babyslut

GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN BUT I CAN GO EVERYWHERE CUZ I'M FREE BITCH [ rp 18+ lit + mirrored. aim based. rules + about ]

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(( Thank you everyone for giving this weirdo a chance, but I’ll be dropping him because of this and that. ❤️ I had a blast while it lasted! ))

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CONCLUSION

[thoodleoo]

relatable deaths from ancient times

chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke

zeuxis: died laughing at his own art

aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell

plato: partied too hard

empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal

philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage

saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over

didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader

petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero

[hardoncaulfield]

Tag urself I’m Plato

[pomeranian2]

[benderellaa]

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DAY THREE

When your bestie flies all the way from Canada to support you and all you can do is cry.

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Blindfolds, Spanking, Dirty Talk

blindfolds

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS 

spanking

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

dirty talk

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

[smutxmemes]

Send my muse a kink and they'll rate it based on interest

[zyean-jiluka]

fortheaskbox:

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

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And yes my pants are see through. My legs needed some air.

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DAY TWO

[theanimalmemes]

[mother-gaga]

Gaga receives a traditional Japanese Kimono in Tokyo, Japan. 

[kojjoza]

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The Signs in a relationship

Aries: the dominant one

Taurus: does whatever their lover wants

Gemini: has no idea what the fuck they're doing

Cancer: super caring and easy going

Leo: needs to chill the fuck out

Virgo: tries to be innocent but u know they a freak

Libra: is insecure but super great

Scorpio: sex

Sagittarius: says the wrong thing at the wrong time

Capricorn: is single

Aquarius: plans wedding in first week of relationship

Pisces: apologises for everything even if nothing's wrong

[fentys]

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BITCH, I’M LIMITED EDITION 👑

School festival time! As a business & retail student I’ve helped put together our own little slice of heaven. Cultivated merch by the best of the best, drop by if you’re in the area!

[nico2nico2]