ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE EVENING

Just to spice up the imagination a little bit.

[whitmoreindustries]

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[not-so-innocent9012]

I would say it's in sugar

[bo-writes-stuff]

your heartbeat is like the rhythm of my favorite song

[just-an-aussie-porn-blog]

Australian Porn Blogs Unite!

Okay so I’ve been getting so so so many messages for this and I figured this would be a good way to do it. Basically if you’re an Australian porn blog, just like or reblog this post, feel free to say where you are, but it’s just a thing so people can find each other if they want to :)

[onlytwitterpics]

[hotdudesofscruff]

Now we know how Gus Kenworthy sounds like in bed 😩 😂

[apanelofanalysts]

[thepoeticsir-deactivated2024071]

Bugs Bunny porn

[paprika]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

[butdarlingweallareinsane-deacti]

Ask me something

You can ask me anything or we can talk 🌻

[not-so-innocent9012]

Do you have pics of you on here?

Yaa

[not-so-innocent9012]

Are you single?

Not anymore 🤩

[not-so-innocent9012]

Tbh u should hit me up

I'll hit... idk was gonna make a joke but I couldn't think of anything 😂

[not-so-innocent9012]

Will you ever pics of yourself?

I already have some of me but probably not anymore

[not-so-innocent9012]

Hello there sexy do u have kik

I did

[not-so-innocent9012]

Hi. I hope you have a wonderfully wicked weekend.

Than you:)

[pumpkinspicedslut-deactivated20]

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

[the--preacher]

I love this cautionary tale.

[happily-morgan]

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.