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“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”, Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

buzzfeed

there’s a v v good new twitter meme

ukiyoin-deactivated20200926

I’m losing my mind over the new sasuke meme

muchomachokiribaku

weather-peen

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

mpregalecki

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

frawgs

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

frawgs

WAIT THAT MEANS

samephonewhothis

filmouts

things just getting real and real for dylan o’brien :))

awesome-possum-posse

Being excited for ur next d&d game like

Being excited and impatient like

Just downright wishing you could beat time into submission and make it game day

unsettlingstories

I’d watch this a thousand fucking times.

ithelpstodream

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

seriesofnonsequiturs

“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”

rashemibabe

The white liberal part 😂😂

antique-scarecrow

You do NOT tolerate nazis in the media. You do NOT hear them out.

“Oh but it’s harmless no one really beli-” IT IS NOT HARMLESS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM A FOOTHOLD IN THE MEDIA, AND SO YOU ARE INVITING MORE IN.

themintycupcake

Also: punching Richard Spencer in the face during an interview made him afraid to keep doing interviews. Nazis are cowards when faced with genuine resistance and punching them is effective.

feministism

my-chemical-angel

actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

william-snekspeare

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

toptony

Does anybody else get legitimately worried when a fanfic author who was updating regularly just suddenly disappears with no warning? Like, is it a serious case of writers block or are they in a coma? Did they just up and quit? Was it me? Were my reviews not good enough?! Did they die 😳?! Were they kidnapped? Do I need to file a missing persons report? Excuse me officer, there’s been 13 weekly updates and now nothing for months! Find them! What’s their name?! Name!? I don’t know their name but they write 3k+ chapters and I need them safe and back in my life!

naughtylupine-deactivated202305

Sir, that’s my emotional support fanfic author.

narwhalsarefalling

some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

narwhalsarefalling

Tired Of Waking Up To Take Medication? Learn Braille

narwhalsarefalling

deer diary: today i got a death threat for learning a language

welcometothetumblers

imagine being such and angry Edge Lord™️ that you endorsed suicide/death upon another person for bettering themselves (for whatever reason they wanted)🙃🐸☕️ hashtag can’t relate💁🏻...