Takumi Odai

[not-so-noble]

Hey guys! Uhm… What do I start with—I am a second-year transfer student from…

(The location has been smudged with correction tape)

I enjoy literature and swor—fencing. I am most at ease near the sea or libraries, and I excel at strategic group projects.

Please do not ask about my “accent.” It is regional. Yes.

And no, I do not know that one anime.

All of you keep referencing it.

I am becoming afraid.

Name: Odai Takumi

Nickname(s): Takumi-kun, Odd Takumi, That Transfer

Age: 17

Pronouns: He/him

Club: Occult Club (he didn’t mean to join, he just said yes when asked if he liked “omens”)

Height: 178cm (5’10)

Birthday: It's October 5. That felt neutral.

Zodiac Sign: Had to google this. Libra.

Ethnicity: Greek.

Odai Takumi appears to be a quiet, polite, and slightly odd transfer student. He’s always very serious, speaks formally, and tends to get lost in thought—often while staring dramatically into the middle distance like he’s listening for omens. He's intelligent but socially awkward, and reacts to modern nonsense with the same facial expression people use when a prophecy goes wrong. He can also be very scary sometimes.

Despite his strange vibe, he’s dependable, startlingly mature, and gives great advice—usually in the form of suspiciously ancient-sounding wisdom. He’s got a wound-licking, old soul energy, like someone who’s seen war, betrayal, and his parents fighting the gods, but he still comes to school on time and holds doors open for teachers.

Thinks in Ancient Greek, which causes pauses and strange phrasings.

Speaks fluent English and Japanese, but his metaphors sound like riddles. (“This hallway… is a labyrinth of trials.” = He got lost.)

His “guardian spirit” is a tall woman with gray eyes and armor…

Carries a bronze coin at all times—it's older than the school. Had to be told not to bow to the school principal like a foreign king. Wrote a school essay in dactylic hexameter once. Thinks school festivals are “rites of Dionysian frenzy.”

His aura is deep stormy blue streaked with burning bronze and ancient gold, like moonlight over dark waves. It crackles with ghostlike silhouettes of ships, broken swords, and looming olive branches. With golden wings in the background and a wolf circling him. The colors pulse slowly, like a tide—always retreating and returning

Refuses to eat squid or octopus: “I have… a history.”

Can play the lyre, and is weirdly amazing at karaoke. His handwriting is beautiful but looks like an ancient spell. And his ears are mysteriously pointed.

Covers his ears when someone says “Odyssey” in class.

Oh, and he’s bisexual :3

Favorite Subject; Literature & Ethics (He keeps re-reading The Iliad in the library.)

Least Favorite: Technology Education (Once tried to “command” the printer verbally.)

Known For: Being polite, mysterious, good at debates

Blood Type: O (with golden flecks in it.. weird)

Appearance: Telemachus (Gigizetz)

Voice: Telemachus (EPIC)

This is a semi-selective RP blog for an AU version of Telemachus (from EPIC: The Musical / The Odyssey) trapped in the modern world of The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. If you don’t know about him, here’s the Wikipedia page.

Follows from main or sideblogs okay!

Open to plotting, asks, threads, memes, and chaos :3

Crack, angst, fluff, drama, and divine meddling welcome

OC and multi-muse friendly

Anyways I lost a dare so now I’m doing this. Main is @aegeanwinds btw. PFP also by Sloanslone

“May the gods be kind, and the exams gentle.”

^ appearance idk

[not-so-noble]

What’d I misoh what

[not-so-noble]

omg you are stunning.

Εὐχαριστῶ- Shit- I mean thank you.

[sloanslone]

Gigi's Legendary animatic brainrot.... I'm planning to draw more telecommunications frames that I liked from the animatic btw!

Ib mother @gigizetz 🩷💚

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(Did you guys miss me, lmao? I'm still in the midst of my exams but this gorgeous beautiful SUPERCALIFRAGILLISTICEXPIALODOCIOUS animatic took my breath away- GO WATCH IT NOWWW!!!!.....)

[sloanslone]

NEVER TOO MUCH TELEVISION

[sloanslone]

MORE of Gigi's Legendary animatic Telemachus (aka our fav twinkle hehe) rkgk 💙

Ib: @gigizetz 🫶💙

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[not-so-noble]

Guys help me floating armored lady keeps following me. Oh dear ☹️

[not-so-noble]

you have a Greek warrior guardian spirit?

Wh—she’s n—ah, sure.

[l0ve-f0rever]

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

[l0ve-f0rever]

Okay, that just makes you even cooler. A man from a city in Greece, who washed up on the beach without any recollection of how he got there? You seem like quite the interesting guy, Takumi! You’ve definitely got a role to play!

On that topic, a gimmick is essentially just that; something that defines your character and makes you interesting! I don’t really have one, at the moment… and that’s completely fine! I’m a meaningless background character, and that’s totally fine! Absolutely, completely, totally, completely- did I say totally thrice? Whoops! Anyways, I’m fine.

But seriously, is there anything I can do for you? You must be pretty confused.

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Well, I’ve got no idea where you’re talking about, but I can say we’re in Japan. No idea how you got from Greece to Japan- seriously, isn’t that- like- an entire ocean away?

As for my clothes, I’m really just wearing a T-shirt and shorts right now. I got them from the department store recently to… replace some old clothing. I don’t know who made them- pretty sure they’re generics.

As for whom I worship… that’s a loaded question that I’d rather not answer right now. I’d rather not explain my entire character arc to you at the moment.

I’m kind of broke, since an anon stole all my money, but you can come over to my house and stay the night or something! I’m sure my boyfriend won’t mind…

As for knowledge of this land… well, I never really paid attention in social studies, so I can’t tell you much. It’s… got a lot of rivers, if that helps.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

[l0ve-f0rever]

A wooden plank? You must be quite strong in order to hold onto that long enough for it to carry you across the seas! So you’re powerful, too! Sheesh, you’re so interesting! Your whole situation- it’s got to mean something! So I’ll gladly help you! Not that it matters.

And really, it’s the least I can do. You don’t have to thank me, and you don’t owe me anything at all! I’m going to get a job at an ambiguous coffee shop, anyways.

Also, why would I want to marry your mother? There’s already a woman I plan to marry, if he’ll take me, and I’m pretty sure She doesn’t have any children, much less interesting children from Greece or wherever. As long as you don’t try to hurt Him, I won’t try to kill you, either!

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

[l0ve-f0rever]

You really shouldn’t, and that’s because I really don’t need anything at all! I’m completely and totally fine, and any evidence to the contrary is frankly false! I suppose you could help my boyfriend out with something, if She’ll take it… but for now, please, don’t worry about a thing! I don’t want to add any hardship to your life, although just by knowing you I- nevermind all that!

Also, I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much competition for Maeko’s heart, much less from Zeldrusia or wherever you were talking about. So, I should get along with you just fine!

Also, if you’re proficient in combat, do you know anything about claws? I don’t plan on bringing harm to anyone either- I never do, but I did get some really cool retractable claws recently and I’d love to learn how to use them! Also, what weapons do you usually prefer?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I- thank you for the gift! Although, I do have to question your weapon choices. Spears and swords are fun, sure, but they’re also fairly basic choices! If you enjoy melee combat, have you considered nunchucks? I’ve been getting into those recently. They’re an excellent choice; both reliable and creative! There are so many ways you can go with them, too! Poison-tipped nunchucks, spiked nunchucks (yes, I know, my penchants for maces is showing). I mean, there’s so much variety in weaponry! There are so many directions you can go with spear and javelin like weapons, and I’d love to show them to you! I’ll have to give you a tour of my weapons closet sometime!

[not-so-noble]

Well, it’s the only thing we have to train with, to be honest.. Nunchucks? That’s quite an interesting name. and so many varieties. It’s overwhelming. Do axes still count too? My aunt killed my uncle with one.

And I would love to see your weapons! I have a weapons room back home. It’s basically a lot of my dads old weapons I have to train with. Nothing special.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Axes still count, I’d say. They’re becoming a bit cliche, but they’re still quite interesting! Really, any weapon technically counts- but I like to keep things interesting! That’s why I brought up flamethrowers! Those are essentially melee weapons that shoot a beam of flames at their target! I used one to fake my death one time- a long story, and a really cool weapon to do it with.

[not-so-noble]

Those sound.. amazing! I’m not going to even ask because I’ve heard worse. Trust me. But a machine that just—does that? I wish we had those back at home. I barely had any good weapons, they kept breaking. All the time.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I’ve got a lot to show you, huh? You’re missing out on so many interesting weapons! And- hell, places! And people! The world is so much bigger and more horrifying than any of us could possibly comprehend!

[not-so-noble]

I’d like that, actually. Show me everything. I’ve never left the sea’s side until recently— The weapons sound fascinating. Especially the ones that don’t require your arms to grow sore.

I used to think my home was the whole world. That my father would return, and I would grow old like the olive trees he planted. The world is wide, and cruel, and deeply strange. There is no such thing as safety—only the illusion of it. Peace is a delicate myth we tell ourselves before the next storm.

So what’s a theme park?

[l0ve-f0rever]

I… I understand that.

Anyways, a theme park is a- I don’t really know how to explain it! It’s been a while since I’ve felt the need to go to one… hey, maybe I should take Maeko! That’s besides the point, though. It’s essentially an open area full of attractions- food vendors, rides, and occasionally performances!

[not-so-noble]

Rides? Like chariots, but faster? Mechanical beasts that carry you toward joy and simulated death in equal measure? And food… public feasts without ritual? And performances? Familar..

Take Maeko. Share that kind of joy while it’s still possible.

So, cool. I heard about them from a weird guy who then tried to spray me when I asked for help.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I mean, yeah! That sounds accurate! And I think I will. It’s- for us, it’s always been fleeting, and- anyways, is there anything else you’d like to know? I’m not sure how much I can tell you, but I can do what I can! You’re a pretty remarkable guy- who would I be not to help?

[not-so-noble]

To be seen as remarkable is strange—But—What I’d like most is to learn what it means to belong here?

[l0ve-f0rever]

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

[l0ve-f0rever]

Okay, that just makes you even cooler. A man from a city in Greece, who washed up on the beach without any recollection of how he got there? You seem like quite the interesting guy, Takumi! You’ve definitely got a role to play!

On that topic, a gimmick is essentially just that; something that defines your character and makes you interesting! I don’t really have one, at the moment… and that’s completely fine! I’m a meaningless background character, and that’s totally fine! Absolutely, completely, totally, completely- did I say totally thrice? Whoops! Anyways, I’m fine.

But seriously, is there anything I can do for you? You must be pretty confused.

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Well, I’ve got no idea where you’re talking about, but I can say we’re in Japan. No idea how you got from Greece to Japan- seriously, isn’t that- like- an entire ocean away?

As for my clothes, I’m really just wearing a T-shirt and shorts right now. I got them from the department store recently to… replace some old clothing. I don’t know who made them- pretty sure they’re generics.

As for whom I worship… that’s a loaded question that I’d rather not answer right now. I’d rather not explain my entire character arc to you at the moment.

I’m kind of broke, since an anon stole all my money, but you can come over to my house and stay the night or something! I’m sure my boyfriend won’t mind…

As for knowledge of this land… well, I never really paid attention in social studies, so I can’t tell you much. It’s… got a lot of rivers, if that helps.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

[l0ve-f0rever]

A wooden plank? You must be quite strong in order to hold onto that long enough for it to carry you across the seas! So you’re powerful, too! Sheesh, you’re so interesting! Your whole situation- it’s got to mean something! So I’ll gladly help you! Not that it matters.

And really, it’s the least I can do. You don’t have to thank me, and you don’t owe me anything at all! I’m going to get a job at an ambiguous coffee shop, anyways.

Also, why would I want to marry your mother? There’s already a woman I plan to marry, if he’ll take me, and I’m pretty sure She doesn’t have any children, much less interesting children from Greece or wherever. As long as you don’t try to hurt Him, I won’t try to kill you, either!

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

[l0ve-f0rever]

You really shouldn’t, and that’s because I really don’t need anything at all! I’m completely and totally fine, and any evidence to the contrary is frankly false! I suppose you could help my boyfriend out with something, if She’ll take it… but for now, please, don’t worry about a thing! I don’t want to add any hardship to your life, although just by knowing you I- nevermind all that!

Also, I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much competition for Maeko’s heart, much less from Zeldrusia or wherever you were talking about. So, I should get along with you just fine!

Also, if you’re proficient in combat, do you know anything about claws? I don’t plan on bringing harm to anyone either- I never do, but I did get some really cool retractable claws recently and I’d love to learn how to use them! Also, what weapons do you usually prefer?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I- thank you for the gift! Although, I do have to question your weapon choices. Spears and swords are fun, sure, but they’re also fairly basic choices! If you enjoy melee combat, have you considered nunchucks? I’ve been getting into those recently. They’re an excellent choice; both reliable and creative! There are so many ways you can go with them, too! Poison-tipped nunchucks, spiked nunchucks (yes, I know, my penchants for maces is showing). I mean, there’s so much variety in weaponry! There are so many directions you can go with spear and javelin like weapons, and I’d love to show them to you! I’ll have to give you a tour of my weapons closet sometime!

[not-so-noble]

Well, it’s the only thing we have to train with, to be honest.. Nunchucks? That’s quite an interesting name. and so many varieties. It’s overwhelming. Do axes still count too? My aunt killed my uncle with one.

And I would love to see your weapons! I have a weapons room back home. It’s basically a lot of my dads old weapons I have to train with. Nothing special.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Axes still count, I’d say. They’re becoming a bit cliche, but they’re still quite interesting! Really, any weapon technically counts- but I like to keep things interesting! That’s why I brought up flamethrowers! Those are essentially melee weapons that shoot a beam of flames at their target! I used one to fake my death one time- a long story, and a really cool weapon to do it with.

[not-so-noble]

Those sound.. amazing! I’m not going to even ask because I’ve heard worse. Trust me. But a machine that just—does that? I wish we had those back at home. I barely had any good weapons, they kept breaking. All the time.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I’ve got a lot to show you, huh? You’re missing out on so many interesting weapons! And- hell, places! And people! The world is so much bigger and more horrifying than any of us could possibly comprehend!

[not-so-noble]

I’d like that, actually. Show me everything. I’ve never left the sea’s side until recently— The weapons sound fascinating. Especially the ones that don’t require your arms to grow sore.

I used to think my home was the whole world. That my father would return, and I would grow old like the olive trees he planted. The world is wide, and cruel, and deeply strange. There is no such thing as safety—only the illusion of it. Peace is a delicate myth we tell ourselves before the next storm.

So what’s a theme park?

[l0ve-f0rever]

I… I understand that.

Anyways, a theme park is a- I don’t really know how to explain it! It’s been a while since I’ve felt the need to go to one… hey, maybe I should take Maeko! That’s besides the point, though. It’s essentially an open area full of attractions- food vendors, rides, and occasionally performances!

[not-so-noble]

Rides? Like chariots, but faster? Mechanical beasts that carry you toward joy and simulated death in equal measure? And food… public feasts without ritual? And performances? Familar..

Take Maeko. Share that kind of joy while it’s still possible.

So, cool. I heard about them from a weird guy who then tried to spray me when I asked for help.

[l0ve-f0rever]

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

[l0ve-f0rever]

Okay, that just makes you even cooler. A man from a city in Greece, who washed up on the beach without any recollection of how he got there? You seem like quite the interesting guy, Takumi! You’ve definitely got a role to play!

On that topic, a gimmick is essentially just that; something that defines your character and makes you interesting! I don’t really have one, at the moment… and that’s completely fine! I’m a meaningless background character, and that’s totally fine! Absolutely, completely, totally, completely- did I say totally thrice? Whoops! Anyways, I’m fine.

But seriously, is there anything I can do for you? You must be pretty confused.

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Well, I’ve got no idea where you’re talking about, but I can say we’re in Japan. No idea how you got from Greece to Japan- seriously, isn’t that- like- an entire ocean away?

As for my clothes, I’m really just wearing a T-shirt and shorts right now. I got them from the department store recently to… replace some old clothing. I don’t know who made them- pretty sure they’re generics.

As for whom I worship… that’s a loaded question that I’d rather not answer right now. I’d rather not explain my entire character arc to you at the moment.

I’m kind of broke, since an anon stole all my money, but you can come over to my house and stay the night or something! I’m sure my boyfriend won’t mind…

As for knowledge of this land… well, I never really paid attention in social studies, so I can’t tell you much. It’s… got a lot of rivers, if that helps.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

[l0ve-f0rever]

A wooden plank? You must be quite strong in order to hold onto that long enough for it to carry you across the seas! So you’re powerful, too! Sheesh, you’re so interesting! Your whole situation- it’s got to mean something! So I’ll gladly help you! Not that it matters.

And really, it’s the least I can do. You don’t have to thank me, and you don’t owe me anything at all! I’m going to get a job at an ambiguous coffee shop, anyways.

Also, why would I want to marry your mother? There’s already a woman I plan to marry, if he’ll take me, and I’m pretty sure She doesn’t have any children, much less interesting children from Greece or wherever. As long as you don’t try to hurt Him, I won’t try to kill you, either!

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

[l0ve-f0rever]

You really shouldn’t, and that’s because I really don’t need anything at all! I’m completely and totally fine, and any evidence to the contrary is frankly false! I suppose you could help my boyfriend out with something, if She’ll take it… but for now, please, don’t worry about a thing! I don’t want to add any hardship to your life, although just by knowing you I- nevermind all that!

Also, I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much competition for Maeko’s heart, much less from Zeldrusia or wherever you were talking about. So, I should get along with you just fine!

Also, if you’re proficient in combat, do you know anything about claws? I don’t plan on bringing harm to anyone either- I never do, but I did get some really cool retractable claws recently and I’d love to learn how to use them! Also, what weapons do you usually prefer?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I- thank you for the gift! Although, I do have to question your weapon choices. Spears and swords are fun, sure, but they’re also fairly basic choices! If you enjoy melee combat, have you considered nunchucks? I’ve been getting into those recently. They’re an excellent choice; both reliable and creative! There are so many ways you can go with them, too! Poison-tipped nunchucks, spiked nunchucks (yes, I know, my penchants for maces is showing). I mean, there’s so much variety in weaponry! There are so many directions you can go with spear and javelin like weapons, and I’d love to show them to you! I’ll have to give you a tour of my weapons closet sometime!

[not-so-noble]

Well, it’s the only thing we have to train with, to be honest.. Nunchucks? That’s quite an interesting name. and so many varieties. It’s overwhelming. Do axes still count too? My aunt killed my uncle with one.

And I would love to see your weapons! I have a weapons room back home. It’s basically a lot of my dads old weapons I have to train with. Nothing special.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Axes still count, I’d say. They’re becoming a bit cliche, but they’re still quite interesting! Really, any weapon technically counts- but I like to keep things interesting! That’s why I brought up flamethrowers! Those are essentially melee weapons that shoot a beam of flames at their target! I used one to fake my death one time- a long story, and a really cool weapon to do it with.

[not-so-noble]

Those sound.. amazing! I’m not going to even ask because I’ve heard worse. Trust me. But a machine that just—does that? I wish we had those back at home. I barely had any good weapons, they kept breaking. All the time.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I’ve got a lot to show you, huh? You’re missing out on so many interesting weapons! And- hell, places! And people! The world is so much bigger and more horrifying than any of us could possibly comprehend!

[not-so-noble]

I’d like that, actually. Show me everything. I’ve never left the sea’s side until recently— The weapons sound fascinating. Especially the ones that don’t require your arms to grow sore.

I used to think my home was the whole world. That my father would return, and I would grow old like the olive trees he planted. The world is wide, and cruel, and deeply strange. There is no such thing as safety—only the illusion of it. Peace is a delicate myth we tell ourselves before the next storm.

So what’s a theme park?

[l0ve-f0rever]

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

[l0ve-f0rever]

Okay, that just makes you even cooler. A man from a city in Greece, who washed up on the beach without any recollection of how he got there? You seem like quite the interesting guy, Takumi! You’ve definitely got a role to play!

On that topic, a gimmick is essentially just that; something that defines your character and makes you interesting! I don’t really have one, at the moment… and that’s completely fine! I’m a meaningless background character, and that’s totally fine! Absolutely, completely, totally, completely- did I say totally thrice? Whoops! Anyways, I’m fine.

But seriously, is there anything I can do for you? You must be pretty confused.

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Well, I’ve got no idea where you’re talking about, but I can say we’re in Japan. No idea how you got from Greece to Japan- seriously, isn’t that- like- an entire ocean away?

As for my clothes, I’m really just wearing a T-shirt and shorts right now. I got them from the department store recently to… replace some old clothing. I don’t know who made them- pretty sure they’re generics.

As for whom I worship… that’s a loaded question that I’d rather not answer right now. I’d rather not explain my entire character arc to you at the moment.

I’m kind of broke, since an anon stole all my money, but you can come over to my house and stay the night or something! I’m sure my boyfriend won’t mind…

As for knowledge of this land… well, I never really paid attention in social studies, so I can’t tell you much. It’s… got a lot of rivers, if that helps.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

[l0ve-f0rever]

A wooden plank? You must be quite strong in order to hold onto that long enough for it to carry you across the seas! So you’re powerful, too! Sheesh, you’re so interesting! Your whole situation- it’s got to mean something! So I’ll gladly help you! Not that it matters.

And really, it’s the least I can do. You don’t have to thank me, and you don’t owe me anything at all! I’m going to get a job at an ambiguous coffee shop, anyways.

Also, why would I want to marry your mother? There’s already a woman I plan to marry, if he’ll take me, and I’m pretty sure She doesn’t have any children, much less interesting children from Greece or wherever. As long as you don’t try to hurt Him, I won’t try to kill you, either!

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

[l0ve-f0rever]

You really shouldn’t, and that’s because I really don’t need anything at all! I’m completely and totally fine, and any evidence to the contrary is frankly false! I suppose you could help my boyfriend out with something, if She’ll take it… but for now, please, don’t worry about a thing! I don’t want to add any hardship to your life, although just by knowing you I- nevermind all that!

Also, I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much competition for Maeko’s heart, much less from Zeldrusia or wherever you were talking about. So, I should get along with you just fine!

Also, if you’re proficient in combat, do you know anything about claws? I don’t plan on bringing harm to anyone either- I never do, but I did get some really cool retractable claws recently and I’d love to learn how to use them! Also, what weapons do you usually prefer?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I- thank you for the gift! Although, I do have to question your weapon choices. Spears and swords are fun, sure, but they’re also fairly basic choices! If you enjoy melee combat, have you considered nunchucks? I’ve been getting into those recently. They’re an excellent choice; both reliable and creative! There are so many ways you can go with them, too! Poison-tipped nunchucks, spiked nunchucks (yes, I know, my penchants for maces is showing). I mean, there’s so much variety in weaponry! There are so many directions you can go with spear and javelin like weapons, and I’d love to show them to you! I’ll have to give you a tour of my weapons closet sometime!

[not-so-noble]

Well, it’s the only thing we have to train with, to be honest.. Nunchucks? That’s quite an interesting name. and so many varieties. It’s overwhelming. Do axes still count too? My aunt killed my uncle with one.

And I would love to see your weapons! I have a weapons room back home. It’s basically a lot of my dads old weapons I have to train with. Nothing special.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Axes still count, I’d say. They’re becoming a bit cliche, but they’re still quite interesting! Really, any weapon technically counts- but I like to keep things interesting! That’s why I brought up flamethrowers! Those are essentially melee weapons that shoot a beam of flames at their target! I used one to fake my death one time- a long story, and a really cool weapon to do it with.

[not-so-noble]

Those sound.. amazing! I’m not going to even ask because I’ve heard worse. Trust me. But a machine that just—does that? I wish we had those back at home. I barely had any good weapons, they kept breaking. All the time.

[l0ve-f0rever]

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

[l0ve-f0rever]

Okay, that just makes you even cooler. A man from a city in Greece, who washed up on the beach without any recollection of how he got there? You seem like quite the interesting guy, Takumi! You’ve definitely got a role to play!

On that topic, a gimmick is essentially just that; something that defines your character and makes you interesting! I don’t really have one, at the moment… and that’s completely fine! I’m a meaningless background character, and that’s totally fine! Absolutely, completely, totally, completely- did I say totally thrice? Whoops! Anyways, I’m fine.

But seriously, is there anything I can do for you? You must be pretty confused.

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Well, I’ve got no idea where you’re talking about, but I can say we’re in Japan. No idea how you got from Greece to Japan- seriously, isn’t that- like- an entire ocean away?

As for my clothes, I’m really just wearing a T-shirt and shorts right now. I got them from the department store recently to… replace some old clothing. I don’t know who made them- pretty sure they’re generics.

As for whom I worship… that’s a loaded question that I’d rather not answer right now. I’d rather not explain my entire character arc to you at the moment.

I’m kind of broke, since an anon stole all my money, but you can come over to my house and stay the night or something! I’m sure my boyfriend won’t mind…

As for knowledge of this land… well, I never really paid attention in social studies, so I can’t tell you much. It’s… got a lot of rivers, if that helps.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

[l0ve-f0rever]

A wooden plank? You must be quite strong in order to hold onto that long enough for it to carry you across the seas! So you’re powerful, too! Sheesh, you’re so interesting! Your whole situation- it’s got to mean something! So I’ll gladly help you! Not that it matters.

And really, it’s the least I can do. You don’t have to thank me, and you don’t owe me anything at all! I’m going to get a job at an ambiguous coffee shop, anyways.

Also, why would I want to marry your mother? There’s already a woman I plan to marry, if he’ll take me, and I’m pretty sure She doesn’t have any children, much less interesting children from Greece or wherever. As long as you don’t try to hurt Him, I won’t try to kill you, either!

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

[l0ve-f0rever]

You really shouldn’t, and that’s because I really don’t need anything at all! I’m completely and totally fine, and any evidence to the contrary is frankly false! I suppose you could help my boyfriend out with something, if She’ll take it… but for now, please, don’t worry about a thing! I don’t want to add any hardship to your life, although just by knowing you I- nevermind all that!

Also, I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much competition for Maeko’s heart, much less from Zeldrusia or wherever you were talking about. So, I should get along with you just fine!

Also, if you’re proficient in combat, do you know anything about claws? I don’t plan on bringing harm to anyone either- I never do, but I did get some really cool retractable claws recently and I’d love to learn how to use them! Also, what weapons do you usually prefer?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

[l0ve-f0rever]

I- thank you for the gift! Although, I do have to question your weapon choices. Spears and swords are fun, sure, but they’re also fairly basic choices! If you enjoy melee combat, have you considered nunchucks? I’ve been getting into those recently. They’re an excellent choice; both reliable and creative! There are so many ways you can go with them, too! Poison-tipped nunchucks, spiked nunchucks (yes, I know, my penchants for maces is showing). I mean, there’s so much variety in weaponry! There are so many directions you can go with spear and javelin like weapons, and I’d love to show them to you! I’ll have to give you a tour of my weapons closet sometime!

[not-so-noble]

Well, it’s the only thing we have to train with, to be honest.. Nunchucks? That’s quite an interesting name. and so many varieties. It’s overwhelming. Do axes still count too? My aunt killed my uncle with one.

And I would love to see your weapons! I have a weapons room back home. It’s basically a lot of my dads old weapons I have to train with. Nothing special.

[not-so-noble]

Be my wife 💍

I’m just a man?

[not-so-noble]

It seems you may be suffering from the same situation as I.

My name is Allen Avadonia. It is a pleasure to meet you.

How did you find yourself in this strange world?

@evils-servant

Greetings. I’m.. Odai Takumi. I guess. Or Telemachus…

Well—my ship got caught in a storm and I basically washed up.

[not-so-noble]

hey good lookin whatcha cookin?

you're cookin nothing? because you don't have a stove?

oh.

.....

well, anyway

*makes your period worse*

AHGGGSOMEBODYTELLMEEEECOMEANDGIVEMEAAHGHGGG

[l0ve-f0rever]

"Where the hell am—Hey!- Uhm, who are you?"

[Someone actually get him normal clothes. Please. ]

@not-so-noble

Why, hello there! My name is Kouki Sawakita, and I was an average, unremarkable guy, until- well, I’m still an average, unremarkable guy. But that’s totally fine with me! Yep. Yes sirree. Nothing to see here. You seem to have a pretty cool robe! It’s- like- one of those robes you see in old movies about gods and stuff. Was it Greek? Either way, that’s quite the fun and memorable gimmick you’ve got there! Is there anything you need me to do for you?

[not-so-noble]

Wha..

A robe..? Never heard of that. Uh, yes. It’s Greek! I’m from there—Ithaca, ever heard of it? My name is Te- Odai Takumi, call me Takumi.

…

Uh, yes. I do… I have no clue where I am. I just washed up on the beaches. Also—what’s a gimmick?

[l0ve-f0rever]

Okay, that just makes you even cooler. A man from a city in Greece, who washed up on the beach without any recollection of how he got there? You seem like quite the interesting guy, Takumi! You’ve definitely got a role to play!

On that topic, a gimmick is essentially just that; something that defines your character and makes you interesting! I don’t really have one, at the moment… and that’s completely fine! I’m a meaningless background character, and that’s totally fine! Absolutely, completely, totally, completely- did I say totally thrice? Whoops! Anyways, I’m fine.

But seriously, is there anything I can do for you? You must be pretty confused.

[not-so-noble]

Okay so-

… I need help with this place—I don’t recall much to be honest, I was just sailing and boom. Storm. Don’t think Lord Poseidon likes me very much.

That’s interesting—I’ll keep that in mind. Do you think you can show me around? I don’t recognize anybody, is this Σπάρτη (Sparta)?

[ No. ]

Also. What clothes are those? They’re fairly different from mine. Who wove these? What fabric is that? What god do you worship?? Apologies—getting off topic.

I really just need a shelter, and food, and towels. And knowledge of this land. Who’s your king? I am very confused.

[l0ve-f0rever]

Well, I’ve got no idea where you’re talking about, but I can say we’re in Japan. No idea how you got from Greece to Japan- seriously, isn’t that- like- an entire ocean away?

As for my clothes, I’m really just wearing a T-shirt and shorts right now. I got them from the department store recently to… replace some old clothing. I don’t know who made them- pretty sure they’re generics.

As for whom I worship… that’s a loaded question that I’d rather not answer right now. I’d rather not explain my entire character arc to you at the moment.

I’m kind of broke, since an anon stole all my money, but you can come over to my house and stay the night or something! I’m sure my boyfriend won’t mind…

As for knowledge of this land… well, I never really paid attention in social studies, so I can’t tell you much. It’s… got a lot of rivers, if that helps.

[not-so-noble]

The sea can do many things, but he cannot be gentle. I’m lucky I held onto the wooden plank. I’m never searching for dad again.

Ah—so no tunics or chitons? And that’s completely fair, I will not press. Even if I was born a curious soul.

Thank you! You are generous, may Lord Zeus bless you for your hospitality. Even if you may not have any riches, I can grant you some.

Rivers? I can deal with rivers. I guess I’ll have to be careful for the naiads. You are way better than the men from back home in the palace!

Since you’re not trying to marry my mom or kill me. I can trust you!

[l0ve-f0rever]

A wooden plank? You must be quite strong in order to hold onto that long enough for it to carry you across the seas! So you’re powerful, too! Sheesh, you’re so interesting! Your whole situation- it’s got to mean something! So I’ll gladly help you! Not that it matters.

And really, it’s the least I can do. You don’t have to thank me, and you don’t owe me anything at all! I’m going to get a job at an ambiguous coffee shop, anyways.

Also, why would I want to marry your mother? There’s already a woman I plan to marry, if he’ll take me, and I’m pretty sure She doesn’t have any children, much less interesting children from Greece or wherever. As long as you don’t try to hurt Him, I won’t try to kill you, either!

[not-so-noble]

Yeah. I was trained! Some go—lady helped me when I was getting into a fight and she trained me from there!

She did help me get the ship I’m supposed to be on.. but I don’t know where she is now.

But shouldn’t I? Why not? Normally people I know would expect it. I want to bring honor and follow my family’s traditions! Well. Not all of them. Not killing babies anytime soon.

Oh, phew. There’s a lot of men that want to marry my mother. 57 from Dulichium, 23 from Same, 44 from Zacynthus, and 12 from Ithaca. I’m very wary.

I will not harm people for no reason. I am a civilized person.

[l0ve-f0rever]

You really shouldn’t, and that’s because I really don’t need anything at all! I’m completely and totally fine, and any evidence to the contrary is frankly false! I suppose you could help my boyfriend out with something, if She’ll take it… but for now, please, don’t worry about a thing! I don’t want to add any hardship to your life, although just by knowing you I- nevermind all that!

Also, I’m pretty sure I don’t have that much competition for Maeko’s heart, much less from Zeldrusia or wherever you were talking about. So, I should get along with you just fine!

Also, if you’re proficient in combat, do you know anything about claws? I don’t plan on bringing harm to anyone either- I never do, but I did get some really cool retractable claws recently and I’d love to learn how to use them! Also, what weapons do you usually prefer?

[not-so-noble]

I’ll.. take your word for it then. I am quite concerned, though. Well, it’s not worth much, but as my gratitude, have my laurel crown!

Alright! My bar is set extremely low, I just realized.

Ohh! A weapon? My preferred weapon is a spear, or a sword! But I was also taught how to use a dagger and a bow. I’ve never heard of retractable claws… but like the claws of a bear or a lion? I think I can do those with my heritage.

Any other weap… oh—and a javelin. Javelins are great.

[polentaconleche]

Don't ask xd