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

[sugaldean]

Did you sign it?

Yes, I'm european

No, I'm European (scroll back you can still do it!)

No I'm not European (please rb)

Voting ended onMay 25, 2024

[sugaldean]

If you arrived on the "country list" page I'm sorry just click on "back" on the top left corner and you'll get to the good page

[not-salty-pckls]

yeah dude

like ban that shit common europe W

[not-salty-pckls]

idk

i rewatched atsv and it always makes me want to draw my spidersona and think about hobie brown

[steel-peach]

Drawing along Ace Attorney 1 Case 5

[kuzuuzuu]

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED 💥

[not-salty-pckls]

very cool

[fintan-pyren]

Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

[not-salty-pckls]

answering this

ASK NOW

[997]

new animal just dropped

[dullanyan]

sorry to add on but youre missing the best animals

[softandwigglybones]

Yes yes, these are all silly animals, but can we acknowledge the skill

[not-salty-pckls]

my favorite animal drill

[wr1ghtw0rth]

There is two types of couples 💜🩵/❤️💙

[not-salty-pckls]

LMAO

[radiantarray]

shu takumi, natural genius at writing old man yaoi

[not-salty-pckls]

i said the exact same thing to this scene lmao

[theworstaceattorneycharacter]

This man is 🔥 🥵 right???

Yes

...

i like women

Voting ended onMay 13, 2024

[not-salty-pckls]

woah

why did I never notice how hot this guy is wtf

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[jhomikle]

AIYEE!!!