it ok

this, too, shall pass.

[not-theprincess]

Moving To a new blog

Not-thatprincess.tumblr.com

[b-tchinwitch]

Wanting to hear “I love you” so I can call them a liar.

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[sixpenceee]

Wholesome meme trend. You can check out my wholesome tag here: http://sixpenceee.com/tagged/wholesome

[epikurious-deactivated20221104]

GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT

[the-voids-girlfried]

Good shit right there right there

[welcometothetumblers]

GOOD SHIT A1 SHIT. FUCK.

[ionlywantnuggets]

GOOD SHIT

[scandalousdouchelord-deactivate]

[trellyworld]

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[morninggggstar]

AND COUNTING.

[ibaaad-deactivated20150507]

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Me waking up at 3am but remembers I’m on a diet

[naqini]

the seemingly insignificant change from weasleys’ wizard wheezes to weasley’s wizard wheezes

[kkuroshu]

Literaly just woke up and this hit me like a freaking train.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sports1137]

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[lesserjoke]

Reblog this post with your weirdest ancestor’s name.

I had a great-grandfather named Kermit Dickman.

[wuqs]

why did you start a competition that you’ve already won

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[long-ago-1234567890]

[pikabelle]

Stan Lee: Spider-man is not allowed to be bisexual, Andrew Garfield tried to make him bi so I had his movies cancelled and forbid any future spider-men from being written as bi or gay.

Tom Holland: Cool. Here is a list of male coworkers and characters I personally want to fuck.

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[startledstars]

dothemoststpatrick: taurus, libra, scorpio, capricorn

sexybinch: aries, CANCER, leo, PISCES

thebeautysupplystore: virgo, aquarius

pussylipgloss: gemini, sagittarius

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf

do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own

[waterlilyrose]

Never not reblog.

[sofia-weightless]

On point

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[gothicprep]

asking for straight pride is like asking for able bodied parking spaces

[123deletingdarling-deactivated2]

thats a really good comparison because there are about seventy able bodied parking spaces to one disabled and able bodied people still insist on using the ones that arent theirs

[chaseross]

this is seriously a great post